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PostRe: How feminine are you? (aka Womanly Womans Thread)
by Denster » Fri Sep 04, 2009 1:12 pm

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Denster wrote:Girl i snogged last year likes rimming. Splendid woman!


I hope she used mouthwash before snogging you...


lager wash!

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PostRe: How feminine are you? (aka Womanly Womans Thread)
by Fatal Exception » Fri Sep 04, 2009 2:03 pm

Woah woah woah. She enjoys rimming? She must hav some serious issues. What sort of freak enjoys the taste of gooseberry fool.

In fact... don't asnwer that.

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PostRe: How feminine are you? (aka Womanly Womans Thread)
by Denster » Fri Sep 04, 2009 2:07 pm

Well, you liked her pictures!
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PostRe: How feminine are you? (aka Womanly Womans Thread)
by Fatal Exception » Fri Sep 04, 2009 2:11 pm

Yes but now the mental image of her has been sullied with the thought of shitbreath.

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PostRe: How feminine are you? (aka Womanly Womans Thread)
by Denster » Fri Sep 04, 2009 2:14 pm

You havent rimmed a woman.

Get her to shower first and then get to it - its great!

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PostRe: How feminine are you? (aka Womanly Womans Thread)
by Fatal Exception » Fri Sep 04, 2009 2:16 pm

So you like to piss on a woman then lick her arsehole?

Jesus christ.

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PostRe: How feminine are you? (aka Womanly Womans Thread)
by blackoutHERO » Fri Sep 04, 2009 2:16 pm

Denster wrote:You havent rimmed a woman.

Get her to shower first and then get to it - its great!


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PostRe: How feminine are you? (aka Womanly Womans Thread)
by Denster » Fri Sep 04, 2009 2:20 pm

Seriously - if she is into it - she'll love you forever!

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PostRe: How feminine are you? (aka Womanly Womans Thread)
by Glowy69 » Fri Sep 04, 2009 2:23 pm

Hold on.... sticking your tongue in someones arse hole? That is so wrong. :?

The bum area is designed to have things exit the body, and isnt designed for tongues. Thats horrific.

Fabian Delph is a banana split.

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PostRe: How feminine are you? (aka Womanly Womans Thread)
by Denster » Fri Sep 04, 2009 2:26 pm

:fp:

At every one of you!

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PostRe: How feminine are you? (aka Womanly Womans Thread)
by Glowy69 » Fri Sep 04, 2009 2:28 pm

There is also a chance she may fart in you mouth too I take it?

Fabian Delph is a banana split.

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PostRe: How feminine are you? (aka Womanly Womans Thread)
by SEP » Fri Sep 04, 2009 2:29 pm

Denster wrote:You havent rimmed a woman.

Get her to shower first and then get to it - its great!


I have 8-)

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PostRe: How feminine are you? (aka Womanly Womans Thread)
by Knoyleo » Fri Sep 04, 2009 2:30 pm

glowy69 wrote:There is also a chance she may fart in you mouth too I take it?

There's also a chance she could queef whilst engaged in consensual sex in the missionary position. Sex is a dirty job, you just got to accept the rough with the smooth.

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PostRe: How feminine are you? (aka Womanly Womans Thread)
by Denster » Fri Sep 04, 2009 2:42 pm

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glowy69 wrote:There is also a chance she may fart in you mouth too I take it?

There's also a chance she could queef whilst engaged in consensual sex in the missionary position. Sex is a dirty job, you just got to accept the rough with the smooth.



This man speaketh the truth!

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PostRe: How feminine are you? (aka Womanly Womans Thread)
by Ironhide » Fri Sep 04, 2009 3:03 pm

glowy69 wrote:Hold on.... sticking your tongue in someones arse hole? That is so wrong. :?

The bum area is designed to have things exit the body, and isnt designed for tongues. Thats horrific.


The idea of any form of oral sex disgusts me.

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PostRe: How feminine are you? (aka Womanly Womans Thread)
by Glowy69 » Fri Sep 04, 2009 3:19 pm

The front part isnt so bad :shifty: .... but the backside..no..just no.

Fabian Delph is a banana split.

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PostRe: How feminine are you? (aka Womanly Womans Thread)
by Ironhide » Fri Sep 04, 2009 3:22 pm

glowy69 wrote:The front part isnt so bad :shifty: .... but the backside..no..just no.


Only one part of a man's body is meant go down 'there' and it isn't the tongue.

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PostRe: How feminine are you? (aka Womanly Womans Thread)
by Glowy69 » Fri Sep 04, 2009 3:34 pm

IronHide wrote:
glowy69 wrote:The front part isnt so bad :shifty: .... but the backside..no..just no.


Only one part of a man's body is meant go down 'there' and it isn't the tongue.


:lol: , Its give and take though, if you are unlikely to go down there then its unlikely you'll get her sucking your lollipop.

Fabian Delph is a banana split.

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PostRe: How feminine are you? (aka Womanly Womans Thread)
by Fatal Exception » Fri Sep 04, 2009 3:36 pm

IronHide wrote:
glowy69 wrote:The front part isnt so bad :shifty: .... but the backside..no..just no.


Only one part of a man's body is meant go down 'there' and it isn't the tongue.


Its threads like this that make me still wish RZA posted.

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PostRe: How feminine are you? (aka Womanly Womans Thread)
by blackoutHERO » Fri Sep 04, 2009 3:44 pm

glowy69 wrote:
IronHide wrote:
glowy69 wrote:The front part isnt so bad :shifty: .... but the backside..no..just no.


Only one part of a man's body is meant go down 'there' and it isn't the tongue.


:lol: , Its give and take though, if you are unlikely to go down there then its unlikely you'll get her sucking your lollipop.


8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-)


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