The Sexual Deviant Thread

[Hexx]

Best I've done is three wanks in one day. My balls ached like strawberry float afterwards. I feel so unmanly.

Jesus Christ Fm.

I've done 3 wanks in the last hour

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You see I am a colossal pervert. No form of sexual depravity is too low for me. Animal, vegetable, or mineral, I'll do anything to anything.

Do you, perchance, eat babies?

[Denster]

You see I am a colossal pervert. No form of sexual depravity is too low for me. Animal, vegetable, or mineral, I'll do anything to anything.

We've had that quote already with a picture of TBEBOBW too.

Ive had five in an afternoon. It was mintball!

[Mafro]

Also there's a toilet attendant called Steve who once asked me out, I'm pretty sure it was a joke but you can't always tell with him.

I remember when I was in a cubicle in one of my local clubs, had just taken a piss and walking out as some absolutely wasted guy pushed the door open, tried to force his way in the cubicle and asked if I wanted a blowjob I didn't even wash my hands and just walked out. Turns out he was the brother of one of my mates at college

[NGE]

The other night me and the missus had a wank race. She won, but then she also ended up a good deal messier than I did.

[Denster]

[NGE]

I don't know if that was meant for me Denny, but I laughed pretty hard too at the time.

[Turok]

I'm not sure when, but I know I've seen Mafro's story on here before.

Someone on here once posted a story about how he impaled a window girl in Amsterdam and he was super proud of it and everything, living life to the fullest.

[Mafro]

I'm not sure when, but I know I've seen Mafro's story on here before.

Someone on here once posted a story about how he impaled a window girl in Amsterdam and he was super proud of it and everything, living life to the fullest.

[Denster]

I don't know if that was meant for me Denny, but I laughed pretty hard too at the time.

It was meant for mafro but definitely works for yours too.

[Knoyleo]

Best I've done is three wanks in one day. My balls ached like strawberry float afterwards. I feel so unmanly.

Serious?

I hit the most wanks once when I had two days to research and write a 3,000 word report on cost efficiency of some NHS treatment for a uni project. I stayed up for about 36 hours to write this thing, and must have knocked one out at least every two hours, probably more frequently once it got dark and I found myself getting more easily distracted. I think I slept a full 24 hours after that.

I did have three in an hour one morning, too, dunno why, nothing felt especially different, I just did.

[False]

This whole thread

And Alpha, I always had him down as a nice guy, Not a 30 times a day sexual madman.

I did 7 once and thought I was some sort of Paragon of manliness.

Wait what? 7 times having sex in a day, or 7 times wanking?

My best is 3 times in a day, and even then the 3rd time, my winky is so strawberry floating sore...

7 times with a lady, I couldnt walk properly for almost a day afterwards.

If we're talking solo, Ive managed 22.

WHAT THE strawberry float!!!!!!!! Bravo though, very manly.

22 pieces of the old self loving in one strawberry floating day? How did your knob, and your arm not drop off.

After Id finished my 3rd time, I had a stitch so bad I couldnt stand up properly. Whats the point in that.

My nuts were like raisins, My arm was atrophied and I was knackered. I slept like a friggin log.

It was great.

[Fatal Exception]

With a girl 9 times. On my own 7 before I thought it was a stupid idea and gave up.

I can go nearly forever without cuming if I want, I find my balls start to really ache after an hour or so though. After 2 if feels like I've been kicked hard

[RamSteelwood]

pfft. you're all doing it wrong. get in, enjoy it, get out. 2 minutes top. she'll thank you for it when she can be back downstairs in time for the second part of coronation street.

[TheTurnipKing]

You see I am a colossal pervert. No form of sexual depravity is too low for me. Animal, vegetable, or mineral, I'll do anything to anything.

We've had that quote already with a picture of TBEBOBW too.

This is because it's The Best Blackadder Quote Ever. Just be glad I didn't say it more than once.

[Denster]

Its a great line. Not the best ever, though.

[Wedgie]

This thread makes me laugh and feel even more horny than usual.

Damn you Denster.

[Turok]

I'm not sure when, but I know I've seen Mafro's story on here before.

Someone on here once posted a story about how he impaled a window girl in Amsterdam and he was super proud of it and everything, living life to the fullest.

Yeah, it wasn't you.

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pfft. you're all doing it wrong. get in, enjoy it, get out. 2 minutes top. she'll thank you for it when she can be back downstairs in time for the second part of coronation street.

You go all the way upstairs? That just wastes valuable time!

[BobbyDigital]

Liciking a bitches asshole out??? God damn mayne, that ain't right.

I ain't think I could do it mayne, even with Vida, but if she was on some you gotta lick it before you stick it type gooseberry fool ...



@ some of the claims being made up in this thread.



Keep on believing mayne, suddenly of GRcade are Greek sex gods.

Plus how are some of you gonna strawberry float yourself more in a day than you strawberry float a woman???