How high is your sex drive?

My current gf very rarely puts her mouth anywhere near my member, even if I do go down on her most times, but even when she does, she'd never let me cum in there.

Anung wrote:

Knoyleo wrote:My current gf very rarely puts her mouth anywhere near my member, even if I do go down on her most times, but even when she does, she'd never let me cum in there.

Surprise her mayne!

This. For the love of god, this. If only so you can tell us how ballistic/surprised/aroused she went.

Banjo wrote:

Anung wrote:

Knoyleo wrote:My current gf very rarely puts her mouth anywhere near my member, even if I do go down on her most times, but even when she does, she'd never let me cum in there.

Surprise her mayne!

This. For the love of god, this. If only so you can tell us how ballistic/surprised/aroused she went.

I'm really tempted to, especially as I haven't seen her for nearly a fortnight, I'm about ready to burst at the slightest physical contact from anything other than my palm.

On the subject of going down on girls, I love it, but my girlfriend doesn't...



For some reason she really has a problem with it and has only let me do it a few times. I'm not sure why but I find it more-ish! Once I get going, I don't want to stop!

Talking of cumming out of nowhere, a few years back I was on a bus with my mates on the journey home from town when this complete bell-end of a ned appeared. We knew him from high school and every time he'd appear there would be an audible groan from the surrounding area. He was a bit physically imposing and most of us were just trying to avoid a fight.
Anyway, I park my eyes behind a copy of FHM and the berk sits himself next to my mates (who are all sitting on the row of seats at the back) with the ned's girlfriend squeezing herself onto a single chair opposite.
I can see them growling as she bangs on about being able to fit the fat end of a Dr Pepper bottle up her fanny and how she was going to get trashed that night. They entertain her long enough until the ned starts getting a bit excited. So excited infact that he hauls down the front of his tracksuit bottoms and drops out his shlong.
Everyone stares at each other in disbelief before she starts tugging on the man meat with great gusto. We all know what's going to happen. We all know the chances. But you couldn't predicate the sheer velocity and amount.
He spunks, in a perfect arc all over my mate's brand new Levi jeans. Huge strawberry floating splodge.

I honestly haven't laughed so much in my life - I was convinced he was going to cry. Another member of the forum, Thor, was in attendance for this terrific event.

We've all done it on a bus though...

Right?

strawberry floating hell.

At both Ginga and Anung's stories.

Anung wrote:

Knoyleo wrote:

Banjo wrote:

Anung wrote:

Knoyleo wrote:My current gf very rarely puts her mouth anywhere near my member, even if I do go down on her most times, but even when she does, she'd never let me cum in there.

Surprise her mayne!

This. For the love of god, this. If only so you can tell us how ballistic/surprised/aroused she went.

I'm really tempted to, especially as I haven't seen her for nearly a fortnight, I'm about ready to burst at the slightest physical contact from anything other than my palm.

One time my GF at the time was doing that to me. Etc etc etc i finished, so she let me cum in her mouth! Awesome. So i did, and i kept going and going and going. She started choking and spluttering and gooseberry fool. so i pulled out....and kept going and going, by the time i was done not only did she nearly choke to death, but face, hair and tits were covered in my kids. Nearly never let me do it again.

And then you woke you and realised you turned your belly button into a swimming pool with kids in.



J/P

Ginga and Anung.

Anung wrote:

Knoyleo wrote:

Banjo wrote:

Anung wrote:

Knoyleo wrote:My current gf very rarely puts her mouth anywhere near my member, even if I do go down on her most times, but even when she does, she'd never let me cum in there.

Surprise her mayne!

This. For the love of god, this. If only so you can tell us how ballistic/surprised/aroused she went.

I'm really tempted to, especially as I haven't seen her for nearly a fortnight, I'm about ready to burst at the slightest physical contact from anything other than my palm.

One time my GF at the time was doing that to me. Etc etc etc i finished, so she let me cum in her mouth! Awesome. So i did, and i kept going and going and going. She started choking and spluttering and gooseberry fool. so i pulled out....and kept going and going, by the time i was done not only did she nearly choke to death, but face, hair and tits were covered in my kids. Nearly never let me do it again.

The worst part is, an ex of mine was pretty much up for anything, and loved all of it, she'd even have enjoyed that. She was a strawberry floating weird one though.

Ginja - the new SC.

I don't know why I drew this:

Bobby D's made me crack up numerous times since I last posted, the ledge! Possibly the 'Best. Thread. Ever.' as well.

Anung wrote:

Knoyleo wrote:My current gf very rarely puts her mouth anywhere near my member, even if I do go down on her most times, but even when she does, she'd never let me cum in there.

Surprise her mayne!

I did that once during a tit wank, she was "assisting" with her mouth and I just thought "f*ck it, I'm going for it" and I even surprised myself at how many "kids" I produced! Was incredible. Needless to say she wasn't exactly pleased, actually, "horrified" is probably appropriate! She's quite an innocent lady really, wish I could get her to watch some porn just to open/poison her mind a bit, but that's gonna take some damn good wording to convince her it's a good idea! Anyway, since then she's never trusted me with them, though still lets me slide between those wonders every now and again... Jeez, I'm getting into this a bit too much... So, um, yeah, surprising is good! For you.

So there's a thought, any of your GFs/whatever enjoy porn either with or without you? Would you watch it with them? I'd love to, but to mine it's the spawn of the devil, and didn't go down too well when she found some on my laptop once. That was awkward...

Oh, and girls that don't give BJs are surely not worth keeping?! How can they not? Foreplay is essential to good sex!

My gf doesn't condone me looking at it but she's not hugely fussed if I do (when she's not around, natch). She just considers it one of those 'guy things', kinda like her obsession with chocolate I guess.

Meh.

My girlfriend doesn't mind me looking at porn, and she's not against looking at it, but she doesn't enjoy it. She watches it, and she's so aware that it's fake that she doesn't see the point in it. Don't think she'd be too keen on having it on during the act, either.

So you two get leniency? Gay. Mine considers it as pretty much cheating on her.

Use_The_Forks wrote:So you two get leniency? Gay. Mine considers it as pretty much cheating on her.

I know a girl who thought similar to that when she knew her boyfriend had porn, but he didn't see it the same way and refused to get rid of it. How did she rectify this situation? Sending him a load of photos of herself for him to put in his porn folder.

Knoyleo wrote:

Use_The_Forks wrote:So you two get leniency? Gay. Mine considers it as pretty much cheating on her.

I know a girl who thought similar to that when she knew her boyfriend had porn, but he didn't see it the same way and refused to get rid of it. How did she rectify this situation? Sending him a load of photos of herself for him to put in his porn folder.

Argh! Why won't mine do that?!

Use_The_Forks wrote:

Knoyleo wrote:

Use_The_Forks wrote:So you two get leniency? Gay. Mine considers it as pretty much cheating on her.

I know a girl who thought similar to that when she knew her boyfriend had porn, but he didn't see it the same way and refused to get rid of it. How did she rectify this situation? Sending him a load of photos of herself for him to put in his porn folder.

Argh! Why won't mine do that?!

That sounds horrid - and complete ruins the point!

If anyone I'm with will do any of the stuff in the pictures/films I have...I wouldn't want to be with them anymore.

In fact I'd probably call the police.