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From a technical standpoint, Seven's effort is nothing compared to some of these fantastic snowmen. But his features knives. KNIVES.

The standard is insanely high this year. Might have to go back out an build a new one to improve my chances.

Here's mine:

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- Work hat
- My scarf/old Saltash Scout scarf
- Snails for eyes
- The traditional carrot for the nose

Cruelty to gastropods - the cornerstone of every great snowman.

My friends, some of these are wonderful. Here's my effort:

















































Yep, Optimus strawberry floating Prime. You can close the competition now.

How is that even standing?

I don't really know, to be honest. I accidentally built him on a slight hill so that probably helped. I also had to hack away a fair chunk of his SnowFat at the back when the structural integrity started to give.

My plan it to leave it to freeze solid tonight, then paint the bastard tomorrow.

Bit small.


And his arms aren't even seperate from his body.

Zenigame wrote:Bit small.

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID LAST NIGHT!

Yeah, I know. I was going to do a fuckoff massive 8-foot job, but honest to god there wasn't enough snow. And for that height, it'd have to be 6 feet wide. That's quite a lot.

Caliban wrote:

Zenigame wrote:Bit small.

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID LAST NIGHT!

Yeah, I know. I was going to do a fuckoff massive 8-foot job, but honest to god there wasn't enough snow. And for that height, it'd have to be 6 feet wide. That's quite a lot.

WAIT. Was your whole post about a penis?

I predict this will be another controversial year for the Snowman Comp.

Congrats on the win, Starbreaker.

The Alchemist Penguin wrote:I predict this will be another controversial year for the Snowman Comp.

Congrats on the win, Starbreaker.

Considering Mocky is running this, it's already over. Unless someone makes a snowman of Optimus beating up Captain Falcon/Cesc Fabregas.

Kanbei wrote:Considering Mocky is running this, it's already over.

I know, that's what I meant when I was saying it will be another controversial year.

If I had enough snow then I would have built a Snow TARDIS, but it froze too quickly here.

I built a snow chair:

Herr Dark Wolf wrote:I built a snow chair:

Nice chair.

I regret bumping this thread.

Made this this evening with one of my staff... she is far more artistic than I am and deserves most of the credit.

OTNs one looks like Mr Spoon from 'Button Moon'...

DML wrote:OTNs one looks like Mr Spoon from 'Button Moon'...

Good lord, so it does

Caliban wrote:My friends, some of these are wonderful. Here's my effort:



Yep, Optimus strawberry floating Prime. You can close the competition now.

It looks like he's got abs and pecs

Ripped Optimus.