Hi I'm Cuban Pete, what's you major malfunction?

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PostRe: Hi I'm Cuban Pete, what's you major malfunction?
by PuppetBoy » Tue Nov 25, 2008 11:00 am

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puppetBoy wrote:I hate almost everyone. I have this problem where when I meet someone new, I instantly assume that they're a complete wanker, and it's up to them to persuade me otherwise.

They rarely do.


You do know thats being a complete wanker right?


Yes.

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PostRe: Hi I'm Cuban Pete, what's you major malfunction?
by Pontius Pilate » Tue Nov 25, 2008 11:04 am

Sometimes, when I drink beer...my left eye becomes lazy. :lol:

I also drool so much when I sleep.

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PostRe: Hi I'm Cuban Pete, what's you major malfunction?
by Iron Nan » Tue Nov 25, 2008 11:04 am

1cmanny1 wrote:
puppetBoy wrote:I hate almost everyone. I have this problem where when I meet someone new, I instantly assume that they're a complete ******, and it's up to them to persuade me otherwise.

They rarely do.


You do know thats being a complete ****** right?


No, it's called being a realist. ;)

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PostRe: Hi I'm Cuban Pete, what's you major malfunction?
by Turok » Tue Nov 25, 2008 11:12 am

Ryan0rz wrote:Sometimes, when I drink beer...my left eye becomes lazy. :lol:

I also drool so much when I sleep.


Indeed. This makes power-napping pretty hard for me, because when there are other people around I'm always worried about leaking from my mouth, so I never can power-nap properly when I'm in class or on the train or somewhere like that.

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PostRe: Hi I'm Cuban Pete, what's you major malfunction?
by Pontius Pilate » Tue Nov 25, 2008 11:15 am

Turok wrote:
Ryan0rz wrote:Sometimes, when I drink beer...my left eye becomes lazy. :lol:

I also drool so much when I sleep.


Indeed. This makes power-napping pretty hard for me, because when there are other people around I'm always worried about leaking from my mouth, so I never can power-nap properly when I'm in class or on the train or somewhere like that.


Aye...I dunno what the HELL I do when I sleep man. But I always wake up feeling/looking so rough! I wish I was one of those people who didn't need to shower everyday :x.

The drooling is annoying though, especially when you wake up with yer face in a pool of COLD drool :x

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PostRe: Hi I'm Cuban Pete, what's you major malfunction?
by Oh Teh Noes » Tue Nov 25, 2008 1:10 pm

I can't poo in a public toilet if there's someone using another cubicle or a urinal or whatever.

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PostRe: Hi I'm Cuban Pete, what's you major malfunction?
by Drumstick » Tue Nov 25, 2008 1:14 pm

I can't sleep at night if I haven't done the following:

- had a shower
- brushed my teeth
- set an alarm

I don't really mind though, it's not a bad thing...

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PostRe: Hi I'm Cuban Pete, what's you major malfunction?
by Corazon de Leon » Tue Nov 25, 2008 1:20 pm

Probably a good thing, that. Wouldn't want bad teeth.

OCD pour moi. Hate walking up or down stairs that aren't 12 sets, a multiple of 12 sets, or have numbers that can be multiplied to make 12, if that makes sense. It's strawberry floating weird.

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PostRe: Hi I'm Cuban Pete, what's you major malfunction?
by Psychic » Tue Nov 25, 2008 2:14 pm

Corazon wrote:Probably a good thing, that. Wouldn't want bad teeth.

OCD pour moi. Hate walking up or down stairs that aren't 12 sets, a multiple of 12 sets, or have numbers that can be multiplied to make 12, if that makes sense. It's strawberry floating weird.


Escalators must really screw with your head.

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PostRe: Hi I'm Cuban Pete, what's you major malfunction?
by Forest » Tue Nov 25, 2008 5:11 pm

Loire wrote:
Forest wrote:I hate myself. Pure and simple. :| Oh, and I hate other people as well, especially the "general public."


Really?

Yep. Many reasons to do with what I look like, how I act around (certain) people, the way I think, the way I talk... :|

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PostRe: Hi I'm Cuban Pete, what's you major malfunction?
by thousand yard stare » Tue Nov 25, 2008 5:19 pm

Gotta get yourself out of that mindset dude. Start focusing on your good values and your negative mind-space thing will vamos, or at least recede. Even if you feel like you're making an effort and other people are still assholes, stick with it, it's good for you in the long run. Alternatively, you can build up a stockpile of weaponry and then wreak a terrible vengeance on those who have wronged you, but honestly that's a lot of effort.

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PostRe: Hi I'm Cuban Pete, what's you major malfunction?
by Forest » Tue Nov 25, 2008 6:06 pm

Since I came back from Canada and started work for the RHS, I've really changed in a positive way, but over the last couple of weeks I've been torturing myself over some bullshit and I've slowly began to recede back to that negative head-space. And I hate it.

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PostRe: Hi I'm Cuban Pete, what's you major malfunction?
by Jax » Tue Nov 25, 2008 6:08 pm

1cmanny1 wrote:
Jaxley wrote:I get annoyed when people don't spell things properly, or get their grammar mixed up too.

For example, the title to 1cmanny1's thread "Is there any good modern RTS games" is pretty irritating. :lol:


its not my fault!

whats wrong with that anyway?

oh i know, RTS stands for real time strategy... you should know that... noob...


Yeah i know it's not your fault, it's my fault, i get annoyed by it for no reason.

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PostRe: Hi I'm Cuban Pete, what's you major malfunction?
by Oh Teh Noes » Tue Nov 25, 2008 6:12 pm

Ironing. Capitalise your "I"s if you're such a pedant.

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PostRe: Hi I'm Cuban Pete, what's you major malfunction?
by Turok » Tue Nov 25, 2008 6:14 pm

Hey Matt cheer up! In Soviet Russia, life hates you!

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PostRe: Hi I'm Cuban Pete, what's you major malfunction?
by Exxy » Tue Nov 25, 2008 6:35 pm

If hating things counts then I may as well C+P this from the other day:

I've decided I hate teen culture. MySpace, Bebo, getting drunk, "lads", gooseberry fool music, bitching, posing, arguments, people making life more dramatic than it really needs to be, lieing, in jokes, fall outs, mood swings, rushed into relationships, womanising, attention seeks and desperate attempts to be individual being things that do my head in. Probably why I have about 5 close friends really, I hate nearly everyone else. Nevermind, just means I'm strawberry floated if I lose those five.

Oh and people who are up their own arse. strawberry floating hell, bunch of banana splits :x Someone in my form (I used to be good mates with him, then he became a knob) reckons anyone who doesn't talk to him is missing out because he's amazing, someone mentioned something about that just being his rockstar ego and he rubbished that idea saying it's genuine :| Never says anything against himself. It baffles me to be honest. Utter wanker.

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PostRe: Hi I'm Cuban Pete, what's you major malfunction?
by Jax » Tue Nov 25, 2008 6:47 pm

Anung Un Rama wrote:
Dodems wrote:If hating things counts then I may as well C+P this from the other day:

I've decided I hate teen culture. MySpace, Bebo, getting drunk, "lads", gooseberry fool music, bitching, posing, arguments, people making life more dramatic than it really needs to be, lieing, in jokes, fall outs, mood swings, rushed into relationships, womanising, attention seeks and desperate attempts to be individual being things that do my head in. Probably why I have about 5 close friends really, I hate nearly everyone else. Nevermind, just means I'm strawberry floated if I lose those five.

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Im with you on this gooseberry fool. i only have 3 what i would call best mates. Thats all i need. i did have one friend who made like a drama when it wasnt there. getting rid of him has made my life simple and amazing. I hate life being dramatic of complicated.

I do have a distain for alot of people. thats just me being judgemental.


I agree too. So much.

"Oh yeah i'm individual, like those guys over there".

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PostRe: Hi I'm Cuban Pete, what's you major malfunction?
by Loire » Tue Nov 25, 2008 10:39 pm

Forest wrote:
Loire wrote:
Forest wrote:I hate myself. Pure and simple. :| Oh, and I hate other people as well, especially the "general public."


Really?

Yep. Many reasons to do with what I look like, how I act around (certain) people, the way I think, the way I talk... :|


Sucks. I used to be exactly the opposite. I used to think I was the best person in the world, no one was above me, all that stuff - that was back in May. I don't know why, to be honest.

I don't think that at all of myself now. I'm just really content with who I am, but pretty vein when it comes to working out. I find myself catching my reflection a lot, where ever I am, just to check my body out - a mate at college told me off for it once. Sometimes I think I look far too skinny, and really need to put the muscle on - other times I'll be absolutely resolute that I look fine. It's kind of sick, I guess, but I think I'd rather be in love with myself than someone else. Less hurt.

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PostRe: Hi I'm Cuban Pete, what's you major malfunction?
by JiggerJay » Tue Nov 25, 2008 10:45 pm

Igor wrote:I have a few issues I should probably get help with.


This, Although wanting to kill 3 or 4 hundred people in an afternoon could be classed as fun?

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PostRe: Hi I'm Cuban Pete, what's you major malfunction?
by Lotus » Tue Nov 25, 2008 10:45 pm

I'm kinda in between Loire and Matt. I go from one day feeling really confident and like I can do anything, and then next day (or even the same day) just stare at the ground all the time, don't wanna talk to anyone, just want to hide away. I hate myself sometimes, and love myself other times. Recently I've found a bit of a middle ground, but only now, at 22, am I feeling like I'm starting to be reasonably happy with who I am.


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