Hi I'm Cuban Pete, what's you major malfunction?

I can't pee in public urinals. I get all nervous and it won't come out.

Fm wrote:I can't pee in public urinals. I get all nervous and it won't come out.

Been there many a time. There's something about standing next to other men pissing that prevents it.

I get annoyed when people don't spell things properly, or get their grammar mixed up too.

For example, the title to 1cmanny1's thread "Is there any good modern RTS games" is pretty irritating. :lol:

Jaxley wrote:I get annoyed when people don't spell things properly, or get their grammar mixed up too.

For example, the title to 1cmanny1's thread "Is there any good modern RTS games" is pretty irritating.

I think it's just 1cmanny1 who's irritating.

I enjoy America's Next Top Model, I can't sleep unless I have socks on, and I like drawing on my shoes.

I never do my washing. I always leave it until I'm completely out of underwear, then I do it.

I can't focus at work until I have had either MezzoMix or Cola of some description.

Oh Teh Noes wrote:I never do my washing. I always leave it until I'm completely out of underwear, then I do it.

Nothing better then going commando on a Monday morning.

My left leg shakes badly when I'm nervous/anxious and I hate that.

CosmoKramer wrote:
Fm wrote:I can't pee in public urinals. I get all nervous and it won't come out.

Been there many a time. There's something about standing next to other men pissing that prevents it.

Your erection?

I can't sleep at night unless I've eliminated all the light sources in my room that I can, this includes putting my phone face down on the desk so the light can't get out and putting a cover over the display on my hi-fi.

I enjoy being alone. Not all the time, but enough that I must seem pretty unfriendly.

Jaxley wrote:I get annoyed when people don't spell things properly, or get their grammar mixed up too.

For example, the title to 1cmanny1's thread "Is there any good modern RTS games" is pretty irritating.

I am the same, I find poor grammar/spelling annoying, and love deflating internet arguments by pointing it out to people trying to rage.

IRON NAN wrote:I can't sleep at night unless I've eliminated all the light sources in my room that I can, this includes putting my phone face down on the desk so the light can't get out and putting a cover over the display on my hi-fi.

Not this extreme, by many times I've contemplated going out and smashing my neighbour's outdoor light. They leave it on all night, and it turns my room into daylight.

I shake my legs constantly. I get all uncomfortable if I'm made to stop.

I have a low tolerance for people being rude to me, particularly work colleagues like the banana split sat opposite me who likes painting Warhammer figurines. I wanna do him sometimes.

smurphy wrote:
IRON NAN wrote:I can't sleep at night unless I've eliminated all the light sources in my room that I can, this includes putting my phone face down on the desk so the light can't get out and putting a cover over the display on my hi-fi.

Not this extreme, by many times I've contemplated going out and smashing my neighbour's outdoor light. They leave it on all night, and it turns my room into daylight.

Yeah, that would drive me up the wall, all I have to disturb me is the occasional pasisng car thankfully.

Nowadays the only thing I can wank to is 2girls1cup.

Cuban Pete wrote:Ginger, black, muslim and gay

I really hope that is describing just one person. A ginger, black, gay Muslim would be amazing.

I live in Bristols gay village but I am not gay. That’s quite weird!

And I know it’s the gay village as a new pub is opening up which has a poster in the window saying "The newest addition to Bristols Gay Village". I am going to stick to Bristol Bear Bar though!

Moggy wrote:
Cuban Pete wrote:Ginger, black, muslim and gay

I really hope that is describing just one person. A ginger, black, gay Muslim would be amazing.

I live in Bristols gay village but I am not gay. That’s quite weird!

And I know it’s the gay village as a new pub is opening up which has a poster in the window saying "The newest addition to Bristols Gay Village". I am going to stick to Bristol Bear Bar though!

Lot of hirsuite bikers by any chance?

Seems to be the same as anywhere else, just with fat hairy barmen in blue dungarees.

Hi I'm Cuban Pete, what's you major malfunction?

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