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- Vive VR demo
- Steamboxes
- Steam controller
- Steam OS
- Steam Store
- No games

Half Life 3
Portal 3
Left 4 Dead 3

Gabe breaking down in tears as he realises how utterly pointless the Steambox actually is.

Moggy wrote:Half Life 3
Portal 3
Left 4 Dead 3

All three games will in fact be the final chapters in an overarching story, going from L4d to HL then Portal.

Here's some Source Engine 2 footage

Xeno wrote:

Moggy wrote:Half Life 3
Portal 3
Left 4 Dead 3

All three games will in fact be the final chapters in an overarching story, going from L4d to HL then Portal.

They will then announce the Valve Cinematic Universe.

I predict disappointment.

Steam OS, Steam boxes, Steam controller, VR and probably something to do with that DOTA gooseberry fool.

I predict they will show nothing that interests me whatsoever.

Lagamorph wrote:Gabe breaking down in tears as he realises how utterly pointless the Steambox actually is.

He can then cheer up as I'm buying one so that's at least one sale he's got .

Steambox is saved!!!!!!!

They will have a 5 minute trailer for half life 3 and then say that they aren't making it .

Gabe just walks on stage, the screen pops up with the words "Half Life 3 - out now". He points to it, drops the mic and leaves.

Then i wake up.

The internet would melt if it happened. The HL3 part, not the bit about you walking up.....unless we are all part your dream.

I predict absolutely fuck-all.

Valve's E3 conference will just be a several hour presentation about their snack room.

In all seriousness, has Valve confirmed its presence at E3 this year?

Tineash wrote:I predict absolutely fuck-all.

Yup.

Dark Dragon 64 wrote:In all seriousness, has Valve confirmed its presence at E3 this year?

It hasn't been, err, confirmed, but, well, since when has that stopped us?

Valve will decide that, seeing as selling other people's games makes so much more money than making your own, they won't bother showing anything but will instead stand on stage whilst smoking cigars lit with hundred dollar bills and blow the smoke in the face of Half-Life fans.

Vive will be there, probably with the same GDC demos, maybe a new demo to go with it. That'll be all

Gabe walks on stage and asks who wants HL3, he pulls up the most rabid fan onto the stage, unclips his belt and folds it over 9 times (it's a big belt). He then delivers a brutal whipping to the fan and ends with just a silent cold stare in the audience.

Nintendo will do the same with amiibos except the fan will thank them afterwards.