How feminine are you? (aka Womanly Womans Thread)

Red wrote:I never wear makeup, I have 3 pairs of shoes, haven't brushed my hair in two days. I love ancient military history, videogames, comics, robots, electronics, woodwork, ridiculous action films/books set in the second world war (Alistair MacClean <3) and ale. I smoke a pipe.

I bet you also don't shave your legs.

Wrong.

thousand yard stare wrote:
DeckardRunner wrote:I've also tried a milk bath

Missed this one - what, you just tipped gallons of milk into your bathtub? I'd like to hear more on this disconcerting incident. What prompted such behaviour? And how many pints are we talking?

Run a normal bath then add 3/4 or a pint of milk to it. some people add things like olive oil or salt but I think that would be shite

Moggy wrote:
DeckardRunner wrote:
you're skin does look rather radiant for a while afterwards.

Gay

Red wrote:Wrong.

*phew*

I'm basically a 60 year old man in a 24 year old female body. Therefore, as long as I don't talk too much, everything works out fine.

after reading that list I now have this image of you with a broad yorkshire accent, flat cap and a whippet (stereotypes FTW).

Like a female Fred Dibnah.

Red wrote:I'm basically a 60 year old man in a 24 year old female body. Therefore, as long as I don't talk too much, everything works out fine.

There's a chat-up line to be made here.

Well, I've been told I act like straight when I'm actually gay. That being said, there are few girly things I like, but that'd be stereotyping.

I don't care at all for my hair (I just shave it); I just wash with good ol' fasionable soap (..in bubbly bath); trying to grow good beard; the only clothes I'd fuss over is t-shirts (I have many t-shirts) and well... that's all i can think of.

I feel I do act campy at times, it's hardly noticed though...

Red wrote:Like a female Fred Dibnah.

I was going to joke about you climbing up steeples for a living but realised it may be too close to the truth.

Red wrote:Like a female Fred Dibnah.

pretty much. Are you perchance planning on building a steam engine in your back yard?

Xeno wrote:
Red wrote:Like a female Fred Dibnah.

pretty much. Are you perchance planning on building a steam engine in your back yard?

That would actually be an awesome thing to do.

Xeno wrote:
Red wrote:Like a female Fred Dibnah.

pretty much. Are you perchance planning on building a steam engine in your back yard?

Don't give me ideas ¬_¬

Paint it red, Red!

I purchased a book about architecture today. It's got a recommendation quote on the back, just one quote - taken from Attitude, the magazine aimed at light-on-their-feet types (no homophobia). Also, I've just noticed the cover is pink. Is taking an interest in buildings feminine too? Man, I feel like a woman.

This thread makes me lol.

Here's a question for the forum.

is it "gay" to watch a shemale shag a chick.

Shemale has tits and looks like a woman i.e. like that Poison album cover, but has a dick. And is shagging a chick.

Mull that one over your dinner folks.

IMO, I think it'd be fine, it's guy on girl, nothing more nothing less.

For the record Ive never watched a scene like that..

It's not gay. It's a dude who looks like a chick, strawberry floating another chick. It's the manliest thing you can watch.

Disclaimer; Ryan0rz has never, and will never watch shemale porn.

Red wrote:I'm basically a 60 year old man in a 24 year old female body. Therefore, as long as I don't talk too much, everything works out fine.

You're Michael Douglas and Catherien Zeta-Jones' wedding night?

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