The Sexual Deviant Thread

[Balloon Sod]

You know when you're really tired and something makes you laugh so much that you feel sick and dizzy? The shocked.gif next to Denny's dildo set me off like a rocket

[Songwriter]

Oh, a story. This isn't that great because it probably happens a lot.

Anyway, I was at this club called Quayside, it's more like a bar really but with loud music. But it also has an upstairs called Scream where you can go dance and the music is even louder. The crowd around the bar itself is usually enormous. Yeah so I was in the Scream part, and there's this girl in the group. I'd never met her, but what she was doing was going round our group to all the guys and grinding on them for about 10 seconds each, including me. Bit of a whore if you ask me, but then yeah, I've never met her.

Also there's a toilet attendant called Steve who once asked me out, I'm pretty sure it was a joke but you can't always tell with him.

Score.

[Jax]

I didn't say that.

[Igor]

It's when you continually get to the point of ejaculating but stop.. Build up then stop.. Build back up then stop. Build back up then stop.. Then finally when you do cum, it's like squeezing a Frube..

Never tried that, sounds good but I think it'll require a lot of resistance. I have managed to do it near 30 times in a day, actually had friction burns at the end of that week, we were very sore

this is how i have sex. Never at the first sign of coming, that's just when u swap posoitions or slow it down a bit. Duno what exactly u mean by squeezing a frube but I know after a lot of getting to the edge then stpoopping, when I do eventually let myself cum I is strawberry floatin loads, and amazing

A Frube, you know, one of those yoghurts in a tube.. When you squeeze the end of them the yoghurt goes everywhere.

[Prototype]

It's when you continually get to the point of ejaculating but stop.. Build up then stop.. Build back up then stop. Build back up then stop.. Then finally when you do cum, it's like squeezing a Frube..

Never tried that, sounds good but I think it'll require a lot of resistance. I have managed to do it near 30 times in a day, actually had friction burns at the end of that week, we were very sore

this is how i have sex. Never at the first sign of coming, that's just when u swap posoitions or slow it down a bit. Duno what exactly u mean by squeezing a frube but I know after a lot of getting to the edge then stpoopping, when I do eventually let myself cum I is strawberry floatin loads, and amazing

A Frube, you know, one of those yoghurts in a tube.. When you squeeze the end of them the yoghurt goes everywhere.

I put it in my mouth and enjoy the creamy goodness.

[False]

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And Alpha, I always had him down as a nice guy, Not a 30 times a day sexual madman.

I did 7 once and thought I was some sort of Paragon of manliness.

[Igor]

I put it in my mouth and enjoy the creamy goodness.

I like it when it dribbles down my chin..

[Cuttooth]

I put it in my mouth and enjoy the creamy goodness.

I like it when it dribbles down my chin..

Filthy bitch.

[Cardinal Chunder]

It's when you continually get to the point of ejaculating but stop.. Build up then stop.. Build back up then stop. Build back up then stop.. Then finally when you do cum, it's like squeezing a Frube..

Never tried that, sounds good but I think it'll require a lot of resistance. I have managed to do it near 30 times in a day, actually had friction burns at the end of that week, we were very sore

this is how i have sex. Never at the first sign of coming, that's just when u swap posoitions or slow it down a bit. Duno what exactly u mean by squeezing a frube but I know after a lot of getting to the edge then stpoopping, when I do eventually let myself cum I is strawberry floatin loads, and amazing

A Frube, you know, one of those yoghurts in a tube.. When you squeeze the end of them the yoghurt goes everywhere.

Sounds like a waste of good yoghurt to me, son.

[Cuban Pete]

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And Alpha, I always had him down as a nice guy, Not a 30 times a day sexual madman.

I did 7 once and thought I was some sort of Paragon of manliness.

I think he means he got to the brink and then stopped 30 times. Not had sex and came 30 times.

[Glowy69]

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And Alpha, I always had him down as a nice guy, Not a 30 times a day sexual madman.

I did 7 once and thought I was some sort of Paragon of manliness.

Wait what? 7 times having sex in a day, or 7 times wanking?

My best is 3 times in a day, and even then the 3rd time, my winky is so strawberry floating sore...

EDIT: Just seen Cubans response.

[Poncho]

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And Alpha, I always had him down as a nice guy, Not a 30 times a day sexual madman.

I did 7 once and thought I was some sort of Paragon of manliness.

I think he means he got to the brink and then stopped 30 times. Not had sex and came 30 times.

Never tried that, sounds good

[False]

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And Alpha, I always had him down as a nice guy, Not a 30 times a day sexual madman.

I did 7 once and thought I was some sort of Paragon of manliness.

Wait what? 7 times having sex in a day, or 7 times wanking?

My best is 3 times in a day, and even then the 3rd time, my winky is so strawberry floating sore...

7 times with a lady, I couldnt walk properly for almost a day afterwards.

If we're talking solo, Ive managed 22.

[Cuban Pete]

Indeed!

Then well played sir.

[Igor]

Come on though, how do you manage 30 times? After about the 8th time you'd be completely empty I'd expect.. Unless Alpha has bollocks the size of tennis balls?

[Glowy69]

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And Alpha, I always had him down as a nice guy, Not a 30 times a day sexual madman.

I did 7 once and thought I was some sort of Paragon of manliness.

Wait what? 7 times having sex in a day, or 7 times wanking?

My best is 3 times in a day, and even then the 3rd time, my winky is so strawberry floating sore...

7 times with a lady, I couldnt walk properly for almost a day afterwards.

If we're talking solo, Ive managed 22.

WHAT THE strawberry float!!!!!!!! Bravo though, very manly.

22 pieces of the old self loving in one strawberry floating day? How did your knob, and your arm not drop off.

After Id finished my 3rd time, I had a stitch so bad I couldnt stand up properly. Whats the point in that.

[Alpha eX]

I have no idea how we managed it, the next day we did it 18 and then it hovered around 10-15 for the rest of the week. It was quite amusing after coming then getting hard again not even a minute after

[Denster]

You know when you're really tired and something makes you laugh so much that you feel sick and dizzy? The shocked.gif next to Denny's dildo set me off like a rocket

[Fm]

Best I've done is three wanks in one day. My balls ached like strawberry float afterwards. I feel so unmanly.

[TheTurnipKing]

You see I am a colossal pervert. No form of sexual depravity is too low for me. Animal, vegetable, or mineral, I'll do anything to anything.