GRcade's thread of first world problems. We're in this together :cry:

[Alvin Flummux]

I had two different kinds of spiders fighting to the death in my house the other night, I may make a kill it with fire thread to show the photos...and video!

Well now you pretty much have to do it.

[Oblomov Boblomov]

I had two different kinds of spiders fighting to the death in my house the other night, I may make a kill it with fire thread to show the photos...and video!

Well now you pretty much have to do it.

Don't do that! We'll end up having to burn down GRcade as well, just to be sure.

[Vermilion]

I had two different kinds of spiders fighting to the death in my house the other night, I may make a kill it with fire thread to show the photos...and video!

I want to see this.

A LOT!

[Death's Head]

This is a pretty sad story, so apologies if it spoils your Sunday. When I made my tea this morning there wasn't quite enough milk. It was drinkable, but would have preferred a little more milk. FML.

[Vermilion]

This is a pretty sad story, so apologies if it spoils your Sunday. When I made my tea this morning there wasn't quite enough milk. It was drinkable, but would have preferred a little more milk. FML.

That's appalling, you have my deepest sympathy.

[Corazon de Leon]

This is a pretty sad story, so apologies if it spoils your Sunday. When I made my tea this morning there wasn't quite enough milk. It was drinkable, but would have preferred a little more milk. FML.

Oh Jesus. Hope you're doing OK man.

[Moggy]

This is a pretty sad story, so apologies if it spoils your Sunday. When I made my tea this morning there wasn't quite enough milk. It was drinkable, but would have preferred a little more milk. FML.

That’s not a first world problem, it’s more like a problem you’d have in the fifth or sixth world.

[Death's Head]

This is a pretty sad story, so apologies if it spoils your Sunday. When I made my tea this morning there wasn't quite enough milk. It was drinkable, but would have preferred a little more milk. FML.

That’s not a first world problem, it’s more like a problem you’d have in the fifth or sixth world.

I should have added that I had some long life milk in a carton but there was some effort involved in opening said carton.

[Death's Head]

This is a pretty sad story, so apologies if it spoils your Sunday. When I made my tea this morning there wasn't quite enough milk. It was drinkable, but would have preferred a little more milk. FML.

Oh Jesus. Hope you're doing OK man.

Thanks. It was very upsetting but I am coming to terms with the sacrifice I was forced to make.

[Victor Mildew]

Mate

I had a similar situation yesterday - I'd bought new milk, and the two cups of tea I was making didn't quite empty the existing container, so rather than have to find space in the fridge (I'm not removing the toilet paper) I put extra milk in to finish it off. It was a bit too milky

[Death's Head]

Mate

I had a similar situation yesterday - I'd bought new milk, and the two cups of tea I was making didn't quite empty the existing container, so rather than have to find space in the fridge (I'm not removing the toilet paper) I put extra milk in to finish it off. It was a bit too milky

Sympathies I've had to do that too. There really should be a solution to this global problem of too much or too little milk left. Kind of annoys me that we invest so much money to cure illness and save the planet whilst some of us are unable to enjoy a basic quality of living.

[Peter Crisp]

Not having enough milk in the house should be considered a crime with the rest of the household handing you in as the neglectful monster you obviously are.
Always have at least 6 pints in the house on the off-chance the entire house wants a couple of pints of tea or coffee!

[Dual]

We've recently changed to having milk delivered 3 times a week and now have too MUCH milk.

Like this if u cry every time :'(

[Death's Head]

Keys in my pocket are making my leg slightly itchy. Feel like I can't get a break today.

[Lagamorph]

This is a pretty sad story, so apologies if it spoils your Sunday. When I made my tea this morning there wasn't quite enough milk. It was drinkable, but would have preferred a little more milk. FML.

That’s not a first world problem, it’s more like a problem you’d have in the fifth or sixth world.

I should have added that I had some long life milk in a carton but there was some effort involved in opening said carton.

Long life milk?
You'd be better off just pissing in the cup.

[jawafour]

I've been a little unwell for a week now and, as I haven't felt like playing videogames, I've had to watch a film or two instead.

[RainbowGazelle]

It's only 16°C at work right now. If it drops one more degree, we can rebel!!

[Vermilion]

Long life milk?
You'd be better off just pissing in the cup.

Agreed, long life milk completely ruins tea.

If you served tea with long life milk to the queen, you'd be sent to the tower and executed.

[more heat than light]

Yesterday I took a yogurt lid off and it ripped in half, meaning it was especially difficult to lick the excess yogurt from the lid.

[Tsunade]

I have a cold and I can only breathe through one nostril.