GUESS MY INJURY AND WIN A PRIZE

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PostGUESS MY INJURY AND WIN A PRIZE
by Denster » Wed Oct 12, 2016 5:11 pm

OK. just got back from A&E with a sore and painful body part.

if you can guess the injury and body part you win a prize. I'm going to comicon next month and you can choose anything for a given value or you can have an amazon voucher.

i was vacuuming with a Dyson upright. in my living room.

Go.

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PostRe: GUESS MY INJURY AND WIN A PRIZE
by Hexx » Wed Oct 12, 2016 5:11 pm

Denster wrote:i was vacuuming with a Dyson upright. in my living room...


"...And I just tripped and fell on it Doctor."

"...And I just tripped and fell into it Doctor."

One of those for sure.

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PostRe: GUESS MY INJURY AND WIN A PRIZE
by False » Wed Oct 12, 2016 5:13 pm

Knee popped

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PostRe: GUESS MY INJURY AND WIN A PRIZE
by Denster » Wed Oct 12, 2016 5:13 pm

you can ask questions but if you are guessing then you need to say injury and area.

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PostRe: GUESS MY INJURY AND WIN A PRIZE
by Cumberdanes » Wed Oct 12, 2016 5:13 pm

Slipped disc.

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PostRe: GUESS MY INJURY AND WIN A PRIZE
by Hexx » Wed Oct 12, 2016 5:14 pm

Fine. "Penis" "In the hoover" (is that technically an injury?)


Questions

Were you clothed?
How many other people or small rodents were involved?
Could you drive yourself to A&E or did one of the participants/spectators have to help?

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PostRe: GUESS MY INJURY AND WIN A PRIZE
by Trelliz » Wed Oct 12, 2016 5:14 pm

I'm going to be vague and say some sort of arm/shoulder strain from reaching too far with the hoover and something going "pop".

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PostRe: GUESS MY INJURY AND WIN A PRIZE
by Errkal » Wed Oct 12, 2016 5:15 pm

Broken foot.

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PostRe: GUESS MY INJURY AND WIN A PRIZE
by Denster » Wed Oct 12, 2016 5:16 pm

Trelliz wrote:I'm going to be vague and say some sort of arm/shoulder strain from reaching too far with the hoover and something going "pop".


we have a winner.


lifted the couch and it just went pop


then ouch

then

:x :x :| :| :cry: :cry: :shock: :shock:

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PostRe: GUESS MY INJURY AND WIN A PRIZE
by smurphy » Wed Oct 12, 2016 5:16 pm

I'm going to say electric shock, to the hand.

Edit: Oh well.

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PostRe: GUESS MY INJURY AND WIN A PRIZE
by Knoyleo » Wed Oct 12, 2016 5:16 pm

I reckon you've stumbled forward, and smashed your jaw/chin on the the top of the handle, possibly biting through your tongue.

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PostRe: GUESS MY INJURY AND WIN A PRIZE
by Knoyleo » Wed Oct 12, 2016 5:16 pm

Denster wrote:
Trelliz wrote:I'm going to be vague and say some sort of arm/shoulder strain from reaching too far with the hoover and something going "pop".


we have a winner.


lifted the couch and it just went pop


then ouch

then

:x :x :| :| :cry: :cry: :shock: :shock:

This was not thread worthy.

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PostRe: GUESS MY INJURY AND WIN A PRIZE
by Denster » Wed Oct 12, 2016 5:17 pm

all of my friends have messaged. genuinely worried that it was my right arm!


:oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :P :P

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PostRe: GUESS MY INJURY AND WIN A PRIZE
by Hexx » Wed Oct 12, 2016 5:17 pm

Ah. "I was just lifting the couch and it fell into me Doctor".

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PostRe: GUESS MY INJURY AND WIN A PRIZE
by Errkal » Wed Oct 12, 2016 5:18 pm

haha yeah this wasn't at all worth a thread.

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PostRe: GUESS MY INJURY AND WIN A PRIZE
by more heat than light » Wed Oct 12, 2016 5:18 pm

Is it AIDS of the face?

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PostRe: GUESS MY INJURY AND WIN A PRIZE
by Denster » Wed Oct 12, 2016 5:18 pm

Knoyleo wrote:
Denster wrote:
Trelliz wrote:I'm going to be vague and say some sort of arm/shoulder strain from reaching too far with the hoover and something going "pop".


we have a winner.


lifted the couch and it just went pop


then ouch

then

:x :x :| :| :cry: :cry: :shock: :shock:

This was not thread worthy.


its not my fault - i was hoping for photoshops!

:cry:

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PostRe: GUESS MY INJURY AND WIN A PRIZE
by Denster » Wed Oct 12, 2016 5:19 pm

Errkal wrote:haha yeah this wasn't at all worth a thread.



:P

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PostRe: GUESS MY INJURY AND WIN A PRIZE
by Dual » Wed Oct 12, 2016 5:20 pm

Got your D stuck in the Henry. Again.

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PostRe: GUESS MY INJURY AND WIN A PRIZE
by Denster » Wed Oct 12, 2016 5:28 pm

i wish. its actually incredibly painful if i try and use it.

oh well.


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