Grcade Solves: Conspiracies

PostRe: Grcade Solves: Conspiracies by **Moggy** » Thu Jul 28, 2016 6:58 pm

mic wrote:
Moggy's link wrote:...In 1990 a 15-year-old girl known as "Nayirah" gave evidence to Congress which helped spark support for the first Gulf War. The girl claimed Iraqi soldiers had removed babies from incubators and left them to die, but this fact was later refuted by Amnesty International. After the war the New York Times reported "Nayirah" was actually the daughter of the Kuwaiti ambassador and her testimony was arranged by a PR firm, Hill & Knowlton...

Does everyone accept that this sort of thing actually happens?

Of course, governments and the media lie all the time.

But do I think that the US government killed thousands on 9/11 or faked the Sandy Hook shootings? No.

PostRe: Grcade Solves: Conspiracies by **Kezzer** » Thu Jul 28, 2016 8:21 pm

Guys I have some news.

PostRe: Grcade Solves: Conspiracies by **Kezzer** » Thu Jul 28, 2016 8:48 pm

SO.

I got the boys at the lab (not dog) to pull an all nighter and the results have come in...

If this isn't damming evidence then I don't know what to believe. Cora sure has a lot of questions to answer!!

If that is indeed Loki as a young pup then why do the Animaliser result = no ?

Does this mean that Loki was switched?

Why did Cora do this?

We know there is a cover up:

Tomous wrote:
Kezzer wrote:Why did Tomous cover for Cora? and why did he piss his pants?

The fear from the cover up got too much for me...

GRcade... we need to get to the bottom of this conspiracy!

PostRe: Grcade Solves: Conspiracies by **Moggy** » Fri Jul 29, 2016 7:29 am

Good work Kezzer. Have you asked Reddit what they think about this?

PostRe: Grcade Solves: Conspiracies by **Kezzer** » Fri Jul 29, 2016 9:30 am

I have not, no. I have never signed up to reddit for fear of being brainwashed into leaving GRcade.

We should probably reach out to hardcore69er, see if he is okay - unless he has already been silenced.

PostRe: Grcade Solves: Conspiracies by **Moggy** » Fri Jul 29, 2016 9:36 am

Kezzer wrote:I have not, no. I have never signed up to reddit for fear of being brainwashed into leaving GRcade.

We should probably reach out to hardcore69er, see if he is okay - unless he has already been silenced.

You have to respect a guy who doesn't just 69 but does it hardcore.

PostRe: Grcade Solves: Conspiracies by **Poser** » Fri Jul 29, 2016 9:38 am

Amazing work Kezzer.

PostRe: Grcade Solves: Conspiracies by **Kezzer** » Fri Jul 29, 2016 9:56 am

Thanks guys, the chaps in the laboratory really are incredible!

In fact they have come up with more evidence.

The dog on the left is apparently Loki as a pup and the dog on the right is also apparently Loki....

However as you can see the retinal scans don't match! not only that but even here you can see the difference in colour between the two...

PostRe: Grcade Solves: Conspiracies by **Herdanos** » Fri Jul 29, 2016 10:01 am

Kezzer you are on form here :lol:

PostRe: Grcade Solves: Conspiracies by **Moggy** » Fri Jul 29, 2016 10:05 am

PostRe: Grcade Solves: Conspiracies by **Kezzer** » Fri Jul 29, 2016 10:37 am

Fries. Wedges. Crisps? wrote:Kezzer you are on form here

I fear my actual day job may be suffering :lol:

PostRe: Grcade Solves: Conspiracies by **Preezy** » Fri Jul 29, 2016 10:58 am

The needs of the many outweigh the needs of you having a job.

PostRe: Grcade Solves: Conspiracies by **Cuttooth** » Fri Jul 29, 2016 12:17 pm

BALL

PostRe: Grcade Solves: Conspiracies by **Preezy** » Fri Jul 29, 2016 12:25 pm

So shortly after reading Kezzers posts my office was the victim of a fire alarm, forcing us all outside for about 20 minutes whilst the fire brigade searched all the floors. Nothing was found to cause the fire alarm, but my monitor was on GRcade even though I'd minimised the window before I'd left to hide my work-dodging.

They're onto us.

Did you notice any of the firemen were especially hirsute or had paws? Note: They may have been concealing them with gloves.

PostRe: Grcade Solves: Conspiracies by **mic** » Fri Jul 29, 2016 1:55 pm

Was there really even a fire alarm? Can someone say 'crisis actor'?

PostRe: Grcade Solves: Conspiracies by **Moggy** » Fri Jul 29, 2016 2:00 pm

mic wrote:Was there really even a fire alarm? Can someone say 'crisis actor'?

I think there was but that Preezy pulled the alarm himself. Sounds like a classic false flag operation.

PostRe: Grcade Solves: Conspiracies by **Trelliz** » Fri Jul 29, 2016 2:12 pm

In all seriousness I think a lot of the motivation for people who believe the kind of things we're parodying do so to get some sense of self-importance. If someone believes they are being gang-stalked every day; that they are in their own personal Truman show and are being followed and watched by the government, makes them feel important or gives them something to be angry or upset against. All the stuff about "finding the truth" about whatever and saying that there's a grand plan behind everything is a way of rationalising and making sense of chaotic, tragic and/or senseless things that happen everyday. They're a coping mechanism more than anything.

Anywho, back to the satire, here's a classic:

PostRe: Grcade Solves: Conspiracies by **Preezy** » Fri Jul 29, 2016 2:26 pm

Nathanbrains wrote:Did you notice any of the firemen were especially hirsute or had paws? Note: They may have been concealing them with gloves.

No they all looked human. A little bit too human, if you know what I mean...

mic wrote:Was there really even a fire alarm? Can someone say 'crisis actor'?

There definitely was a fire alarm because I pulled it...

Moggy wrote:
mic wrote:Was there really even a fire alarm? Can someone say 'crisis actor'?

I think there was but that Preezy pulled the alarm himself. Sounds like a classic false flag operation.

Erm

PostRe: Grcade Solves: Conspiracies by **mic** » Fri Jul 29, 2016 3:01 pm

Clearly he just wanted to feel important...

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