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Hugo quote t-shirt: wearable LED screen with selection of 100s of Hugo quotes; a new Hugo quote every day!
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10%
"Larger, as in the drink larger" hand embroidered t-shirt
16
7%
Hand blown and etched "larger" pint glass
44
20%
GRcade logo vinyl stickers (more designs TBC - please suggest!)
11
5%
Laser cut 3D GRcade logo display piece in: wood, acrylic, aluminium, bronze
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6%
Laser cut 3D GRcade keyring
23
11%
Hand screen-printed GRcade t-shirt
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9%
Various meme t-shirts (TBC - please post suggestions)
20
9%
GRcade logo mug
49
23%
 
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PostRe: GRc Merch: Hugo quotes wearable LED T-shirt! Larger glas
by TigaSefi » Tue Jul 01, 2014 9:05 am

Will the pint glass have the logo and our username on it?

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PostRe: GRc Merch: Hugo quotes wearable LED T-shirt! Larger glas
by Holpil » Tue Jul 01, 2014 10:05 am

Why not DIY and stick to vinyl for the shirts GG? I'm considering picking up a kit myself just to produce my own designs. I always prefer the look of thick vinyl on shirts with a limited palette. The one thing I would recommend is to charge a slight premium and go for a fitted t-shirt, there's nothing worse than a terrible fitting size M that looks like an XXL.

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PostRe: GRc Merch: Hugo quotes wearable LED T-shirt! Larger glas
by Green Gecko » Tue Jul 01, 2014 10:37 am

I might be able to do a preorder for something like that, where would you get plain fitted shirts? I've never bought one myself.

The vinyl is sign vinyl, I'm not sure it would adhere to fabric particularly well. There is probably some kind of iron on type of vinyl I could get if it's not too expensive, but the screen printing I am looking at is local and should be viable. The adhesive vinyl I already have in stock, otherwise it's very expensive stuff.

I'm doing my materials research today so will get back to you. Cheers for the suggestions :)

Oh and btw I could probably do the screen printing myself too would just need a half day training to remind myself of the process, which I can probably do for free. There's also the cost of me just getting to the studio though.

Edit: I've seen Fruit of the Loom shirts used for a load of promotional shirts before and mine seem decent, I might use that for shirt stock.

And heat transfer vinyl is about 10 quid per metre *dread* I'll need to figure how much I can get out of each sheet in Illustrator as my screen printer may work out cheaper. Also I don't have a heat press. Maybe I can get to one but the screen prints may have to fund the heat press. I'm sure it would look better though.

Re names on pint glasses, I think this complicates the process for my glass maker however I may offer another product for names etched on pint glasses with grcade logo, I'm still waiting on glass maker. My deadline for that call is end of next week so will have more answers soon.

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PostRe: Grcade Merch
by jiggles » Tue Jul 01, 2014 2:31 pm

[uimgp=3495368]Green Gecko[/uimgp] wrote:I just had the most awesome idea.

I could make one of those wearable LCD screen shirts that is pre-programmed to cycle through a collection of Hugo quotes. And it would all be a surprise, so out of say, a few hundred quotes, every time you wear the shirt you will get a new Hugo quote to brighten up your day or fend off your IRL "plain wrong" friends.


Here's the quotes in the database that runs my Hugo Quote Generator:

":cry: [5]"
"That statement is paradoxical as far as I'm concerned."
"That statement makes no sense, its not a matter of belief, it just is."
(On the subject of Super Metroid) "Fusion is better though."
"AHHHHHH!!! NEXT GEN!"
"Downloading stuff before you buy to clog up your HDD. Sounds crap to me."
"'Tricks and tips'. We are officially back in the 90s."
"Half an hour in and we've seen a single PS4 game. Brilliant."
"Did a 12 year old do these slides?"
"Knack looks really good to me."
"Die Hard 4 is absolutely awful,its not really a Die Hard movie, it has a completely gooseberry fool premise and contains next to no memorable things."
"By definition an adventure game with battles pretty much is an RPG."
"Willing to bet money that neither Mario and Luigi nor Mario Golf actually come out here this Summer."
"I played the original Tomb Raider...guess what, it was gooseberry fool."
"Basically you couldn't be more wrong."
"I think you'll find that it is you who are mistaken, about a great many things."
"Most ridiculous post of the year."
"The Hedgehog is clearly not 'merely passed out' but extremely close to death."
"Eeek"
"NSMBU is easily the best 2D platformer anyone has released since 16bit days."
"Fire Emblem for my birthday!"
"2013 is the year of Luigi."
"...so basically you are wrong on all counts."
"Don't seem to have any friend requests..."
"As such the time you took isn't the time it takes to play the game and is in fact irrelevant."
"Starfox is a bad game, OOT is just massively over-rated."
"Paying to pirate TV is just insane as far as I'm concerned."
"As far as I'm aware giving yourself more than 8GB of RAM is pretty much a waste of money."
(On NFS: Most Wanted's rubberbanding AI) "No other way it could legitmately work as a game."
"Yeah its all of £1.75 cheaper than you could get it at launch for PC. Plummeting price there."
"Pretty sure that's just plain wrong."
(On Assassin's Creed 3) "its like Master and Commander the videogame."
"As for (Halo) MP, its all the same shite."
"Can someone who posted about it explain in actual english why they think the term "One big glob of campaign" is bad?"
"Pretty sure that's just plain wrong."
"Seems pretty likely Apple are on the verge of a meltdown unless they can pull some kind of magic trick."
"I'm afraid you are wrong again."
"Its that kind of argument that is complete twaddle."
"Just to be clear, you are a 'real' person"
"Yeah, you are just wrong then. It clearly excels at just about everything it does. Glad I could clear that one up for you"
"Classic troll posting."
"Face it, the game is just plain gooseberry fool. Its one of the best looking utterly atrociously dull games ever made."
"Alice: Madness Returns makes Wind Waker look like Quake 3 in terms of the action it offers."
"The only relevant RTS of the current era is Company of Heroes."
"You must be blind."
"I'd have to say thats the post of someone who doesn't know what they are talking about."
"I wasn't aware that intelligence was linked to the ability to see jaggies on a screen...interesting hypothesis."
"in fact in some cases its probably better to be at ground zero than further out (depending on wind patterns)"
"Pretty sure it is possible to be at ground zero not very long after a nuclear explosion and not be exposed to massive amounts of radiation"
"Yeah, theres a reason I have Falsey on ignore."
"You don't always need to actually see something to realise its possible."
"Afraid that doesn't count as a 16bit game, it requires a 486 which is a 32bit CPU."
"Actually you are wrong."
"The fact the framerate is fixed and there aren't any wizzbang graphics options doesn't make the game itself bad."
"I just have no time for generic gooseberry fool looking JRPGs, or indeed generic gooseberry fool looking games in general"
"All the (none AAA developed) Japanese games looked terrible."
"Theres nothing wrong with Zavvi, just because something goes out of stock and takes a while to get to you doesn't mean Zavvi are evil."
"Topic title is already wrong."
"The Armour sets and weapon skins are still a rip off even at 49p and 17p each respectively as far as I'm concerned."
"What a load of drivel."
"I don't think either of those things are actually true at all."
"Factually wrong."
"The most ridiculous thing you've ever said."
"Men in Black 3 takes the IMAX screen for the earlier showings of the day. Now that is a discrace."
"Don't misquote me again."
"It doesn't matter what your experiences are, when you post that nonsense you nullify anything else you have to say on the matter."
"So actually I do know what I'm talking about, I just happen to think you are completely wrong on the subject."
"You heard me. Splinter Cell was basically rubbish before they changed it."
"Conviction is easily the best of the SC games."
"I'm calm (really)."
"ITS NOT A strawberry floating 3DS GAME."
"Anyone who plays games for a reason other than to have fun is in my opinion mental."
"Fun isn't only a good yardstick for the quality of a game its the only meaningful way to quantify how good a game is."
"How Skyrim didn't win anything is beyond me. Clearly was the game of 2011." #baftagames
"Who the hell are these muppets they've got to comment on the games. I could produce a better show than this." #baftagames
"The voice over guy has absolutely no idea what he's saying." #baftagames
"Like watching paint dry...but cringe worthy to go with it. Absolutely terrible." #baftagames
"Only a nutter doesn't think that Halo 2 has the worst campaign by an absolute mile."
"Thats tosh."
"Could that be any more a rip off of Shadow of Rome. I think not."
" It was on one of the later courses with deep traps and I couldn't even see the hole from my lie."
"Just did an amazing chip-in birdie from a sand trap."
Doing well tonight #oscars
"I'd rather throw away an Aqua Blue 3DS than play on it."
"Red > White > Black >>>>>>> Aqua Blue. Really as long as you don't have Aqua Blue, you are laughing."
"Just managed close to 35 million on the Excalibur table in Zen Pinball 3D putting me well inside the top 100 scores in the country."
"You'd be wrong on multiple counts then."
"Easily the best game of 2012. Yes I'm a time traveller."
"Not really scared by ghosts. Freaky fungus that grows out of your head? Much more scary."
"Ooh, new Bioware studio. Got to be making the Bioshock Vita game surely?"
"There is no such thing as a half sequel."
"Why on earth would you post something so patently stupid."
"I know what I like."
"Next to Mass Effect 2 any games ending looks amazing."
"Surprised none of you have complained about the lack of that shitty kids Little King's Story game you all love."
"Its a fact, Wii is the best gaming console Nintendo have ever released."
"if you think 1.5 million sales on a new franchise means the game has bombed then we are moving into insane territory."
"I think the argument could be made that the SP in MW3 is genuinely quite a lot better than the SP in BF3"
"WRONG!"
"Show me pictures of women in games that look like Elizabeth."
"but to say its a backwards step is such utter tosh its unbelievable you really think that."
"You are quite clearly nuts, the control is perfect."
"Have you seen my K/D rate?"
"Ok then, I think thats the end of trying to talk to you about this."
"So because the definitions of the two words doesn't agree with what you think they mean, I'm talking out of my arse."
"The idea that story is important to FPS games is quaint, outdated nonsense"
"3DS is about to get real."
"I'd rather have an Atari Lynx than a Blue 3DS."
"Blue (3DS) is horrible, the worst looking console I've ever seen."
"Around the same time and a month in advance are two very different things."
"Not that I'm supporting it, but 58 is not nearly double 40."
"Might look like an opinion, but its just plain wrong."
"Completely uninterested in Dark Souls, for me this game (Space Marine) is miles better without doing anything."
"Expect 3DS sales to literally explode over Christmas."
"RED! 3DS! Want one."
"Just because I don't agree, doesn't mean that what I'm talking about isn't relevant."
"In which case I think you are confusing relevancy with dissent."
"I can see clearly whats happening...I just don't care. My 3DS is fine, thank you very much."
"I think that is pretty much nonsense. Suzz drinking the Sony Kool-Aid."
"Three times 'not very much', is actually still 'not very much'."
"Its pretty easy to disagree with actually. Its in fact a pretty silly thing to say."
Watch...http://t.co/sqotQaY
"Unlike in backwards places it was Summer Bank Holiday yesterday in England."
"Pretty much disagree with everything you said."
"There are more Kinect titles I want than there are PS3 exclusives."
"Of the 26 odd retail games yet released, runny shite could be applied to less than 10."
"In which case all this official price cut has done, is compensated you with 20 games for your bad purchasing skills."
"So you are basically completely wrong."
"Yeah it looks exactly like it...except for the fact it looks nothing like it."
"but wanting that is like wanting to eat gooseberry fool. Completely nuts."
"I didn't mean to sound unfriendly. And its not arrogance, its just a fact."
"Just because you don't agree with my opinion about this game, doesn't make it 'wrong'."
"That is sheer nonsense."
"If it was £5 I'd be tempted. But at £6.80 its just too much."
"sorry but just because a game isn't completely unplayable doesn't mean its any good."
"Even the ones that are supposed to be good, are basically just like the ones everyone hates but without completely crippling game systems"
"JRPGs. All of them. All complete gooseberry fool."
"I have no desire to have my ears assaulted by this crap."
"My arm has just about recovered from my thursday session..."
"Time to change the topic title before it looks even more ridiculous than its always been."
"£15 isn't £10 though is it."
"IP banned from Steam? Oh dear."
"2PM sounds ok to me. Anyone got a problem with that?"
"Child of Eden and a SNES Wii Controller. What makes me smile."
"In EDGE a 6 generally means a good game."
Retweeted by a bot. How ironic.
"Is this the most pointless topic ever? Perhaps."
"Its really gooseberry fool. Maybe its supposed to be gooseberry fool, but I don't want to listen to it ever again I'm afraid."
"Oh, don't know what it is and I have no desire to find out."
"Just the design...my god."
"Oh my god, this is a car crash."
"WHAT HAVE THEY DONE"
"What have they DONE!!!"
"Yeah I've seen people say its not portable, can't be bothered to find the posts though."
"Compared to the Moon, the PS3 is tiny...its hardly a valid comparison though is it."
"3DS is the definition of a killer app."
"I'd shoot the voice over people on sight if I could"
"Why would any of you voluntarily subject yourself to the torture, that is the coverage of this wedding?"
"The physical facts are that they aren't up and down, but forwards and backwards."
"Just because you've always called them Up and Down, doesn't mean thats what they are."
"Exactly...or if you are more down to earth (Hyrule), then its phosphorescent algae."
"Every single thing about the image on the right is better than the one on the left. You sir, are blind."
"I'm sorry...you think the one on the left looks better? Are you mad."
"Thats a ridiculous answer"
"when i turn the 3d slider down the 3d gets less"
"You seem to think that because I disagree with you I'm being obtuse."
"So your problem is my use of the word 'massive'? A yes or no answer will suffice."
"Its pathetic really."
"A game for £25 isn't really a very good deal anyway."
"A 7 is 1000 times weaker than a 9."
"I've seen people mention 'big' aftershocks before, but people should realise these are relatively small shocks really."
"You are making two fundamental errors in your reasoning." @ChrisSmithster
"ISS was a complete pile of gooseberry fool."
"That passes as intelligent comment where you come from?"
"Complete nonsense. (Kelly) Brook looks plain bad now. Kaley (Cuoco) is a very good looking girl."
"In my eyes the NGP is the most exciting console since the Dreamcast."
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"Thats ridiculously uncalled for."
"The little girl has no eyes at the end of that trailer. Weird. EDIT - Bet the game is rubbish."
"Just thought I'd mention the football is on tomorrow night."
"Phoenix Wright, RE4 Mobile, DMC4 and GnG Gold Knights 2 for £2.36. Got to love the iTunes store."
"I don't believe thats actually true."
"Are you that dumb that you just don't want to have to see more words than you have to? Does it hurt your brain or something."
"Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. You quite simply couldn't be more wrong."
"Not that I'll ever agree with your viewpoint though, it just doesn't make sense."
"Meh. OOT is extremely over-rated."
"Right genre, wrong game."
"What do you want? Battlefield 1066? Nothing wrong with a modern setting for Battlefield games."
"What a strawberry floating disaster."
"5% Interested 95% Uninterested."
"Are Sony actually doing everything right for this?"
"No price could stop me from owning that."
"Yeah, thats not in stock."
"Dragon Quest is a 15 year old game."
"Inzauma Eleven? Are you strawberry floating joking."
May.
"Can't believe I'm buying two new PS3 games this month and no new 360 releases...its like the world has gone mad."
"And yes I'm the one who argued you could put Bayonetta down as a fighter as well as an action game, I stand by it."
"Which idiots voted for GT5 as best racing game?"
"And of course your 'epic tits'....well not yours, god I hope they weren't yours."
"Anyone who thinks X is better than GX on any level is just plain wrong."
"That sounds suspiciously like you want the moon on a stick."
"Multiplayer is irrelevant."
"Still got no problems with mine...what the strawberry float do you do with it? Can't expect the damn things to be indestructible."
"I still haven't seen the official press release. A story from a website isn't an official press release."
"That makes no sense. If you say something 'may' happen, it stands to reason that it also 'may not' happen."
"Just got a new Pin Rush highscore. 649 if anyone would care to try and beat it."
"I think you are just showing how wrong you actually are. Preferring N+ over SMB is a sure sign of madness."
"A game that isn't officially out yet was originally made available over a year ago...I guess thats PC gaming for you."
"Not actually out yet though is it. I've put it in. EDIT - Looks like it was actually released in 2009 too."
"Seems like saying one mark out is 'just wrong' might be a little harsh on them...but it isn't."
"The day Peace Walker comes to consoles is the day I quit gaming."
"Lovefilm and Sky Movies are two totally different things."
"Was out all day and have been recovering this morning"
"The Xbox Originals are literally the Xbox Originals."
"Thats just wrong on so many levels I wouldn't no where to start pulling it apart. Just no."
"Its just a fact, not a witty one liner."
"Don't know what game you are playing but it isn't this one."
"Culture GCU would own both of them together."
"Star Destroyer comes with squadrons of Tie Fighters and Bombers though. Its like its own little fleet compared to a Galaxy class ship."
"In theory a similar thing could happen to a Star Trek ship like Enterprise."
,,,causing it to lose control and get destroyed by colliding with the Death Star."
"Its bridge shields were taken out by some fighters, then an Awing crashed into the bridge...
"Haven't completed a game in ages. Going to start going at them soon, be doing several a week hopefully"
"Thats what I said."
"BEST. NEWS. EVER!"
"I think (Pac-Man) CE must be my most played 360 game (probably console game ever in fact)."
"So this is tech you can't use if you have a dog then?"
"Unless it can project solid material into your living room, I don't really see how it qualifies as a holodeck."
"theres not much point in just going back and forth like this. So just stop it, and I'll stop posting how wrong you are about everything."
"You're wrong. In fact everything about that post was wrong."
"I don't like this game, I post about not liking the game. Not quite sure why you feel the need to attack me."
"If you honestly think Rush are better than Queen then I really do pity you. Thats a sad, sad world you live in."
"Not sure why you are continuing to be this pointless."
"It does look absolutely gooseberry fool...but thats not why I didn't like it."
"Couldn't give a gooseberry fool, I haven't played either."
"You are wrong."
"Your comment made no sense to me. Its like you didn't understand what the game was doing."
"You can keep playing after the game has finished, but its finished."
"Opinions can be wrong."
"If you honestly think the Wii lineup has been better than either the PS3 or 360 lineup for the year to date then...you are just wrong."
"Thats not just different thats objectively wrong."
"Just because you haven't seen them doesn't mean that the people who have said they've seen them were making them up."
"Topic titles that are deliberately vague...yeah I don't like that."
"Still probably more likely that these Probiotic drinks are generally good for you than that theres an invisible teapot orbiting the earth."
"Suzz, really stop it. You've made your position known, you really shouldn't be posting in here at all." @ChrisSmithster
"Was going to try the Dead Space thing...1.6GB...that can strawberry float right off."
"As far as I'm concerned racing games and FPSs are not a reason to buy a PS3. Luckily there are other genres that the PS3 does well."
"I'm just pointing out that your speculations and assumptions might not actually end up having any basis in reality."
"Can't deal with opinions other than you own? Too bad for you."
"You might be right... but I don't think you are."
"You will not lose XBLA games you have bought. How many times do I have to say it before it gets through to some of you."
"Apart from the fact you can't actually see the game, its clearly not calibrated correctly at all."
"What the hell kind of small pokey stores do you go into?"
"Anyway I've had enough of this, you are nuts."
"It seems to me like rain isn't wet...but I'll bring up the fact that it is wet. So there I clearly wasn't wrong at all."
"Seriously if you can't understand what I'm saying then I think theres something wrong with you."
"IT SEEMS ODD"
"Your point of view that it seems odd, isn't simplistic, its just wrong."
"It doesn't seem odd at all, in fact its the opposite of odd. Like I said what you said wasn't simplistic, just wrong."
"Your argument isn't simplistic, its invalid."
"by using digital controls you are losing fidelity in your controls, which should by any logical reasoning lead to reduced performance."
"Its insane reasoning."@ashtonraze
(On Halo: Reach) "Feels almost like I'm playing a PS3 FPS, it literally reminded me of Haze."
"Its nonsense to use a metacritic score to justify anything. That is a fact."
"One of the problems with metacritic is that they include scores in their averages from places that no one should take seriously."
"Its worth pointing out that anyone who uses Metacritic to decide how good a game is, is pretty much a complete idiot."
"There have been demo levels of games that haven't featured in the final product before, didn't make them not demos."
"Do I trust a magazine I generally trust...or do I trust someone who appears to be a complete raving lunatic."
"Completely free is more free than almost free."
"Adding a load of crap to a good game doesn't make it better."
"Well that isn't good."
"Most modern music is rubbish compared to classic rock tracks."
"Grosse Pointe Blank - 10/10. Might be my favourite film of all time."
"If I'm around I'll play."
"Mafia 2 looks worse than an early 360 game, K&L2 made me sick and the both have totally crap feeling controls."
"Finally got round to trying the Kane and Lynch 2 and Mafia 2 demos... ...my god these games are gooseberry fool."
"Theres no accounting for bad taste I suppose."
"Really people aren't going to not buy Kinect because they've just bought CoD."
"I'm suggesting that if you have Kinect, its going to be something you'll use."
"Have to say I'm preferring this to Limbo at the moment (I know they are completely different)."
"I'm not interested in your lack of interest."
"No one thinks this might be bullshit then?"
"That doesn't even make any sense."
"Fusion was better than Super Metroid. Of the games I've played... Prime > Fusion > Super Metroid > Zero Mission > Metroid"
"Doesn't make the statement any less ridiculous as it is."
"I'm afraid I don't speak 'anime' that picture could mean anything."
"Should point out 1 of the 3 'best games of the generation' I was talking about is Mirror's Edge."
"Wasn't aware the PSP was rendering Tekken in 3D there."
"Balance != Fun"
"Like I said its entertainment, not sport of any kind. Doesn't mean people won't watch it."
"e-sports...the most ridiculous thing in the world."
"I understand tracking, but I'll try with you as Suzz seems oblivious to logic."
"for me Civ 5 will make every other game pointless for a while."
"Not having rose tinted glasses to look at them through, I can confirm that the DK: Country games are in fact pretty damn average."
"Because I don't like thrashy heavy rock and metal, I'd obviously have to like Miley Cyrus? No."
"There will be calls to sack the manager tomorrow...they might even be right."
"Talking of the 'relatively poor third party lineup on Wii', did you get to see or play GoldenEye?"
"Bullshit term."
"From my perspective its a bad take on an already gooseberry fool game."
"Lets see how much sense that makes....nope, not one little bit."
Civ 5, gonna own!
"Couldn't care less about Zelda."
"Its more that after Super Mario Galaxy 2...I don't think Nintendo have anywhere to go with the Wii."
"Super Mario Galaxy 2. Everything else is pointless."
"I don't buy that many games and you won't find me getting multiple copies of the same game the way Rik does."
"Its one standard screen like on the DS and one fancy 3D widescreen one...don't see the problem personally."
"Civ 5 is clearly the biggest game release this year...and I'm not kidding."
"Seriously if you are bothered about this type of thing then you have problems."
"Nothing wrong with that kind of thing...I mean in this case he's clearly mental, but still."
"...the game will eat you alive"
"Just an everyday bargain."
"Thats not really true at all."
"Hmm...could be an interesting take on the twin stick shooter...on the other hand it could be a big pile of crap. Impossible to tell."
"Thats a matter of opinion. You stated the PS3 had as many great exclusives, it clearly doesn't."
"Well I didn't actually play Shattered Memories..."
"Come on, look at that picture in detail, its a mess (on the tree side of things)"
"Basically Crysis wins all these 'Best ... in a game'."
"These are not statements of opinion, they are just plain facts."
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"No one has an objective view, everything is subjective."
"What they are is completely different maps set in the same location."
"The Conquest and Rush versions of what are the so called 'same maps' are actually for the most part completely different."
"Thats not really true at all."
"I just don't see your point. Its like you are a spoiled kid complaining because you didn't get to play with a shiny new toy first."
"People complaining about this need to shut up"
"Just goes to show you have problems with comprehension of basic english."
"Just goes to show that Metacritic are nearly always wrong."
"Every now and again I pick up a copy of GamesTM...its always pretty much a joke in the end."
"Not exactly sure why thats funny."
"What you personally think is better makes no difference. The official chart is the combined one, thats all there is to it."
"MP Mario Kart was never really very good. Yes. Thats what I said."
"Its a cardboard box...not sure why anyone would be expecting anything else."
"Definitely going to be gooseberry fool and likely to be the same game again (if its even out) respectively."
"Its Metroid as made by Team Ninja...whoever thinks thats going to turn out well needs their head examined."
"Only everyone who thinks that Team Ninja and Metroid are a good fit (presumably this means people at Nintendo too)."
"I love what I love and what I don't I don't."
"As for Silent Hill...a game without combat? No thanks. Maybe I'm doing it a disservice, but it doesn't look in the least bit interesting"
"You can say whatever you want. It has nothing to do with what I said, but if you want to spout nonsensical dribble, I won't stop you."
"Yeah they've always been good at processing orders and getting them to you. The problem was that peoples card details got stolen from them"
"I'm still going to try and play, but I've got a leak in my roof (worryingly close to this screen) so I might not be able to make it."
"Lots of games look like a 'painting come to life'. Its a nonsense statement."
"That might or might not be true, but its not what it says."
"Not really, actually having to fight properly isn't fun, because most of us don't really fight in real life."
"Seems to me that Dante is far more 'just' a HD God of War than God of War 3 is."
"In theory you can connect up to 127 USB devices...I don't think its going to be a real issue."
"Thats dumb. Another reason not to get the PS3 version."
"So I'm the only one who doesn't have a small or SDTV now am I?"
"Point out where I said that or just go away."
"Sorry but...strawberry float them, I want keyboards."
"Beginning to think Royal Mail have lost my order."
"Your opinion has been included."
"Is that what those games did? I mean really? Sounds like a completely ridiculous review."
"Patchy isn't the same as calling it a complete joke. Also something not turning up at all isn't the same as something that partly works."
"Like I said I think its Royal Mail that is the blame actually. Its a patchy service at best."
"I think you're in the wrong topic."
(On Starcraft II) "Its not an interesting game. The only reason its important is because of South Korea."
"Except thats not true at all."
"If something you buy doesn't work for a few days and then it works after that with no problems then it really isn't an issue."
"I'm saying it shouldn't even be an issue because we know that it will get fixed."
"Yes. Its a joke that the MP isn't working properly...before the game is released. Thats terrible that is."
"You're all illiterate bastards :fp:"
"There were some Jets in WW2 but they weren't in operational use till much later in the war"
"That would be because they aren't Jets. They are prop planes."
"Well that was a complete faf."
"And again, people who reply only with GIFs should be banned."
"I take it we are just trying to get to 100 pages now, seems like theres nothing actually on topic to say any more."
"Complete rubbish"
"just plain untrue."
"As funny as most of this is, the amount of crap posted in here is threatening to overwhelm the point of the topic."
"I still say that Shadow of Rome is the most viscerally violent game I've ever played though."
"Thats just plain disturbingly wrong."
"I can't see anything beyond those shitty graphics at the moment."
"Also 3D Dot Game Heroesoes, Lost Planet 2 and PoP: The Forgotten Sands."
"Can see it getting lost in the rush though, unless its spectacular Alan Wake should eclipse it (I realise they are different things)."
"Looks like a dumbed down Trials to me. No way is it 'more next gen'. Its just Trials for children."
"This is stupid."
"Let us damn well vote."
"Can't say I've noticed any particularly long loads when trophies pop up."
"It really doesn't look that good on either platform in those still pictures...perhaps its better running?"
"You could ditch your handicapped machine and get a proper PSP."
"Makes people who made comparisons with the DS version look even more silly (not that they really needed any help)."
"I'm getting sick and tired of waiting for the games I want on all these download services."
"It might, if I hadn't made the additional mistake of getting the name completely wrong as well as misspelling it"
"No way, not unless you literally just left the game running for 10+ hours doing absolutely nothing."
"You might have been used to playing games with single figure framerates, but I never was."
"That's really not very nice now, is it?"
"...quite how anyone could find it appealing is beyond my understanding."
"So not only is the game the defintion of generic, it also manages to be utterly offensive and repugnant at the same time..."
"I don't think I've ever seen a more distasteful game setting in my life."
"Because those are all extremely discerning publications that have never been known to be over generous in their scores before."
"Marvel Vs Capcom sold extremely well then did it?"
"San Andreas is on another level though."
"Its not as good as Deus Ex for starters. Thats just plain a fact, no opinions come into it."
"This is awesome. I've obviously only played a little, but I think its better than MvC2 for me."
"No its not."
"They do appear to have some very strange looking people working there."
"Not commenting on the other splurge you made, but just thought I'd point out this because you seem to not understand the difference"
"Excitebike 64 would be awesome. Don't really care about the gooseberry fool Wiiware game."
"just managed to knock dalagonash off top spot with a score of 301,870, all of 760 points ahead."
"The link I posted works..."
"It doesn't seem like it was trying to be good either...or if it was trying, it failed miserably."
"Not only is it significantly worse than RE4, it isn't even a good game at all."
"I wasn't aware doing something that hadn't been done before made a movie a classic"
"PCGamer review is out. 90 (same as Bioshock 2)."
"Jak and Daxter is about a million times better than Sunshine."
"Race Pro is the best game of its type on consoles."
"I'm not stopping other people posting their opinions out there, at least what I say doesn't carry any personal insults."
"Thats wrong. And its got nothing to do with thinking I'm better than anyone else. Its my opinion."
"If I was to offer up the opinion that your favourite game was utterly terrible, you'd respect that opinion would you? Give me a break."
"No one respects opinions that so totally diverge with their own."
"Except thats a complete load of bollocks and you know it."
"Yes, resort to swearing and name calling. Thats brilliant that is."
"I hope ME2 sorts this gooseberry fool out."
"Combat is horrible, the Mako thing controls awfully, unskippable cutscenes and ridiculous load times abound."
"God Mass Effect is terrible."
"Edge's most wanted: The Outsider. '...its a long time since E16' :lol:"
"A game that crashes on you 6 or 7 times in the first half hour has problems."
"From what we've seen about ME2 it should get an 8."
"What you have to remember is that a 6 is a good score in Edge."
"(EDIT - Actually the Alien Breed score is just plain wrong, but the others seem ok)"
"Can't see anything really wrong with the scores"
"Deluded. Just plain wrong."
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"66% off Men of War games, Men of War Gold Edition (Men of War and Men of War Red Tide) for £9.51...http://store.steampowered.com/sub/2373/"
"Well argued."
(On the leaked Halo: Reach screenshots) "What it doesn't look is significantly better than ODST or anything at all like that first trailer."
"Watch..."
"EDIT - I think I'd put it 3rd behind Civ 4 and Galaxy. But above HL2 and Super Monkey Ball."
"I'd struggle to name more than a couple of games that are actually definitely better than it."
"Its better than any 3rd person action game ever. Its better than any 1 on 1 fighting game ever."
(On Bayonetta) "Its so far beyond DMC its not even funny. Its significantly better than any game like it."
"Outdated and badly designed even when it was released. Now its just a joke."
"Perfect Dark is a terrible game. Talk about games that don't actually work."
"Perfect Dark and Killzone 2 are actually gooseberry fool."
"Who is the HSH28 Twitter?"
"Like I said I'm interested in doing it anyway if there are 4 of us (and someone can tell me what to do)."
"I do have a Paypal account, but I've never really used it for that (or indeed much at all)."
"I'll see what Suzz has to say at the end of 2010."
"Its a good year for Sega...but the year of SEGA? Never."
"Just want to point out that Borderlands is spelt Borderlands and not Boarderlands."
"A proper Sega question for suzz...do you really think the new SMB has any chance of being good? I mean really."
"Suzz again, doesn't like me pointing out that compared to other publishers that lineup is pure gooseberry fool."
"Most of the other major publishers have multiple massive titles due, that Sega lineup could be seen as disappointing in comparison."
"Thinking about it this could be a bad year for Sega"
"Other than Bayonetta I don't really see any earth shattering titles there."
"I actually quite like Danny Dyer though"
"Hmm, I think obviously not accurate 1:1 tracking, strange to think we ever really thought it would be now."
"A Boy & His Blob Wii is actually pretty rubbish."
"Obviously doesn't seem likely to account for the whole of that difference, but you do have to remember that NPDs are in no way accurate."
"Can't remember the last time I was hooked by a game this much, its surpassed both Borderlands and Batman from last year."
"This being relevant because the length of the delay is inversely proportional to how acceptable it is."
"I couldn't play GTA 3 at all, its pretty terrible as far as I'm concerned, till San Andreas GTA didn't make any sense to me."
"For it to be an FPS, it needs to be in real time and require accurate aiming and shooting. Fallout 3 does not qualify, Borderlands does."
"To say Fallout 3 has anything other than a passing resemblance to Borderlands is just plain wrong."
"Like saying Bayonetta is identical to Demon's Souls."
"I know....but he's wrong."
"Seriously how wrong can you be about Borderlands, it is an FPS, its nothing like Fallout 3."
"Fallout 3 is nothing like Borderlands really. Not 'very' similar at all."
"Having Rogue Leader in a Game of the Decade poll at all is laughable. Voting for it is something else entirely."
"Quarrel is going to be better than Risk anyway."
"No...I misread it. That was the reason I misread. 3 games, 1 month, 3 weeks left. See."
"Nothing at all wrong with the 360 pad for this in the way other games have issues on the PS3 pad."
"And Uncharted 2 99%? You're having a laugh."
"I'm sorry but Sonic Adventure is awful. Granted its the best of the 3D Sonics...but that doesn't make it good."
"I think I may have been hasty before...this is better than Batman."
"Probably one of the worst episodes of this I've ever seen."
"Yeah, you mean its not gooseberry fool and completely crass....right?"
"You've not played anywhere near enough to make that kind of statement about the whole game."
(On Deus Ex) "Not a RPG/FPS hybrid."
"Not sure why you are laughing about not having seen one of the best things to come out of US TV ever."
"Timesplitters 2 is one of the most overrated games in existance."
"Seriously, to so easily dismiss last year and say this one is bound to be better is utterly insane."
"...and thats not even close to being a complete list of the biggest and best games last year."
"Zeno Clash, Tales of Monkey Island, Machinarium, Torchlight, Trine...downloadable PC games."
"Lost Winds 2, Flower, Battlefield 1943, Space Invaders Infinity Gene...one of which (or Trials) is the best downloadable game ever."
"Trials HD is the best something ever, whatever that something is."
"Either House of the Dead Overkill or Dead Space Extraction is the best lightgun type game ever."
"Left 4 Dead 2 is the best co-op FPS ever."
"Grand Slam Tennis is definitely the best tennis game ever and might be the best sports game ever."
"Borderlands is the best RPG/FPS hybrid ever."
"DIRT2 is the best offroad racing game ever."
"IL2 Sturmovik is the best flight sim ever on a console."
"Race Pro is the best racing sim ever on a console."
"Batman AA is one of the best storybased action games ever (up there with Metroid Prime and RE4)."
"The Beatles Rock Band is the best music game ever."
"You guys are dead wrong on this."
"I got home to find it just sticking out the front of my letterbox, actually took it from outside."
"Depends how big your letterbox is, if it opens fully and theres no obstructions, it should just about fit."
Deluded.
"6 games that good this year? I can't see it."
"Bayonetta isn't as good as Batman (so far), theres nothing to rival Beatles or GST."
"Can't see Reach being anywhere near as good as ODST (which beats the original for me now)."
"Not played enough to be sure, but SFIV, GST, AA, Beatles, ODST and Borderlands are among the best games ever made as far as I'm concerned."
"I don't see how you can argue that climbing and traversing the world in general isn't a big part of AC2."
"So they are cack handed morons who can't get to grips with the 360 pad then?"
"Ah so not free then...well thats different. Not really good at all."
"Better than money off something I don't want or already have anyway."
"Its a free film, it happens to be pretty good and if you haven't seen it in a while what exactly is wrong with getting to see it free now?"
"Not quite sure how a free film of any sort qualifies as not good."
"Its not even a contest, the most wrong thing in this topic are utterly ridiculous comments about Beatles Rock Band"
On Little King's Story: "Its annoyingly cutesy and its not actually that good underneath it all either..."
"What a complete load of rubbish that looks like."
"The scores in general, 84 and 85 for Crystal Bearers and TvC, seems too close and convenient to "
"I'm telling you now, theres absolutely no way I'm buying Dante."
"...they've only gone and sent me the Beatles Special Value pack. And now the controllers are out of stock."
"Just got a massive box from Parcelforce through the door..."
"News flash. You aren't me."
"The Bravery actually had a good album out a few years ago...this is gooseberry fool though."
"Crackdown 2 looked good, everything else was crap."
"Read my EDIT."
"More than 50% of the top 10 selling games for Christmas 2009 are Nintendo console exclusive titles."
"Come on, thats ridiculous. That last attempt at arguing how £10 isn't expensive for two hours of this form of entertainment is insane"
"I really don't get the ODST hate."
I just caused an argument in an empty room.
"I expect an equal difference in what was shown in that Reach trailer and the actual ingame experience."
"Its just a fact."
"I'll be surprised if it manages more than a couple of million sales."
"GT5 to bomb. Thats my prediction."
"Basically its bullshit."
"its more a personal subjective view based on feelings and other less quantifiable things."
"Its not that hard to understand."
"I take it those that have played it here wouldn't agree."
"Really? Halo is a completely different type of game...and I don't think anyone was suggesting Halo 3 or ODST look utterly amazing either."
It looks gorgeous on 360 by the way...I'll try the PS3 version out later...but why you'd choose that if you have both consoles is beyond me.
"I know technically it might not be...but it is really"
"""

The problem I had with VC was the ridiculous number of cutscenes, the game itself is good, but the whole story is a bit dull."""
"Thats complete nonsense, perhaps you should actually read the topic."
"The fact is the PS3 pad is inferior to the 360 one in the vast majority of cases."
"Quantz might be good except I've never heard of it before."
"Really surprised by the Red Faction shouts...I mean it was good, but the best game of the year? This year? Those games? Strange people."
"I really, really don't like the PS3 pad for FPS games."
"I'll always be here to stand up for Poker Smash's (or any Bejewled derivative) crapness."
"This weeks roundup of purchases is going to be insane for me"
"I haven't finished it, but I am playing it. The original I left after not long...but I don't know what that has to do with anything."
"You think 400 MS points pays for 63 songs?"
"Ridiculous comparison, one is new the others aren't."
"Compared to Bad Company on 360, this beta handles horribly."
"...just because you are crap at the game doesn't mean its bad."
"...which reminds me I added Suzzopher the other day and he hasn't accepted it yet..."
"Seriously, the PSP is great...but better than the DS? No way."
(On 2009) "By far the best year for games theres ever been."
(On Arkham Asylum) "And I struggle to think of a 3rd person action game thats better, from any era. One of the best games ever made."
"There's still a distinct lack of exclusive PSN games worth having. "
"What does the game consist of? Total lack of information about these games on the store."
"Those games are so inferior to the PC XWing series games that mentioning them in the same topic is just flat out wrong."
"Most ridiculous statement ever."
"Those are different (but related) facts. Both are true."
"CoD SP has always been this shite, you just didn't notice it before."
"Those numbers are blatently skewed, theres absolutely no way 60% of 360s sold in the UK have failed. No way."
"You appear to have no clue about how polls like this have a tendency to be completely inaccurate through bias, no."
"That didn't really happen though, I wasn't drunk at all."
"Not exactly sure how you could disagree with anything he said. It was pretty much all factual."
"Anyway the only real difference between this and the first one is that the first one was 2 years ago and you've already played it."
"Call of Duty 2 wasn't that good."
"I really don't see how you can say that without having played it, its 'Daily Mail' levels of crap."
"Its actually pretty insane for you to expect them to give this content away."
"Is Saboteur even still coming out? Apparently its terrible anyway."
"Just read HoCs Borderlands review...interesting there was absolutely no mention of co-op at all"
"I'm sorry, the GC had some great games...but an overall lineup better than the PS2? Give me a break"
Not bad, not good. Average really.
Dull, dull, dull #e3
Decided to see what all this Twitter nonsense was all about. So far it's dull, dull, dull.
Just had a cup of tea. It was 5% spectacular 95% unspectacular.

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by Green Gecko » Tue Jul 01, 2014 3:00 pm

Holy gooseberry fool, will need to see how many quotes I can load onto memory. I might provide a firmware update :lol:

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by jiggles » Tue Jul 01, 2014 3:04 pm

I can export them in whatever format you want with unique ids if you want to say, populate a MySQL database with a click.

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by PaperMacheMario » Tue Jul 01, 2014 3:05 pm

Just scrolled onto one randomly and saw "News flash. You aren't me."

Incredible. :lol:


I'd perhaps be interested in a mug or pint glass. Obviously only be used when I'm home alone.

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by Green Gecko » Tue Jul 01, 2014 3:06 pm

jiggles wrote:I can export them in whatever format you want with unique ids if you want to say, populate a MySQL database with a click.

Could you do csv? I'm pretty sure it's literally just going to be a massive array.

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by jiggles » Tue Jul 01, 2014 3:09 pm

[uimgp=3496435]Green Gecko[/uimgp] wrote:
jiggles wrote:I can export them in whatever format you want with unique ids if you want to say, populate a MySQL database with a click.

Could you do csv? I'm pretty sure it's literally just going to be a massive array.


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"4",""":cry: [5]"""
"3","""That statement is paradoxical as far as I'm concerned."""
"5","""That statement makes no sense, its not a matter of belief, it just is."""
"6","(On the subject of Super Metroid) ""Fusion is better though."""
"7","""AHHHHHH!!! NEXT GEN!"""
"8","""Downloading stuff before you buy to clog up your HDD. Sounds crap to me."""
"9","""'Tricks and tips'. We are officially back in the 90s."""
"10","""Half an hour in and we've seen a single PS4 game. Brilliant."""
"11","""Did a 12 year old do these slides?"""
"12","""Knack looks really good to me."""
"13","""Die Hard 4 is absolutely awful,its not really a Die Hard movie, it has a completely gooseberry fool premise and contains next to no memorable things."""
"14","""By definition an adventure game with battles pretty much is an RPG."""
"15","""Willing to bet money that neither Mario and Luigi nor Mario Golf actually come out here this Summer."""
"16","""I played the original Tomb Raider...guess what, it was gooseberry fool."""
"17","""Basically you couldn't be more wrong."""
"18","""I think you'll find that it is you who are mistaken, about a great many things."""
"19","""Most ridiculous post of the year."""
"20","""The Hedgehog is clearly not 'merely passed out' but extremely close to death."""
"21","""Eeek"""
"22","""NSMBU is easily the best 2D platformer anyone has released since 16bit days."""
"23","""Fire Emblem for my birthday!"""
"24","""2013 is the year of Luigi."""
"25","""...so basically you are wrong on all counts."""
"26","""Don't seem to have any friend requests..."""
"27","""As such the time you took isn't the time it takes to play the game and is in fact irrelevant."""
"28","""Starfox is a bad game, OOT is just massively over-rated."""
"29","""Paying to pirate TV is just insane as far as I'm concerned."""
"30","""As far as I'm aware giving yourself more than 8GB of RAM is pretty much a waste of money."""
"31","(On NFS: Most Wanted's rubberbanding AI) ""No other way it could legitmately work as a game."""
"32","""Yeah its all of £1.75 cheaper than you could get it at launch for PC. Plummeting price there."""
"33","""Pretty sure that's just plain wrong."""
"34","(On Assassin's Creed 3) ""its like Master and Commander the videogame."""
"35","""As for (Halo) MP, its all the same shite."""
"36","""Can someone who posted about it explain in actual english why they think the term ""One big glob of campaign"" is bad?"""
"37","""Pretty sure that's just plain wrong."""
"38","""Seems pretty likely Apple are on the verge of a meltdown unless they can pull some kind of magic trick."""
"39","""I'm afraid you are wrong again."""
"40","""Its that kind of argument that is complete twaddle."""
"41","""Just to be clear, you are a 'real' person"""
"42","""Yeah, you are just wrong then. It clearly excels at just about everything it does. Glad I could clear that one up for you"""
"43","""Classic troll posting."""
"44","""Face it, the game is just plain gooseberry fool. Its one of the best looking utterly atrociously dull games ever made."""
"45","""Alice: Madness Returns makes Wind Waker look like Quake 3 in terms of the action it offers."""
"46","""The only relevant RTS of the current era is Company of Heroes."""
"47","""You must be blind."""
"48","""I'd have to say thats the post of someone who doesn't know what they are talking about."""
"49","""I wasn't aware that intelligence was linked to the ability to see jaggies on a screen...interesting hypothesis."""
"50","""in fact in some cases its probably better to be at ground zero than further out (depending on wind patterns)"""
"51","""Pretty sure it is possible to be at ground zero not very long after a nuclear explosion and not be exposed to massive amounts of radiation"""
"52","""Yeah, theres a reason I have Falsey on ignore."""
"53","""You don't always need to actually see something to realise its possible."""
"54","""Afraid that doesn't count as a 16bit game, it requires a 486 which is a 32bit CPU."""
"55","""Actually you are wrong."""
"56","""The fact the framerate is fixed and there aren't any wizzbang graphics options doesn't make the game itself bad."""
"57","""I just have no time for generic gooseberry fool looking JRPGs, or indeed generic gooseberry fool looking games in general"""
"58","""All the (none AAA developed) Japanese games looked terrible."""
"59","""Theres nothing wrong with Zavvi, just because something goes out of stock and takes a while to get to you doesn't mean Zavvi are evil."""
"60","""Topic title is already wrong."""
"61","""The Armour sets and weapon skins are still a rip off even at 49p and 17p each respectively as far as I'm concerned."""
"62","""What a load of drivel."""
"63","""I don't think either of those things are actually true at all."""
"64","""Factually wrong."""
"65","""The most ridiculous thing you've ever said."""
"66","""Men in Black 3 takes the IMAX screen for the earlier showings of the day. Now that is a discrace."""
"67","""Don't misquote me again."""
"68","""It doesn't matter what your experiences are, when you post that nonsense you nullify anything else you have to say on the matter."""
"69","""So actually I do know what I'm talking about, I just happen to think you are completely wrong on the subject."""
"70","""You heard me. Splinter Cell was basically rubbish before they changed it."""
"71","""Conviction is easily the best of the SC games."""
"72","""I'm calm (really)."""
"73","""ITS NOT A strawberry floating 3DS GAME."""
"74","""Anyone who plays games for a reason other than to have fun is in my opinion mental."""
"75","""Fun isn't only a good yardstick for the quality of a game its the only meaningful way to quantify how good a game is."""
"76","""How Skyrim didn't win anything is beyond me. Clearly was the game of 2011."" #baftagames"
"77","""Who the hell are these muppets they've got to comment on the games. I could produce a better show than this."" #baftagames"
"78","""The voice over guy has absolutely no idea what he's saying."" #baftagames"
"79","""Like watching paint dry...but cringe worthy to go with it. Absolutely terrible."" #baftagames"
"80","""Only a nutter doesn't think that Halo 2 has the worst campaign by an absolute mile."""
"81","""Thats tosh."""
"82","""Could that be any more a rip off of Shadow of Rome. I think not."""
"83",""" It was on one of the later courses with deep traps and I couldn't even see the hole from my lie."""
"84","""Just did an amazing chip-in birdie from a sand trap."""
"85","Doing well tonight #oscars"
"86","""I'd rather throw away an Aqua Blue 3DS than play on it."""
"87","""Red > White > Black >>>>>>> Aqua Blue. Really as long as you don't have Aqua Blue, you are laughing."""
"88","""Just managed close to 35 million on the Excalibur table in Zen Pinball 3D putting me well inside the top 100 scores in the country."""
"89","""You'd be wrong on multiple counts then."""
"90","""Easily the best game of 2012. Yes I'm a time traveller."""
"91","""Not really scared by ghosts. Freaky fungus that grows out of your head? Much more scary."""
"92","""Ooh, new Bioware studio. Got to be making the Bioshock Vita game surely?"""
"93","""There is no such thing as a half sequel."""
"94","""Why on earth would you post something so patently stupid."""
"95","""I know what I like."""
"96","""Next to Mass Effect 2 any games ending looks amazing."""
"97","""Surprised none of you have complained about the lack of that shitty kids Little King's Story game you all love."""
"98","""Its a fact, Wii is the best gaming console Nintendo have ever released."""
"99","""if you think 1.5 million sales on a new franchise means the game has bombed then we are moving into insane territory."""
"100","""I think the argument could be made that the SP in MW3 is genuinely quite a lot better than the SP in BF3"""
"101","""WRONG!"""
"102","""Show me pictures of women in games that look like Elizabeth."""
"103","""but to say its a backwards step is such utter tosh its unbelievable you really think that."""
"104","""You are quite clearly nuts, the control is perfect."""
"105","""Have you seen my K/D rate?"""
"106","""Ok then, I think thats the end of trying to talk to you about this."""
"107","""So because the definitions of the two words doesn't agree with what you think they mean, I'm talking out of my arse."""
"108","""The idea that story is important to FPS games is quaint, outdated nonsense"""
"109","""3DS is about to get real."""
"110","""I'd rather have an Atari Lynx than a Blue 3DS."""
"111","""Blue (3DS) is horrible, the worst looking console I've ever seen."""
"112","""Around the same time and a month in advance are two very different things."""
"113","""Not that I'm supporting it, but 58 is not nearly double 40."""
"114","""Might look like an opinion, but its just plain wrong."""
"115","""Completely uninterested in Dark Souls, for me this game (Space Marine) is miles better without doing anything."""
"116","""Expect 3DS sales to literally explode over Christmas."""
"117","""RED! 3DS! Want one."""
"118","""Just because I don't agree, doesn't mean that what I'm talking about isn't relevant."""
"119","""In which case I think you are confusing relevancy with dissent."""
"120","""I can see clearly whats happening...I just don't care. My 3DS is fine, thank you very much."""
"121","""I think that is pretty much nonsense. Suzz drinking the Sony Kool-Aid."""
"122","""Three times 'not very much', is actually still 'not very much'."""
"123","""Its pretty easy to disagree with actually. Its in fact a pretty silly thing to say."""
"124","Watch...http://t.co/sqotQaY"
"125","""Unlike in backwards places it was Summer Bank Holiday yesterday in England."""
"126","""Pretty much disagree with everything you said."""
"127","""There are more Kinect titles I want than there are PS3 exclusives."""
"128","""Of the 26 odd retail games yet released, runny shite could be applied to less than 10."""
"129","""In which case all this official price cut has done, is compensated you with 20 games for your bad purchasing skills."""
"130","""So you are basically completely wrong."""
"131","""Yeah it looks exactly like it...except for the fact it looks nothing like it."""
"132","""but wanting that is like wanting to eat gooseberry fool. Completely nuts."""
"133","""I didn't mean to sound unfriendly. And its not arrogance, its just a fact."""
"134","""Just because you don't agree with my opinion about this game, doesn't make it 'wrong'."""
"135","""That is sheer nonsense."""
"136","""If it was £5 I'd be tempted. But at £6.80 its just too much."""
"137","""sorry but just because a game isn't completely unplayable doesn't mean its any good."""
"138","""Even the ones that are supposed to be good, are basically just like the ones everyone hates but without completely crippling game systems"""
"139","""JRPGs. All of them. All complete gooseberry fool."""
"140","""I have no desire to have my ears assaulted by this crap."""
"141","""My arm has just about recovered from my thursday session..."""
"142","""Time to change the topic title before it looks even more ridiculous than its always been."""
"143","""£15 isn't £10 though is it."""
"144","""IP banned from Steam? Oh dear."""
"145","""2PM sounds ok to me. Anyone got a problem with that?"""
"146","""Child of Eden and a SNES Wii Controller. What makes me smile."""
"147","""In EDGE a 6 generally means a good game."""
"148","Retweeted by a bot. How ironic."
"149","""Is this the most pointless topic ever? Perhaps."""
"150","""Its really gooseberry fool. Maybe its supposed to be gooseberry fool, but I don't want to listen to it ever again I'm afraid."""
"151","""Oh, don't know what it is and I have no desire to find out."""
"152","""Just the design...my god."""
"153","""Oh my god, this is a car crash."""
"154","""WHAT HAVE THEY DONE"""
"155","""What have they DONE!!!"""
"156","""Yeah I've seen people say its not portable, can't be bothered to find the posts though."""
"157","""Compared to the Moon, the PS3 is tiny...its hardly a valid comparison though is it."""
"158","""3DS is the definition of a killer app."""
"159","""I'd shoot the voice over people on sight if I could"""
"160","""Why would any of you voluntarily subject yourself to the torture, that is the coverage of this wedding?"""
"161","""The physical facts are that they aren't up and down, but forwards and backwards."""
"162","""Just because you've always called them Up and Down, doesn't mean thats what they are."""
"163","""Exactly...or if you are more down to earth (Hyrule), then its phosphorescent algae."""
"164","""Every single thing about the image on the right is better than the one on the left. You sir, are blind."""
"165","""I'm sorry...you think the one on the left looks better? Are you mad."""
"166","""Thats a ridiculous answer"""
"167","""when i turn the 3d slider down the 3d gets less"""
"168","""You seem to think that because I disagree with you I'm being obtuse."""
"169","""So your problem is my use of the word 'massive'? A yes or no answer will suffice."""
"170","""Its pathetic really."""
"171","""A game for £25 isn't really a very good deal anyway."""
"172","""A 7 is 1000 times weaker than a 9."""
"173","""I've seen people mention 'big' aftershocks before, but people should realise these are relatively small shocks really."""
"174","""You are making two fundamental errors in your reasoning."" @ChrisSmithster"
"175","""ISS was a complete pile of gooseberry fool."""
"176","""That passes as intelligent comment where you come from?"""
"177","""Complete nonsense. (Kelly) Brook looks plain bad now. Kaley (Cuoco) is a very good looking girl."""
"178","""In my eyes the NGP is the most exciting console since the Dreamcast."""
"179","My Twitter BFFs: @chrissmithster @ashtonraze @ianversion1 @jimmyshedders @alchemistpingu @razedinwhite. Find yours @ http://twitterbffs.com"
"180","""Thats ridiculously uncalled for."""
"181","""The little girl has no eyes at the end of that trailer. Weird. EDIT - Bet the game is rubbish."""
"182","""Just thought I'd mention the football is on tomorrow night."""
"183","""Phoenix Wright, RE4 Mobile, DMC4 and GnG Gold Knights 2 for £2.36. Got to love the iTunes store."""
"184","""I don't believe thats actually true."""
"185","""Are you that dumb that you just don't want to have to see more words than you have to? Does it hurt your brain or something."""
"186","""Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. You quite simply couldn't be more wrong."""
"187","""Not that I'll ever agree with your viewpoint though, it just doesn't make sense."""
"188","""Meh. OOT is extremely over-rated."""
"189","""Right genre, wrong game."""
"190","""What do you want? Battlefield 1066? Nothing wrong with a modern setting for Battlefield games."""
"191","""What a strawberry floating disaster."""
"192","""5% Interested 95% Uninterested."""
"193","""Are Sony actually doing everything right for this?"""
"194","""No price could stop me from owning that."""
"195","""Yeah, thats not in stock."""
"196","""Dragon Quest is a 15 year old game."""
"197","""Inzauma Eleven? Are you strawberry floating joking."""
"198","May."
"199","""Can't believe I'm buying two new PS3 games this month and no new 360 releases...its like the world has gone mad."""
"200","""And yes I'm the one who argued you could put Bayonetta down as a fighter as well as an action game, I stand by it."""
"201","""Which idiots voted for GT5 as best racing game?"""
"202","""And of course your 'epic tits'....well not yours, god I hope they weren't yours."""
"203","""Anyone who thinks X is better than GX on any level is just plain wrong."""
"204","""That sounds suspiciously like you want the moon on a stick."""
"205","""Multiplayer is irrelevant."""
"206","""Still got no problems with mine...what the strawberry float do you do with it? Can't expect the damn things to be indestructible."""
"207","""I still haven't seen the official press release. A story from a website isn't an official press release."""
"208","""That makes no sense. If you say something 'may' happen, it stands to reason that it also 'may not' happen."""
"209","""Just got a new Pin Rush highscore. 649 if anyone would care to try and beat it."""
"210","""I think you are just showing how wrong you actually are. Preferring N+ over SMB is a sure sign of madness."""
"211","""A game that isn't officially out yet was originally made available over a year ago...I guess thats PC gaming for you."""
"212","""Not actually out yet though is it. I've put it in. EDIT - Looks like it was actually released in 2009 too."""
"213","""Seems like saying one mark out is 'just wrong' might be a little harsh on them...but it isn't."""
"214","""The day Peace Walker comes to consoles is the day I quit gaming."""
"215","""Lovefilm and Sky Movies are two totally different things."""
"216","""Was out all day and have been recovering this morning"""
"217","""The Xbox Originals are literally the Xbox Originals."""
"218","""Thats just wrong on so many levels I wouldn't no where to start pulling it apart. Just no."""
"219","""Its just a fact, not a witty one liner."""
"220","""Don't know what game you are playing but it isn't this one."""
"221","""Culture GCU would own both of them together."""
"222","""Star Destroyer comes with squadrons of Tie Fighters and Bombers though. Its like its own little fleet compared to a Galaxy class ship."""
"223","""In theory a similar thing could happen to a Star Trek ship like Enterprise."""
"224",",,,causing it to lose control and get destroyed by colliding with the Death Star."""
"225","""Its bridge shields were taken out by some fighters, then an Awing crashed into the bridge..."
"226","""Haven't completed a game in ages. Going to start going at them soon, be doing several a week hopefully"""
"227","""Thats what I said."""
"228","""BEST. NEWS. EVER!"""
"229","""I think (Pac-Man) CE must be my most played 360 game (probably console game ever in fact)."""
"230","""So this is tech you can't use if you have a dog then?"""
"231","""Unless it can project solid material into your living room, I don't really see how it qualifies as a holodeck."""
"232","""theres not much point in just going back and forth like this. So just stop it, and I'll stop posting how wrong you are about everything."""
"233","""You're wrong. In fact everything about that post was wrong."""
"234","""I don't like this game, I post about not liking the game. Not quite sure why you feel the need to attack me."""
"235","""If you honestly think Rush are better than Queen then I really do pity you. Thats a sad, sad world you live in."""
"236","""Not sure why you are continuing to be this pointless."""
"237","""It does look absolutely gooseberry fool...but thats not why I didn't like it."""
"238","""Couldn't give a gooseberry fool, I haven't played either."""
"239","""You are wrong."""
"240","""Your comment made no sense to me. Its like you didn't understand what the game was doing."""
"241","""You can keep playing after the game has finished, but its finished."""
"242","""Opinions can be wrong."""
"243","""If you honestly think the Wii lineup has been better than either the PS3 or 360 lineup for the year to date then...you are just wrong."""
"244","""Thats not just different thats objectively wrong."""
"245","""Just because you haven't seen them doesn't mean that the people who have said they've seen them were making them up."""
"246","""Topic titles that are deliberately vague...yeah I don't like that."""
"247","""Still probably more likely that these Probiotic drinks are generally good for you than that theres an invisible teapot orbiting the earth."""
"248","""Suzz, really stop it. You've made your position known, you really shouldn't be posting in here at all."" @ChrisSmithster"
"249","""Was going to try the Dead Space thing...1.6GB...that can strawberry float right off."""
"250","""As far as I'm concerned racing games and FPSs are not a reason to buy a PS3. Luckily there are other genres that the PS3 does well."""
"251","""I'm just pointing out that your speculations and assumptions might not actually end up having any basis in reality."""
"252","""Can't deal with opinions other than you own? Too bad for you."""
"253","""You might be right... but I don't think you are."""
"254","""You will not lose XBLA games you have bought. How many times do I have to say it before it gets through to some of you."""
"255","""Apart from the fact you can't actually see the game, its clearly not calibrated correctly at all."""
"256","""What the hell kind of small pokey stores do you go into?"""
"257","""Anyway I've had enough of this, you are nuts."""
"258","""It seems to me like rain isn't wet...but I'll bring up the fact that it is wet. So there I clearly wasn't wrong at all."""
"259","""Seriously if you can't understand what I'm saying then I think theres something wrong with you."""
"260","""IT SEEMS ODD"""
"261","""Your point of view that it seems odd, isn't simplistic, its just wrong."""
"262","""It doesn't seem odd at all, in fact its the opposite of odd. Like I said what you said wasn't simplistic, just wrong."""
"263","""Your argument isn't simplistic, its invalid."""
"264","""by using digital controls you are losing fidelity in your controls, which should by any logical reasoning lead to reduced performance."""
"265","""Its insane reasoning.""@ashtonraze"
"266","(On Halo: Reach) ""Feels almost like I'm playing a PS3 FPS, it literally reminded me of Haze."""
"267","""Its nonsense to use a metacritic score to justify anything. That is a fact."""
"268","""One of the problems with metacritic is that they include scores in their averages from places that no one should take seriously."""
"269","""Its worth pointing out that anyone who uses Metacritic to decide how good a game is, is pretty much a complete idiot."""
"270","""There have been demo levels of games that haven't featured in the final product before, didn't make them not demos."""
"271","""Do I trust a magazine I generally trust...or do I trust someone who appears to be a complete raving lunatic."""
"272","""Completely free is more free than almost free."""
"273","""Adding a load of crap to a good game doesn't make it better."""
"274","""Well that isn't good."""
"275","""Most modern music is rubbish compared to classic rock tracks."""
"276","""Grosse Pointe Blank - 10/10. Might be my favourite film of all time."""
"277","""If I'm around I'll play."""
"278","""Mafia 2 looks worse than an early 360 game, K&L2 made me sick and the both have totally crap feeling controls."""
"279","""Finally got round to trying the Kane and Lynch 2 and Mafia 2 demos... ...my god these games are gooseberry fool."""
"280","""Theres no accounting for bad taste I suppose."""
"281","""Really people aren't going to not buy Kinect because they've just bought CoD."""
"282","""I'm suggesting that if you have Kinect, its going to be something you'll use."""
"283","""Have to say I'm preferring this to Limbo at the moment (I know they are completely different)."""
"284","""I'm not interested in your lack of interest."""
"285","""No one thinks this might be bullshit then?"""
"286","""That doesn't even make any sense."""
"287","""Fusion was better than Super Metroid. Of the games I've played... Prime > Fusion > Super Metroid > Zero Mission > Metroid"""
"288","""Doesn't make the statement any less ridiculous as it is."""
"289","""I'm afraid I don't speak 'anime' that picture could mean anything."""
"290","""Should point out 1 of the 3 'best games of the generation' I was talking about is Mirror's Edge."""
"291","""Wasn't aware the PSP was rendering Tekken in 3D there."""
"292","""Balance != Fun"""
"293","""Like I said its entertainment, not sport of any kind. Doesn't mean people won't watch it."""
"294","""e-sports...the most ridiculous thing in the world."""
"295","""I understand tracking, but I'll try with you as Suzz seems oblivious to logic."""
"296","""for me Civ 5 will make every other game pointless for a while."""
"297","""Not having rose tinted glasses to look at them through, I can confirm that the DK: Country games are in fact pretty damn average."""
"298","""Because I don't like thrashy heavy rock and metal, I'd obviously have to like Miley Cyrus? No."""
"299","""There will be calls to sack the manager tomorrow...they might even be right."""
"300","""Talking of the 'relatively poor third party lineup on Wii', did you get to see or play GoldenEye?"""
"301","""Bullshit term."""
"302","""From my perspective its a bad take on an already gooseberry fool game."""
"303","""Lets see how much sense that makes....nope, not one little bit."""
"304","Civ 5, gonna own!"
"305","""Couldn't care less about Zelda."""
"306","""Its more that after Super Mario Galaxy 2...I don't think Nintendo have anywhere to go with the Wii."""
"307","""Super Mario Galaxy 2. Everything else is pointless."""
"308","""I don't buy that many games and you won't find me getting multiple copies of the same game the way Rik does."""
"309","""Its one standard screen like on the DS and one fancy 3D widescreen one...don't see the problem personally."""
"310","""Civ 5 is clearly the biggest game release this year...and I'm not kidding."""
"311","""Seriously if you are bothered about this type of thing then you have problems."""
"312","""Nothing wrong with that kind of thing...I mean in this case he's clearly mental, but still."""
"313","""...the game will eat you alive"""
"314","""Just an everyday bargain."""
"315","""Thats not really true at all."""
"316","""Hmm...could be an interesting take on the twin stick shooter...on the other hand it could be a big pile of crap. Impossible to tell."""
"317","""Thats a matter of opinion. You stated the PS3 had as many great exclusives, it clearly doesn't."""
"318","""Well I didn't actually play Shattered Memories..."""
"319","""Come on, look at that picture in detail, its a mess (on the tree side of things)"""
"320","""Basically Crysis wins all these 'Best ... in a game'."""
"321","""These are not statements of opinion, they are just plain facts."""
"322","I'm on the worlds first artwork made by Twitter users. to JOIN go to http://www.donttellashton.com / Just @donttellashton"
"323","""No one has an objective view, everything is subjective."""
"324","""What they are is completely different maps set in the same location."""
"325","""The Conquest and Rush versions of what are the so called 'same maps' are actually for the most part completely different."""
"326","""Thats not really true at all."""
"327","""I just don't see your point. Its like you are a spoiled kid complaining because you didn't get to play with a shiny new toy first."""
"328","""People complaining about this need to shut up"""
"329","""Just goes to show you have problems with comprehension of basic english."""
"330","""Just goes to show that Metacritic are nearly always wrong."""
"331","""Every now and again I pick up a copy of GamesTM...its always pretty much a joke in the end."""
"332","""Not exactly sure why thats funny."""
"333","""What you personally think is better makes no difference. The official chart is the combined one, thats all there is to it."""
"334","""MP Mario Kart was never really very good. Yes. Thats what I said."""
"335","""Its a cardboard box...not sure why anyone would be expecting anything else."""
"336","""Definitely going to be gooseberry fool and likely to be the same game again (if its even out) respectively."""
"337","""Its Metroid as made by Team Ninja...whoever thinks thats going to turn out well needs their head examined."""
"338","""Only everyone who thinks that Team Ninja and Metroid are a good fit (presumably this means people at Nintendo too)."""
"339","""I love what I love and what I don't I don't."""
"340","""As for Silent Hill...a game without combat? No thanks. Maybe I'm doing it a disservice, but it doesn't look in the least bit interesting"""
"341","""You can say whatever you want. It has nothing to do with what I said, but if you want to spout nonsensical dribble, I won't stop you."""
"342","""Yeah they've always been good at processing orders and getting them to you. The problem was that peoples card details got stolen from them"""
"343","""I'm still going to try and play, but I've got a leak in my roof (worryingly close to this screen) so I might not be able to make it."""
"344","""Lots of games look like a 'painting come to life'. Its a nonsense statement."""
"345","""That might or might not be true, but its not what it says."""
"346","""Not really, actually having to fight properly isn't fun, because most of us don't really fight in real life."""
"347","""Seems to me that Dante is far more 'just' a HD God of War than God of War 3 is."""
"348","""In theory you can connect up to 127 USB devices...I don't think its going to be a real issue."""
"349","""Thats dumb. Another reason not to get the PS3 version."""
"350","""So I'm the only one who doesn't have a small or SDTV now am I?"""
"351","""Point out where I said that or just go away."""
"352","""Sorry but...strawberry float them, I want keyboards."""
"353","""Beginning to think Royal Mail have lost my order."""
"354","""Your opinion has been included."""
"355","""Is that what those games did? I mean really? Sounds like a completely ridiculous review."""
"356","""Patchy isn't the same as calling it a complete joke. Also something not turning up at all isn't the same as something that partly works."""
"357","""Like I said I think its Royal Mail that is the blame actually. Its a patchy service at best."""
"358","""I think you're in the wrong topic."""
"359","(On Starcraft II) ""Its not an interesting game. The only reason its important is because of South Korea."""
"360","""Except thats not true at all."""
"361","""If something you buy doesn't work for a few days and then it works after that with no problems then it really isn't an issue."""
"362","""I'm saying it shouldn't even be an issue because we know that it will get fixed."""
"363","""Yes. Its a joke that the MP isn't working properly...before the game is released. Thats terrible that is."""
"364","""You're all illiterate bastards :fp:"""
"365","""There were some Jets in WW2 but they weren't in operational use till much later in the war"""
"366","""That would be because they aren't Jets. They are prop planes."""
"367","""Well that was a complete faf."""
"368","""And again, people who reply only with GIFs should be banned."""
"369","""I take it we are just trying to get to 100 pages now, seems like theres nothing actually on topic to say any more."""
"370","""Complete rubbish"""
"371","""just plain untrue."""
"372","""As funny as most of this is, the amount of crap posted in here is threatening to overwhelm the point of the topic."""
"373","""I still say that Shadow of Rome is the most viscerally violent game I've ever played though."""
"374","""Thats just plain disturbingly wrong."""
"375","""I can't see anything beyond those shitty graphics at the moment."""
"376","""Also 3D Dot Game Heroesoes, Lost Planet 2 and PoP: The Forgotten Sands."""
"377","""Can see it getting lost in the rush though, unless its spectacular Alan Wake should eclipse it (I realise they are different things)."""
"378","""Looks like a dumbed down Trials to me. No way is it 'more next gen'. Its just Trials for children."""
"379","""This is stupid."""
"380","""Let us damn well vote."""
"381","""Can't say I've noticed any particularly long loads when trophies pop up."""
"382","""It really doesn't look that good on either platform in those still pictures...perhaps its better running?"""
"383","""You could ditch your handicapped machine and get a proper PSP."""
"384","""Makes people who made comparisons with the DS version look even more silly (not that they really needed any help)."""
"385","""I'm getting sick and tired of waiting for the games I want on all these download services."""
"386","""It might, if I hadn't made the additional mistake of getting the name completely wrong as well as misspelling it"""
"387","""No way, not unless you literally just left the game running for 10+ hours doing absolutely nothing."""
"388","""You might have been used to playing games with single figure framerates, but I never was."""
"389","""That's really not very nice now, is it?"""
"390","""...quite how anyone could find it appealing is beyond my understanding."""
"391","""So not only is the game the defintion of generic, it also manages to be utterly offensive and repugnant at the same time..."""
"392","""I don't think I've ever seen a more distasteful game setting in my life."""
"393","""Because those are all extremely discerning publications that have never been known to be over generous in their scores before."""
"394","""Marvel Vs Capcom sold extremely well then did it?"""
"395","""San Andreas is on another level though."""
"396","""Its not as good as Deus Ex for starters. Thats just plain a fact, no opinions come into it."""
"397","""This is awesome. I've obviously only played a little, but I think its better than MvC2 for me."""
"398","""No its not."""
"399","""They do appear to have some very strange looking people working there."""
"400","""Not commenting on the other splurge you made, but just thought I'd point out this because you seem to not understand the difference"""
"401","""Excitebike 64 would be awesome. Don't really care about the gooseberry fool Wiiware game."""
"402","""just managed to knock dalagonash off top spot with a score of 301,870, all of 760 points ahead."""
"403","""The link I posted works..."""
"404","""It doesn't seem like it was trying to be good either...or if it was trying, it failed miserably."""
"405","""Not only is it significantly worse than RE4, it isn't even a good game at all."""
"406","""I wasn't aware doing something that hadn't been done before made a movie a classic"""
"407","""PCGamer review is out. 90 (same as Bioshock 2)."""
"408","""Jak and Daxter is about a million times better than Sunshine."""
"409","""Race Pro is the best game of its type on consoles."""
"410","""I'm not stopping other people posting their opinions out there, at least what I say doesn't carry any personal insults."""
"411","""Thats wrong. And its got nothing to do with thinking I'm better than anyone else. Its my opinion."""
"412","""If I was to offer up the opinion that your favourite game was utterly terrible, you'd respect that opinion would you? Give me a break."""
"413","""No one respects opinions that so totally diverge with their own."""
"414","""Except thats a complete load of bollocks and you know it."""
"415","""Yes, resort to swearing and name calling. Thats brilliant that is."""
"416","""I hope ME2 sorts this gooseberry fool out."""
"417","""Combat is horrible, the Mako thing controls awfully, unskippable cutscenes and ridiculous load times abound."""
"418","""God Mass Effect is terrible."""
"419","""Edge's most wanted: The Outsider. '...its a long time since E16' :lol:"""
"420","""A game that crashes on you 6 or 7 times in the first half hour has problems."""
"421","""From what we've seen about ME2 it should get an 8."""
"422","""What you have to remember is that a 6 is a good score in Edge."""
"423","""(EDIT - Actually the Alien Breed score is just plain wrong, but the others seem ok)"""
"424","""Can't see anything really wrong with the scores"""
"425","""Deluded. Just plain wrong."""
"426","http://bit.ly/4DmZ7Y"
"427","""66% off Men of War games, Men of War Gold Edition (Men of War and Men of War Red Tide) for £9.51...http://store.steampowered.com/sub/2373/"""
"428","""Well argued."""
"429","(On the leaked Halo: Reach screenshots) ""What it doesn't look is significantly better than ODST or anything at all like that first trailer."""
"430","""Watch..."""
"431","""EDIT - I think I'd put it 3rd behind Civ 4 and Galaxy. But above HL2 and Super Monkey Ball."""
"432","""I'd struggle to name more than a couple of games that are actually definitely better than it."""
"433","""Its better than any 3rd person action game ever. Its better than any 1 on 1 fighting game ever."""
"434","(On Bayonetta) ""Its so far beyond DMC its not even funny. Its significantly better than any game like it."""
"435","""Outdated and badly designed even when it was released. Now its just a joke."""
"436","""Perfect Dark is a terrible game. Talk about games that don't actually work."""
"437","""Perfect Dark and Killzone 2 are actually gooseberry fool."""
"438","""Who is the HSH28 Twitter?"""
"439","""Like I said I'm interested in doing it anyway if there are 4 of us (and someone can tell me what to do)."""
"440","""I do have a Paypal account, but I've never really used it for that (or indeed much at all)."""
"441","""I'll see what Suzz has to say at the end of 2010."""
"442","""Its a good year for Sega...but the year of SEGA? Never."""
"443","""Just want to point out that Borderlands is spelt Borderlands and not Boarderlands."""
"444","""A proper Sega question for suzz...do you really think the new SMB has any chance of being good? I mean really."""
"445","""Suzz again, doesn't like me pointing out that compared to other publishers that lineup is pure gooseberry fool."""
"446","""Most of the other major publishers have multiple massive titles due, that Sega lineup could be seen as disappointing in comparison."""
"447","""Thinking about it this could be a bad year for Sega"""
"448","""Other than Bayonetta I don't really see any earth shattering titles there."""
"449","""I actually quite like Danny Dyer though"""
"450","""Hmm, I think obviously not accurate 1:1 tracking, strange to think we ever really thought it would be now."""
"451","""A Boy & His Blob Wii is actually pretty rubbish."""
"452","""Obviously doesn't seem likely to account for the whole of that difference, but you do have to remember that NPDs are in no way accurate."""
"453","""Can't remember the last time I was hooked by a game this much, its surpassed both Borderlands and Batman from last year."""
"454","""This being relevant because the length of the delay is inversely proportional to how acceptable it is."""
"455","""I couldn't play GTA 3 at all, its pretty terrible as far as I'm concerned, till San Andreas GTA didn't make any sense to me."""
"456","""For it to be an FPS, it needs to be in real time and require accurate aiming and shooting. Fallout 3 does not qualify, Borderlands does."""
"457","""To say Fallout 3 has anything other than a passing resemblance to Borderlands is just plain wrong."""
"458","""Like saying Bayonetta is identical to Demon's Souls."""
"459","""I know....but he's wrong."""
"460","""Seriously how wrong can you be about Borderlands, it is an FPS, its nothing like Fallout 3."""
"461","""Fallout 3 is nothing like Borderlands really. Not 'very' similar at all."""
"462","""Having Rogue Leader in a Game of the Decade poll at all is laughable. Voting for it is something else entirely."""
"463","""Quarrel is going to be better than Risk anyway."""
"464","""No...I misread it. That was the reason I misread. 3 games, 1 month, 3 weeks left. See."""
"465","""Nothing at all wrong with the 360 pad for this in the way other games have issues on the PS3 pad."""
"466","""And Uncharted 2 99%? You're having a laugh."""
"467","""I'm sorry but Sonic Adventure is awful. Granted its the best of the 3D Sonics...but that doesn't make it good."""
"468","""I think I may have been hasty before...this is better than Batman."""
"469","""Probably one of the worst episodes of this I've ever seen."""
"470","""Yeah, you mean its not gooseberry fool and completely crass....right?"""
"471","""You've not played anywhere near enough to make that kind of statement about the whole game."""
"472","(On Deus Ex) ""Not a RPG/FPS hybrid."""
"473","""Not sure why you are laughing about not having seen one of the best things to come out of US TV ever."""
"474","""Timesplitters 2 is one of the most overrated games in existance."""
"475","""Seriously, to so easily dismiss last year and say this one is bound to be better is utterly insane."""
"476","""...and thats not even close to being a complete list of the biggest and best games last year."""
"477","""Zeno Clash, Tales of Monkey Island, Machinarium, Torchlight, Trine...downloadable PC games."""
"478","""Lost Winds 2, Flower, Battlefield 1943, Space Invaders Infinity Gene...one of which (or Trials) is the best downloadable game ever."""
"479","""Trials HD is the best something ever, whatever that something is."""
"480","""Either House of the Dead Overkill or Dead Space Extraction is the best lightgun type game ever."""
"481","""Left 4 Dead 2 is the best co-op FPS ever."""
"482","""Grand Slam Tennis is definitely the best tennis game ever and might be the best sports game ever."""
"483","""Borderlands is the best RPG/FPS hybrid ever."""
"484","""DIRT2 is the best offroad racing game ever."""
"485","""IL2 Sturmovik is the best flight sim ever on a console."""
"486","""Race Pro is the best racing sim ever on a console."""
"487","""Batman AA is one of the best storybased action games ever (up there with Metroid Prime and RE4)."""
"488","""The Beatles Rock Band is the best music game ever."""
"489","""You guys are dead wrong on this."""
"490","""I got home to find it just sticking out the front of my letterbox, actually took it from outside."""
"491","""Depends how big your letterbox is, if it opens fully and theres no obstructions, it should just about fit."""
"492","Deluded."
"493","""6 games that good this year? I can't see it."""
"494","""Bayonetta isn't as good as Batman (so far), theres nothing to rival Beatles or GST."""
"495","""Can't see Reach being anywhere near as good as ODST (which beats the original for me now)."""
"496","""Not played enough to be sure, but SFIV, GST, AA, Beatles, ODST and Borderlands are among the best games ever made as far as I'm concerned."""
"497","""I don't see how you can argue that climbing and traversing the world in general isn't a big part of AC2."""
"498","""So they are cack handed morons who can't get to grips with the 360 pad then?"""
"499","""Ah so not free then...well thats different. Not really good at all."""
"500","""Better than money off something I don't want or already have anyway."""
"501","""Its a free film, it happens to be pretty good and if you haven't seen it in a while what exactly is wrong with getting to see it free now?"""
"502","""Not quite sure how a free film of any sort qualifies as not good."""
"503","""Its not even a contest, the most wrong thing in this topic are utterly ridiculous comments about Beatles Rock Band"""
"504","On Little King's Story: ""Its annoyingly cutesy and its not actually that good underneath it all either..."""
"505","""What a complete load of rubbish that looks like."""
"506","""The scores in general, 84 and 85 for Crystal Bearers and TvC, seems too close and convenient to """
"507","""I'm telling you now, theres absolutely no way I'm buying Dante."""
"508","""...they've only gone and sent me the Beatles Special Value pack. And now the controllers are out of stock."""
"509","""Just got a massive box from Parcelforce through the door..."""
"510","""News flash. You aren't me."""
"511","""The Bravery actually had a good album out a few years ago...this is gooseberry fool though."""
"512","""Crackdown 2 looked good, everything else was crap."""
"513","""Read my EDIT."""
"514","""More than 50% of the top 10 selling games for Christmas 2009 are Nintendo console exclusive titles."""
"515","""Come on, thats ridiculous. That last attempt at arguing how £10 isn't expensive for two hours of this form of entertainment is insane"""
"516","""I really don't get the ODST hate."""
"517","I just caused an argument in an empty room."
"518","""I expect an equal difference in what was shown in that Reach trailer and the actual ingame experience."""
"519","""Its just a fact."""
"520","""I'll be surprised if it manages more than a couple of million sales."""
"521","""GT5 to bomb. Thats my prediction."""
"522","""Basically its bullshit."""
"523","""its more a personal subjective view based on feelings and other less quantifiable things."""
"524","""Its not that hard to understand."""
"525","""I take it those that have played it here wouldn't agree."""
"526","""Really? Halo is a completely different type of game...and I don't think anyone was suggesting Halo 3 or ODST look utterly amazing either."""
"527","It looks gorgeous on 360 by the way...I'll try the PS3 version out later...but why you'd choose that if you have both consoles is beyond me."
"528","""I know technically it might not be...but it is really"""
"529","""
   
The problem I had with VC was the ridiculous number of cutscenes, the game itself is good, but the whole story is a bit dull."""
"530","""Thats complete nonsense, perhaps you should actually read the topic."""
"531","""The fact is the PS3 pad is inferior to the 360 one in the vast majority of cases."""
"532","""Quantz might be good except I've never heard of it before."""
"533","""Really surprised by the Red Faction shouts...I mean it was good, but the best game of the year? This year? Those games? Strange people."""
"534","""I really, really don't like the PS3 pad for FPS games."""
"535","""I'll always be here to stand up for Poker Smash's (or any Bejewled derivative) crapness."""
"536","""This weeks roundup of purchases is going to be insane for me"""
"537","""I haven't finished it, but I am playing it. The original I left after not long...but I don't know what that has to do with anything."""
"538","""You think 400 MS points pays for 63 songs?"""
"539","""Ridiculous comparison, one is new the others aren't."""
"540","""Compared to Bad Company on 360, this beta handles horribly."""
"541","""...just because you are crap at the game doesn't mean its bad."""
"542","""...which reminds me I added Suzzopher the other day and he hasn't accepted it yet..."""
"543","""Seriously, the PSP is great...but better than the DS? No way."""
"544","(On 2009) ""By far the best year for games theres ever been."""
"545","(On Arkham Asylum) ""And I struggle to think of a 3rd person action game thats better, from any era. One of the best games ever made."""
"546","""There's still a distinct lack of exclusive PSN games worth having. """
"547","""What does the game consist of? Total lack of information about these games on the store."""
"548","""Those games are so inferior to the PC XWing series games that mentioning them in the same topic is just flat out wrong."""
"549","""Most ridiculous statement ever."""
"550","""Those are different (but related) facts. Both are true."""
"551","""CoD SP has always been this shite, you just didn't notice it before."""
"552","""Those numbers are blatently skewed, theres absolutely no way 60% of 360s sold in the UK have failed. No way."""
"553","""You appear to have no clue about how polls like this have a tendency to be completely inaccurate through bias, no."""
"554","""That didn't really happen though, I wasn't drunk at all."""
"555","""Not exactly sure how you could disagree with anything he said. It was pretty much all factual."""
"556","""Anyway the only real difference between this and the first one is that the first one was 2 years ago and you've already played it."""
"557","""Call of Duty 2 wasn't that good."""
"558","""I really don't see how you can say that without having played it, its 'Daily Mail' levels of crap."""
"559","""Its actually pretty insane for you to expect them to give this content away."""
"560","""Is Saboteur even still coming out? Apparently its terrible anyway."""
"561","""Just read HoCs Borderlands review...interesting there was absolutely no mention of co-op at all"""
"562","""I'm sorry, the GC had some great games...but an overall lineup better than the PS2? Give me a break"""
"563","Not bad, not good. Average really."
"564","Dull, dull, dull #e3"
"565","Decided to see what all this Twitter nonsense was all about. So far it's dull, dull, dull."
"566","Just had a cup of tea. It was 5% spectacular 95% unspectacular."

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PostRe: GRc Merch: Hugo quotes wearable LED T-shirt! Larger glas
by Mockmaster » Tue Jul 01, 2014 4:11 pm

Branded Memo Notepads with the phrase 'Didn't you get the memo?' on them?

Or a t-shirt with 'The Memo' on the front and 'Didn't you get it?' on the back.

(with optional hockey stick graph)

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PostRe: GRc Merch: Hugo quotes wearable LED T-shirt! Larger glas
by Green Gecko » Tue Jul 01, 2014 4:21 pm

What's a hockey stick graph?

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PostRe: GRc Merch: Hugo quotes wearable LED T-shirt! Larger glas
by Moggy » Tue Jul 01, 2014 6:47 pm

[uimgp=3496536]Green Gecko[/uimgp] wrote:What's a hockey stick graph?


A graph that shows the difference in quality between various brands of hockey stick.

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PostRe: GRc Merch: Hugo quotes wearable LED T-shirt! Larger glas
by Joer » Tue Jul 01, 2014 7:44 pm

:lol:

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PostRe: GRc Merch: Hugo quotes wearable LED T-shirt! Larger glas
by LewisD » Tue Jul 01, 2014 8:58 pm

A cool idea, I'd take a Larger glass and a t-shirt!
Back when the subject of a GRc t-shirt came up in the forum a few years back, i made these mock ups.

Not sure if they're still cool anymore..

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I like that they could just be taken as a gamer t-shirt to "Normies" and a GRc t-shirt by those in the know.

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PostRe: GRc Merch: Hugo quotes wearable LED T-shirt! Larger glas
by Green Gecko » Tue Jul 01, 2014 9:58 pm

That's still a decent idea I think. I'll knock a version out by week end.

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PostRe: GRc Merch: Hugo quotes wearable LED T-shirt! Larger glas
by Ario » Tue Jul 01, 2014 10:17 pm

LewisD wrote:Image
I like that they could just be taken as a gamer t-shirt to "Normies" and a GRc t-shirt by those in the know.


I think that T-shirt looks awesome :D I'd happily wear that out and about so that average joe would see it as a stylish gamer thing and not from some random internet forum. If I had something (e.g. a mug) with an in joke no one else would have the faintest idea what it was.
A little keyring with either the GRcade logo or the same logo as that on the T-shirt would be great as well.

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PostRe: PREORDER GRc Merch: HSH quotes wearable LED T! Larger gl
by Green Gecko » Tue Jul 01, 2014 10:21 pm

Please vote for the key ring and logo shirt if you are interested! I will knock out varying designs!

I am also taking pre-orders, stock will be limited. You may cancel or update your pre-order at any time as I post up designs.

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PostRe: PREORDER GRc Merch: HSH quotes wearable LED T! Larger gl
by LewisD » Tue Jul 01, 2014 10:29 pm

Put me down for a larger glass and two logo t-shirts please!

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PostRe: PREORDER GRc Merch: HSH quotes wearable LED T! Larger gl
by Errkal » Tue Jul 01, 2014 10:34 pm

I'll have an etched pint glass, got to order one after suggesting it really :D

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PostRe: GRc Merch: Hugo quotes wearable LED T-shirt! Larger glas
by PsychicSykes » Tue Jul 01, 2014 10:47 pm

[iup=3496808]LewisD[/iup] wrote:Image

Something like this is pretty much the only thing suggested so far I'd be interested in. Nice idea.


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