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PostRe: MYVDYO - How many vacuums do YOU own?
by Rax » Thu Jun 14, 2018 8:26 am

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Tsunade wrote:This new thread title sucks


It's a disposable title, we are going to replace it 3 times a month.

I would prefer if it was cleaned daily along with all the posts in the thread, I just love that fresh feeling so much.

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PostRe: MYVDYO - How many vacuums do YOU own?
by Moggy » Thu Jun 14, 2018 8:28 am

Rax wrote:
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Tsunade wrote:This new thread title sucks


It's a disposable title, we are going to replace it 3 times a month.

I would prefer if it was cleaned daily along with all the posts in the thread, I just love that fresh feeling so much.


Karl charges £900 for a cleaning service. We are better off just throwing it away and buying some cheap new titles every week or so.

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PostRe: MYVDYO - How many vacuums do YOU own?
by OrangeRKN » Thu Jun 14, 2018 12:45 pm

Frank wrote:Mow Yany Vacuums Do You Own


Mow Laurel Vacuums Do You Own

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PostRe: MYVDYO - How many vacuums do YOU own?
by Karl » Thu Jun 14, 2018 1:38 pm

Moggy wrote:Karl charges £900 for a cleaning service.

If I could get £900 for a quick suck I wouldn't go to work in an office every day, that's for sure.


OrangeRakoon wrote:
Frank wrote:Mow Yany Vacuums Do You Own

Mow Laurel Vacuums Do You Own

:lol:

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PostRe: MYVDYO - How many vacuums do YOU own?
by Moggy » Thu Jun 14, 2018 1:50 pm

Karl wrote:
Moggy wrote:Karl charges £900 for a cleaning service.

If I could get £900 for a quick suck I wouldn't go to work in an office every day, that's for sure.


You’d have to do more than a quick suck for £900. You need to expand that big long hose and let the person grip it in both of their hands. Let them move it around, they really will want to get a good feel of it. When they are confident you can start the sucking which might only be a quick job, but always remember that for a proper job, they might want to insert some slightly larger things into the hole.

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PostRe: MYVDYO - How many vacuums do YOU own?
by Karl » Thu Jun 14, 2018 1:53 pm

Moggy wrote:
Karl wrote:
Moggy wrote:Karl charges £900 for a cleaning service.

If I could get £900 for a quick suck I wouldn't go to work in an office every day, that's for sure.

You’d have to do more than a quick suck for £900. You need to expand that big long hose and let the person grip it in both of their hands. Let them move it around, they really will want to get a good feel of it. When they are confident you can start the sucking which might only be a quick job, but always remember that for a proper job, they might want to insert some slightly larger things into the hole.

The assumption that I have a big long hose is very flattering but I'm afraid it's actually a crevice nozzle.

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PostRe: MYVDYO - How many vacuums do YOU own?
by Moggy » Thu Jun 14, 2018 2:01 pm

Karl wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Karl wrote:
Moggy wrote:Karl charges £900 for a cleaning service.

If I could get £900 for a quick suck I wouldn't go to work in an office every day, that's for sure.

You’d have to do more than a quick suck for £900. You need to expand that big long hose and let the person grip it in both of their hands. Let them move it around, they really will want to get a good feel of it. When they are confident you can start the sucking which might only be a quick job, but always remember that for a proper job, they might want to insert some slightly larger things into the hole.

The assumption that I have a big long hose is very flattering but I'm afraid it's actually a crevice nozzle.


Even if it is a teeny tiny little handheld, you need to market yourself better. People are looking for a long hose, but a small nub will do the same job if the suction power is up to scratch.

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by <]:^D » Thu Jun 14, 2018 2:06 pm

too lazy but no context thread thanks

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by Karl » Thu Jun 14, 2018 2:16 pm

Moggy wrote:
Karl wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Karl wrote:
Moggy wrote:Karl charges £900 for a cleaning service.

If I could get £900 for a quick suck I wouldn't go to work in an office every day, that's for sure.

You’d have to do more than a quick suck for £900. You need to expand that big long hose and let the person grip it in both of their hands. Let them move it around, they really will want to get a good feel of it. When they are confident you can start the sucking which might only be a quick job, but always remember that for a proper job, they might want to insert some slightly larger things into the hole.

The assumption that I have a big long hose is very flattering but I'm afraid it's actually a crevice nozzle.

Even if it is a teeny tiny little handheld, you need to market yourself better. People are looking for a long hose, but a small nub will do the same job if the suction power is up to scratch.

You're right, I guess if there's a dirty place I can't reach all the way into with my hose, I can always put on the rubber gloves and get in there with my hands.

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PostRe: MYVDYO - How many vacuums do YOU own?
by Jezo » Thu Jun 14, 2018 2:18 pm

Great initials.

So I've been working on a youtube video for the past few weeks in hopes of starting a channel, stream, etc. And fulfilling a long-time passion of mine to do all this. I spent 10 hours editing my video on sunday until 3am. I get home from work on Monday to find my hard drive died. Not only did I lose my video, I lost all my personal files, pictures, memories, what have you. Feeling pretty down and gutted, but oh well, just one of those things I guess. Will probably abandon that video and pursue my ambitions whenever I next get a PC.

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PostRe: MYVDYO - How many vacuums do YOU own?
by <]:^D » Thu Jun 14, 2018 2:22 pm

dude, its 2018 - get some cloud backup ASAP.
i use Dropbox Pro, its ~£70 a year or something for 1TB of storage.

also there are professional data recoverers - if your drive just died (not burnt to a crisp or physically damaged) it will likely be a very easy recovery, although perhaps still quite costly.

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PostRe: MYVDYO - How many vacuums do YOU own?
by Jenuall » Thu Jun 14, 2018 2:22 pm

Karl wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Karl wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Karl wrote:
Moggy wrote:Karl charges £900 for a cleaning service.

If I could get £900 for a quick suck I wouldn't go to work in an office every day, that's for sure.

You’d have to do more than a quick suck for £900. You need to expand that big long hose and let the person grip it in both of their hands. Let them move it around, they really will want to get a good feel of it. When they are confident you can start the sucking which might only be a quick job, but always remember that for a proper job, they might want to insert some slightly larger things into the hole.

The assumption that I have a big long hose is very flattering but I'm afraid it's actually a crevice nozzle.

Even if it is a teeny tiny little handheld, you need to market yourself better. People are looking for a long hose, but a small nub will do the same job if the suction power is up to scratch.

You're right, I guess if there's a dirty place I can't reach all the way into with my hose, I can always put on the rubber gloves and get in there with my hands.



On the one hand I get the innuendo, but then on the other I'm thinking - do these guys have genitalia that suck? If so that's one hell of a party trick!

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PostRe: MYVDYO - How many vacuums do YOU own?
by Karl » Thu Jun 14, 2018 2:23 pm

@Jezo: It's possible that a PC repair shop may be able to get your data off your busted hard drive. It usually costs quite a lot, so I guess it depends on how much it's worth to you.

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PostRe: MYVDYO - How many vacuums do YOU own?
by Moggy » Thu Jun 14, 2018 2:29 pm

Jenuall wrote:
Karl wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Karl wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Karl wrote:
Moggy wrote:Karl charges £900 for a cleaning service.

If I could get £900 for a quick suck I wouldn't go to work in an office every day, that's for sure.

You’d have to do more than a quick suck for £900. You need to expand that big long hose and let the person grip it in both of their hands. Let them move it around, they really will want to get a good feel of it. When they are confident you can start the sucking which might only be a quick job, but always remember that for a proper job, they might want to insert some slightly larger things into the hole.

The assumption that I have a big long hose is very flattering but I'm afraid it's actually a crevice nozzle.

Even if it is a teeny tiny little handheld, you need to market yourself better. People are looking for a long hose, but a small nub will do the same job if the suction power is up to scratch.

You're right, I guess if there's a dirty place I can't reach all the way into with my hose, I can always put on the rubber gloves and get in there with my hands.



On the one hand I get the innuendo, but then on the other I'm thinking - do these guys have genitalia that suck? If so that's one hell of a party trick!


Yours doesn’t suck? It sounds like you might have a blockage. Try wriggling it around, up and down in a rhythmic motion and see if you can discharge anything that blocking up the tubes.

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PostRe: MYVDYO - How many vacuums do YOU own?
by Karl » Thu Jun 14, 2018 2:33 pm

Moggy wrote:
Jenuall wrote:
Karl wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Karl wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Karl wrote:
Moggy wrote:Karl charges £900 for a cleaning service.

If I could get £900 for a quick suck I wouldn't go to work in an office every day, that's for sure.

You’d have to do more than a quick suck for £900. You need to expand that big long hose and let the person grip it in both of their hands. Let them move it around, they really will want to get a good feel of it. When they are confident you can start the sucking which might only be a quick job, but always remember that for a proper job, they might want to insert some slightly larger things into the hole.

The assumption that I have a big long hose is very flattering but I'm afraid it's actually a crevice nozzle.

Even if it is a teeny tiny little handheld, you need to market yourself better. People are looking for a long hose, but a small nub will do the same job if the suction power is up to scratch.

You're right, I guess if there's a dirty place I can't reach all the way into with my hose, I can always put on the rubber gloves and get in there with my hands.

On the one hand I get the innuendo, but then on the other I'm thinking - do these guys have genitalia that suck? If so that's one hell of a party trick!

Yours doesn’t suck? It sounds like you might have a blockage. Try wriggling it around, up and down in a rhythmic motion and see if you can discharge anything that blocking up the tubes.

Be careful though as if you shake it too forcefully there's a chance you may empty your bag all over yourself.

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PostRe: MYVDYO - How many vacuums do YOU own?
by Jenuall » Thu Jun 14, 2018 2:37 pm

Karl wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Jenuall wrote:
Karl wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Karl wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Karl wrote:
Moggy wrote:Karl charges £900 for a cleaning service.

If I could get £900 for a quick suck I wouldn't go to work in an office every day, that's for sure.

You’d have to do more than a quick suck for £900. You need to expand that big long hose and let the person grip it in both of their hands. Let them move it around, they really will want to get a good feel of it. When they are confident you can start the sucking which might only be a quick job, but always remember that for a proper job, they might want to insert some slightly larger things into the hole.

The assumption that I have a big long hose is very flattering but I'm afraid it's actually a crevice nozzle.

Even if it is a teeny tiny little handheld, you need to market yourself better. People are looking for a long hose, but a small nub will do the same job if the suction power is up to scratch.

You're right, I guess if there's a dirty place I can't reach all the way into with my hose, I can always put on the rubber gloves and get in there with my hands.

On the one hand I get the innuendo, but then on the other I'm thinking - do these guys have genitalia that suck? If so that's one hell of a party trick!

Yours doesn’t suck? It sounds like you might have a blockage. Try wriggling it around, up and down in a rhythmic motion and see if you can discharge anything that blocking up the tubes.

Be careful though as if you shake it too forcefully there's a chance you may empty your bag all over yourself.


I think I must have been too forceful with mine sometime back in the past, it's been blowing hot and cold for a few years now.

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PostRe: MYVDYO - How many vacuums do YOU own?
by Moggy » Thu Jun 14, 2018 2:39 pm

Jenuall wrote:
Karl wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Jenuall wrote:
Karl wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Karl wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Karl wrote:
Moggy wrote:Karl charges £900 for a cleaning service.

If I could get £900 for a quick suck I wouldn't go to work in an office every day, that's for sure.

You’d have to do more than a quick suck for £900. You need to expand that big long hose and let the person grip it in both of their hands. Let them move it around, they really will want to get a good feel of it. When they are confident you can start the sucking which might only be a quick job, but always remember that for a proper job, they might want to insert some slightly larger things into the hole.

The assumption that I have a big long hose is very flattering but I'm afraid it's actually a crevice nozzle.

Even if it is a teeny tiny little handheld, you need to market yourself better. People are looking for a long hose, but a small nub will do the same job if the suction power is up to scratch.

You're right, I guess if there's a dirty place I can't reach all the way into with my hose, I can always put on the rubber gloves and get in there with my hands.

On the one hand I get the innuendo, but then on the other I'm thinking - do these guys have genitalia that suck? If so that's one hell of a party trick!

Yours doesn’t suck? It sounds like you might have a blockage. Try wriggling it around, up and down in a rhythmic motion and see if you can discharge anything that blocking up the tubes.

Be careful though as if you shake it too forcefully there's a chance you may empty your bag all over yourself.


I think I must have been too forceful with mine sometime back in the past, it's been blowing hot and cold for a few years now.


Ahh you’ve spilt the mess all over yourself? Some people like that sort of thing, but the best thing to do is have something to hand that you can put over the end of the nozzle to catch any sticky discharge that shoots out.

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PostRe: MYVDYO - How many vacuums do YOU own?
by Jezo » Thu Jun 14, 2018 2:41 pm

I tried some things using the tools at work, but generally couldn't get devices to recognise the drive. A guy at work offered to take it home for a better look which is nice, but I'd rather lose all the data than have him potentially recover it and see my hundreds of furry porn folders.

I don't believe in cloud storage.

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PostRe: MYVDYO - How many vacuums do YOU own?
by Jenuall » Thu Jun 14, 2018 2:43 pm

Moggy wrote:
Jenuall wrote:
Karl wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Jenuall wrote:
Karl wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Karl wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Karl wrote:
Moggy wrote:Karl charges £900 for a cleaning service.

If I could get £900 for a quick suck I wouldn't go to work in an office every day, that's for sure.

You’d have to do more than a quick suck for £900. You need to expand that big long hose and let the person grip it in both of their hands. Let them move it around, they really will want to get a good feel of it. When they are confident you can start the sucking which might only be a quick job, but always remember that for a proper job, they might want to insert some slightly larger things into the hole.

The assumption that I have a big long hose is very flattering but I'm afraid it's actually a crevice nozzle.

Even if it is a teeny tiny little handheld, you need to market yourself better. People are looking for a long hose, but a small nub will do the same job if the suction power is up to scratch.

You're right, I guess if there's a dirty place I can't reach all the way into with my hose, I can always put on the rubber gloves and get in there with my hands.

On the one hand I get the innuendo, but then on the other I'm thinking - do these guys have genitalia that suck? If so that's one hell of a party trick!

Yours doesn’t suck? It sounds like you might have a blockage. Try wriggling it around, up and down in a rhythmic motion and see if you can discharge anything that blocking up the tubes.

Be careful though as if you shake it too forcefully there's a chance you may empty your bag all over yourself.


I think I must have been too forceful with mine sometime back in the past, it's been blowing hot and cold for a few years now.


Ahh you’ve spilt the mess all over yourself? Some people like that sort of thing, but the best thing to do is have something to hand that you can put over the end of the nozzle to catch any sticky discharge that shoots out.


Good advice, although I find these days it's hard to catch all the discharge. I've been following RichardUK's approach but I find myself struggling to handle 3 hoses all at once.

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PostRe: MYVDYO - How many vacuums do YOU own?
by Karl » Thu Jun 14, 2018 2:43 pm

Jezo wrote:I tried some things using the tools at work, but generally couldn't get devices to recognise the drive. A guy at work offered to take it home which is nice, but I'd rather lose all the data than have him potentially recover it and see my hundreds of furry porn folders.

I don't believe in cloud storage.


Take it to a professional mate, they have better things to do than go snooping, and in any case no matter how lurid your furry porn they've probably seen worse.


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