GRcade MassWank 2009 - New Forum Game

[Mockmaster]

:lol: IN!

Can we get hard before the "go" I'd given?
Or is it a gentlemen's flaccid start?

You must not start the act of wanking until the exact designated time. What you do in terms of preparation and warm ups/foreplay is entirely up to you. Remember, this isn't a race. It's about being a part of something special.

Someone needs to design a special GRcade logo for this event.

You're right. Someone get on this asap.

Oi mocky youmissed me off the list

Sorry fellow wanker. I'll add you now.

[Irene Demova]

Do we have to use the same "material"

[Buffalo]

Sounds a bit gay.

[Mockmaster]

Do we have to use the same "material"

Not at all. Whatever material you want to use. Although I like to think that the thought of 20 fellow forumites wanking at exactly the same time will provide some kind of stimulation as well.

[Tragic Magic]

Do we have to use the same "material"

Not at all. Whatever material you want to use. Although I like to think that the thought of 20 fellow forumites wanking at exactly the same time will provide some kind of stimulation as well.

[Starbreaker]

Hang on, in that case, can we have a Marathon-esque situation where you can either be "racers" or, er, "fun-runners"?

I want to beat Lewis at beating.

[Count Nood]

You must not start the act of wanking until the exact designated time. What you do in terms of preparation and warm ups/foreplay is entirely up to you. Remember, this isn't a race. It's about being a part of something special.

Thanks for clearing that one up, skip. This is going to be the best, and most disturbing thing ever.

[False]

Ie should go the whole nine yards. Logos, Sigs, Youtube, Press campaign, Phone the local news..

Im on it.

[Banjo]

I should tell you all now, I've been really working on my groove lately, had nothing better to do. I'll be doing this with style and flair, maybe even upside down.

[Captain Kinopio]

Sounds a bit gay.

buffs in

[Slayerx]

I think im posting in a thread made of win

[Tragic Magic]

I bet they'll be some phantom wankers too. The ones that do it in the shadows and keep it their little secret.

[Cuttooth]

Hang on, in that case, can we have a Marathon-esque situation where you can either be "racers" or, er, "fun-runners"?

Wouldn't the fun runners have to dress up?

I dunno about you but the thought of people dressed as telephone boxes, wanking off at the same time fills me with nothing but despair.

What have you created Mocky?

[Irene Demova]

So is last or first to finish the aim?

[Slayerx]

Do we get extra points for a danger wank ?

[Memento Mori]

[Poncho]

May I suggest that all entrants abstain from wanking until the historic date and time is set?

I don't know why I'm still in here.

[Starbreaker]

I dunno about you but the thought of people dressed as telephone boxes, wanking off at the same time fills me with nothing but despair.

It'd actually probably help me finish quicker.

[Banjo]

Do we get extra points for a danger wank ?

Don't get all David Carradine on us.

I don't know why I'm still in here.

You secretly want to be a part of it. You'll be one of the phantom wankers.

[Count Nood]

Do we get extra points for a danger wank ?

I was just wondering about that, as depending on the time, I may have to risk one of those.