How does Grcade eat Pizza?

PostHow does Grcade eat Pizza? by **Lagamorph** » Tue Apr 29, 2014 9:32 pm

Given some shockingly appalling confessions in TCRT this needs a proper poll.

How do you eat your pizza?
Do you eat it with your hands as you're supposed to? (Since, y'know, it's Pizza ffs) Or are you some kind of cutlery using weirdo?

PostRe: How does Grcade eat Pizza? by **Barley** » Tue Apr 29, 2014 9:34 pm

Depends. I'm not going to sit in a decent restaurant and shovel pizza into my gob with my hands like some sort of tramp. I save that for when i'm at home.

PostRe: How does Grcade eat Pizza? by **Hesk** » Tue Apr 29, 2014 9:35 pm

Mostly with my hands.

If I'm at some fancy Italian retaurant, no one around me is using their hands and the pizza isn't cut into slices (usually the case), I opt for knife and fork, purely out of etiquette.

PostRe: How does Grcade eat Pizza? by **Rubix** » Tue Apr 29, 2014 9:35 pm

If you read it properly we were saying with hands at home and with cutlery in a restaurant!

Missing from your poll!

PostRe: How does Grcade eat Pizza? by **Lagamorph** » Tue Apr 29, 2014 9:36 pm

If you eat it with cutlery anywhere then you're just plain wrong. Hands or Cutlery. There is no part-time inbetween.

PostRe: How does Grcade eat Pizza? by **SEP** » Tue Apr 29, 2014 9:36 pm

Supplementary question - who goes to a restaurant and orders strawberry floating pizza?

PostRe: How does Grcade eat Pizza? by **Lagamorph** » Tue Apr 29, 2014 9:37 pm

Somebody Else's Problem » Tue Apr 29, 2014 8:36 pm wrote:Supplementary question - who goes to a restaurant and orders strawberry floating pizza?

People going to Pizza restaurants mostly.

It depends on the state of the pizza. Most of the time with my hands but sometimes that isn't possible depending on the topping. I had a rocket, buffalo mozzarella and bresaola pizza in Rome and it was strawberry floating godly but impossible to eat with your hands alone. In Italy I found you'll nearly always get a knife and fork with a pizza. It helps with the messy ones.

PostRe: How does Grcade eat Pizza? by **Mafro** » Tue Apr 29, 2014 9:37 pm

The absolute state of anyone that eats pizza with cutlery.

PostRe: How does Grcade eat Pizza? by **Hesk** » Tue Apr 29, 2014 9:38 pm

Somebody Else's Problem » Tue Apr 29, 2014 8:36 pm wrote:Supplementary question - who goes to a restaurant and orders strawberry floating pizza?

Me, if it's a place that does really nice pizza.

PostRe: How does Grcade eat Pizza? by **Barley** » Tue Apr 29, 2014 9:38 pm

Somebody Else's Problem » Tue Apr 29, 2014 9:36 pm wrote:Supplementary question - who goes to a restaurant and orders strawberry floating pizza?

So ordering pizza in an Italian is wrong now? strawberry float me sideways :dread:

PostRe: How does Grcade eat Pizza? by **massimo** » Tue Apr 29, 2014 9:39 pm

No. 1: Hands, whether you're in a restaurant or not.
No. 2: if there is pizza on a menu in a restaurant, why would you not order it?

Ban request for anyone who says otherwise. Sickos.

PostRe: How does Grcade eat Pizza? by **smurphy** » Tue Apr 29, 2014 9:39 pm

Hands always.

PostRe: How does Grcade eat Pizza? by **Squinty** » Tue Apr 29, 2014 9:39 pm

With hands. Cutlery is so wrong.

PostRe: How does Grcade eat Pizza? by **Tomous** » Tue Apr 29, 2014 9:40 pm

In my first year of Uni, our Chinese flatmates in halls use to have "American" nights in a similar way I guess that we get a Chinese and use to get cans of coke and dominos pizza....which they'd then eat with chopsticks...

But yeah hands if its takeaway pizza, or cutlery if its a restaurant and a more traditional Italian pizza.

PostRe: How does Grcade eat Pizza? by **False** » Tue Apr 29, 2014 9:41 pm

I lay the pizza flat on the table and lick off the toppings

PostRe: How does Grcade eat Pizza? by **smurphy** » Tue Apr 29, 2014 9:41 pm

Tomous » Tue Apr 29, 2014 8:40 pm wrote:In my first year of Uni, our Chinese flatmates in halls use to have "American" nights in a similar way I guess that we get a Chinese and use to get cans of coke and dominos pizza....which they'd then eat with chopsticks...

PostRe: How does Grcade eat Pizza? by **massimo** » Tue Apr 29, 2014 9:42 pm

Knife and fork you say?

PostRe: How does Grcade eat Pizza? by **Rubix** » Tue Apr 29, 2014 9:42 pm

massimo » Tue Apr 29, 2014 9:39 pm wrote:No. 1: Hands, whether you're in a restaurant or not.
No. 2: if there is pizza on a menu in a restaurant, why would you not order it?

Ban request for anyone who says otherwise. Sickos.

Pizza etiquette in a restaurant im not 12!

At home it's all hands!

PostRe: How does Grcade eat Pizza? by **Tomous** » Tue Apr 29, 2014 9:42 pm

Somebody Else's Problem » Tue Apr 29, 2014 9:36 pm wrote:Supplementary question - who goes to a restaurant and orders strawberry floating pizza?

People have appreciate how amazing proper Italian pizza is.

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