Hogwarts school of prayer and miracles

Last edited by Rubix on Thu Sep 25, 2014 2:07 pm, edited 1 time in total.

Sorry cant dress this topic up more as on mobile but worth a chuckle

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Shouldn’t you be doing that? Harry thought; but he was a very obedient young boy, so he answered the door right away.

PostRe: Hogwarts school of prayer and miracles by KK » Thu Sep 25, 2014 2:23 pm

He turned the brass, metal doorknob; and pulled open the heavy, wooden door.

Bit slutty this book, ain't it.

Couldn't she just let them read the chronicles of narnia instead?

Got to the bit where draco puts down women?

He was a good, obedient boy who did all his chores; but he felt that there was something missing in his life. Something big and special; but he could not quite name it. He stayed up every night; and wished for this special something;

This is filth.

Aunt Petunia laughed again; and stuck her pointy, sharp nose up in the air. “We are too smart for that. Haven’t you read Dawkins? God is dead! Dawkins proved that. Would you like us to educate you on the Dawkins?”

“Women shouldn’t not have careers because women are stupid!” Harry shouted indignantly. “Women are not stupid at all! Women should not have careers because women are nurturing and loving and their gifts serve them best in the home!”

In the home or a Brothel by the sounds of things.

It's almost certainly satire.

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