GRcade MassWank 2009 - New Forum Game

[Cardinal Chunder]

May I suggest that all entrants abstain from wanking until the historic date and time is set?

I don't know why I'm still in here.

It just keeps sucking you in doesn't it?

[Mockmaster]

Guys, don't get too hung up on worrying about finishing first/last. This isn't about speed. It's about the simultaneous act, and what each of us brings to it. Enthusiasm, inventiveness, verve. People that wank in imaginative ways or with real balls to the wall effort will be looked on more favourably when it comes to reviewing the wankers at the end.


I also like Poncho's idea of abstinence until the date is set. Could produce some interesting results.

[Irene Demova]

Guys, don't get too hung up on worrying about finishing first/last. This isn't about speed. It's about the simultaneous act, and what each of us brings to it. Enthusiasm, inventiveness, verve. People that wank in imaginative ways or with real balls to the wall effort will be looked on more favourably when it comes to reviewing the wankers at the end.


I also like Poncho's idea of abstinence until the date is set. Could produce some interesting results.

Depends on the date mocky...

[Banjo]

I've had three today so I can hold off for a good two weeks minimum.

[SEP]

I might be up for this, if the time is right.

Sounds like a sticky situation, though.

[Cuttooth]

Maybe Mockmaster will set the time at the dead of night, where the few wankers who will be sleeping with loved ones will get up, and trying to sneak into the bathroom will wake their partners.

In answering where they're off to, they will all obviously reply "I have to do this. I have to do this for GRcade, for Mockmaster, for the little guy, and the little guy with little guys who don't work so good. This is the most important thing in my life right now, even more than you, my beloved. Honey. I have to go wank."

Truly a magical moment.

[Irene Demova]

Maybe Mockmaster will set the time at the dead of night, where the few wankers who will be sleeping with loved ones will get up, and trying to sneak into the bathroom will wake their partners.

In answering where they're off to, they will all obviously reply "I have to do this. I have to do this for GRcade, for Mockmaster, for the little guy, and the little guy with little guys who don't work so good. This is the most important thing in my life right now, even more than you, my beloved. Honey. I have to go wank."

Truly a magical moment.

except from most of them are single

[Denster]

IN.

[Buffalo]

Sounds a bit gay.

buffs in

Like strawberry float I am. There's enough wankers on this forum already.

[Cardinal Chunder]

So why aren't you 'in', Cutty?

[Banjo]

It'd be great if this was in a public venue, like those phone adverts with the people singing Hey Jude.

[Slayerx]

Maybe Mockmaster will set the time at the dead of night, where the few wankers who will be sleeping with loved ones will get up, and trying to sneak into the bathroom will wake their partners.

In answering where they're off to, they will all obviously reply "I have to do this. I have to do this for GRcade, for Mockmaster, for the little guy, and the little guy with little guys who don't work so good. This is the most important thing in my life right now, even more than you, my beloved. Honey. I have to go wank."

Truly a magical moment.

[Count Nood]

IN.

Good man, we're getting quite a few big name entrys now.

[Captain Kinopio]

I dont think the thread title is ever going to stop making me laugh

[Tragic Magic]

Sounds a bit gay.

buffs in

Like strawberry float I am. There's enough wankers on this forum already.

No John, you are the wankers.

[Banjo]

YES! Denster AND Anung, now we're talking.

[Irene Demova]

Sounds a bit gay.

buffs in

Like strawberry float I am. There's enough wankers on this forum already.

No John, you are the wankers.

lol masturbate well

[Slayerx]

Wait what about the pro wankers won't they have an edge?

[<]:^D]

Can I join in please?

[Cuttooth]

So why aren't you 'in', Cutty?

I can't be told when to wank.

It'd be great if this was in a public venue, like those phone adverts with the people singing Hey Jude.

You're onto something here Banjo, Mockmaster should organise a flash-mob. Think about it, twenty people come together out of nowhere for five to ten minutes, and leave nothing but a small sticky puddle.