How high is your sex drive?

PostRe: How high is your sex drive? by **Bunni** » Mon May 18, 2009 6:24 pm

Oh how tragic. :roll:

~~I can always knock another one off~~

nevermind. :oops:

PostRe: How high is your sex drive? by **Ginga** » Mon May 18, 2009 6:48 pm

Knoyleo wrote:My girlfriend doesn't mind me looking at porn, and she's not against looking at it, but she doesn't enjoy it. She watches it, and she's so aware that it's fake that she doesn't see the point in it. Don't think she'd be too keen on having it on during the act, either.

I used to date a girl who was really into porn. Infact, she'd actually ask if I wanted to stay in and watch it with her :lol:

She was strawberry floatin' demented though, believed she looked like Brianna Banks (she did but an anorexic version) and was all about being dominated. It was great for a while but the truth is that blokes don't really want their burd to act like a strawberry floatin' pornstar 24/7. Trust me.

She did teach me that getting your fingers sucked like a cock brings around the same sensation, though.

Ginga wrote:She did teach me that getting your fingers sucked like a cock brings around the same sensation, though.

I learnt that very early on.

PostRe: How high is your sex drive? by **Red Devil** » Mon May 18, 2009 6:50 pm

I was at a party one time back in high school/college and the school bike gave this one guy head round the back of the house then she came back inside and started making out with his best mate and if it was being filmed, you could've had a second by second account of his realisation that he was being snowballed. :lol:

That's always a popular story when we see each other. :lol:

Ginga wrote:She did teach me that getting your fingers sucked like a cock brings around the same sensation, though.

Wouldn't know. Never sucked cock.

PostRe: How high is your sex drive? by **Bunni** » Mon May 18, 2009 6:53 pm

Oh Teh Noes wrote:
Ginga wrote:She did teach me that getting your fingers sucked like a **** brings around the same sensation, though.

I learnt that very early on.

I suck my thumb if that's any help. :shifty:

PostRe: How high is your sex drive? by **Ginga** » Mon May 18, 2009 6:54 pm

Mommy wrote:
Ginga wrote:She did teach me that getting your fingers sucked like a cock brings around the same sensation, though.

Wouldn't know. Never sucked cock.

Not what I've heard...

I have to get myself off at least twice a day, my ex liked sex analy.

That means once a year right?

PostRe: How high is your sex drive? by **Ginga** » Mon May 18, 2009 11:45 pm

superfurryfox wrote:I have to get myself off at least twice a day, my ex liked sex analy.

That means once a year right?

Just for the sheer clumsy effort you made for that tired old joke, I let out a terrible, hearty laugh. Kudos. :lol:

That was terrible.

Only when I'm awake and asleep.

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