How good are our Tabloid Headlines?

Just how good are GRcade's collective headline writing skills... Let's find out...

Here are three made up news stories.... Who can come up with the best headline....

Bristol man has sexual relationship with oven

Newcastle woman finds dead mouse in her Indian takeaway

Fishmongers report record rise in stolen goods

Cod red-handed! Fishmongers report record rise in stolen goods

Auf Wiedersehen, Pet! Newcastle woman finds dead mouse in her Indian takeaway.

GAS MARK PHWOAR!
Bristol man has sexual relationship with oven

SQUEAKER MASALA:
Newcastle woman finds dead mouse in her Indian takeaway

THIEVING BASSTARDS:
Fishmongers report record rise in stolen goods

kazanova_Frankenstein wrote:Auf Wiedersehen, Pet! Newcastle woman finds dead mouse in her Indian takeaway.

This is excellent.

AGA-do do do, we caught bump and grind Moggy!

Bristol man has sexual relationship with oven

Hobknob

Tikka Massacre

Thieves target fishmonger... Just for the halibut

Fancy A Burnt Sausage My Luvver?

Bristol man has sexual relationship with oven

RODENT Josh!

Newcastle woman finds dead mouse in her Indian takeaway

Fish Thieves In The HadDOCK!

Fishmongers report record rise in stolen goods

Obligatory:

The Daily Mail wrote: Does he identify as PANsexual?! Bristol man has sexual relationship with oven

Newcastle woman finds dead mouse in her Indian takeaway - but there's STILL no justice over Keir Starmer and his boozy lockdown curry!

SATURDAY ESSAY: Fishmongers report record rise in stolen goods, and where is the Navy? Saving INVADERS in dinghies coming across the English Channel. According to a leading historian, it's not just our fish and chips that is at stake...

ONLY-FAN ASSISTED
Bristol man has sexual relationship with oven

SPECIAL FRIED MICE
Newcastle woman finds dead mouse in her Indian takeaway

FIVE FISHFINGER DISCOUNT
Fishmongers report record rise in stolen goods

Godzilla wrote:Hobknob

This is top tier.

Gas or Convection this man is a Fan

Potterton wrote:SPECIAL FRIED MICE

Or BAS-RATTY MICE.

BRIZZLE SIZZLE - Bristol man has sexual relationship with oven

RAT-A-TOON-Y - Newcastle woman finds dead mouse in her Indian takeaway

CODS & ROBBERS - Fishmongers report record rise in stolen goods

rinks wrote:GAS MARK PHWOAR!
Bristol man has sexual relationship with oven

It's this one.

Moggy fills cook and takes it to Severn!
Bristol man has sexual relationship with oven

Knoyleo wrote:BRIZZLE SIZZLE - Bristol man has sexual relationship with oven

RAT-A-TOON-Y - Newcastle woman finds dead mouse in her Indian takeaway

CODS & ROBBERS - Fishmongers report record rise in stolen goods

Ok seriously though but what tabloid do you secretely work for? :slol:

Ark at 'e, gert dirty boy
Bristol man has sexual relationship with oven

Why my naan?!
Newcastle woman finds dead mouse in her Indian takeaway

For Tuna Fortune
Fishmongers report record rise in stolen goods

I don't know why I bothered, several people have already smashed this challenge :lol:

Lovin' the Oven - Bristol man has sexual relationship with oven

Tikka-ing the Mickey - Newcastle woman finds dead mouse in her Indian takeaway

Cod Crooks Cause Crisis - Fishmongers report record rise in stolen goods

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