How high is your sex drive?

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PostRe: How high is your sex drive?
by Cardinal Chunder » Mon May 18, 2009 3:06 pm

Hexx wrote:
CosmoKramer wrote:I wouldn't want to kiss a girl if she'd just had my dick in her mouth.


Why?

Don't you wash it?


Of course. It must just be me.

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PostRe: How high is your sex drive?
by Banjo » Mon May 18, 2009 3:06 pm

Hexx wrote:
CosmoKramer wrote:I wouldn't want to kiss a girl if she'd just had my dick in her mouth.


Why?

Don't you wash it?


I assume he's referring to a semen-filled mouth, rather than just a dirty pecker.

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PostRe: How high is your sex drive?
by BobbyDigital » Mon May 18, 2009 3:06 pm

CosmoKramer wrote:
BobbyDigital wrote:
Oh Teh Noes wrote:
BobbyDigital wrote:But having a chick go down on her knees, suck your dick, look up at you while you cum in her mouth is one of the most manly/empowering things you can do mayne. Plus they feel good. I'm surprised they still make women who don't suck dick. It's perfect. You can get your dick sucked almost any where.

You're literally the embodiment of the social myth of masculinity.

It's perfect.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I'm not trying to be manly or masculine or whatever mayne, I'm just stating facts:

Getting your dick sucked by a girl = good
Cumming in a girls mouth = good
You can get your dick sucked while ; watching tv, driving a car, etc.

Plus, tell me it don't make you feel good seeing a girl go down on her knees like she just met the King, but instead of kissing your hand she sucks your dick. Plus a chick with nice eyes looking up as she puts real effort and passion into sucking your dick dry and even smiles when you bust your kids in her mouth = amazing.


Do you kiss them afterwards or boot them out of the door? Personally I wouldn't want to kiss a girl if she'd just had my dick in her mouth.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

gooseberry fool, good question mayne. One thing I know is that my dick is clean and disease free. So it don't really bother me like that, it's just whether or not I want to.

But basically, if the girl is a jump off, she can suck my dick and I'll still kiss her, but if I bust in her mouth she gonna have to wash her teeth or just do with a peck on the cheek, ya dig???

If the girls wifey type material or wifey, then yeah mayne, even if your beans have been in her mouth Ima still kiss her (no snow balling or funky gooseberry fool like that though, we don't play that).

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PostRe: How high is your sex drive?
by Ginga » Mon May 18, 2009 3:07 pm

Banjo wrote:
Hexx wrote:
CosmoKramer wrote:I wouldn't want to kiss a girl if she'd just had my dick in her mouth.


Why?

Don't you wash it?


I assume he's referring to a semen-filled mouth, rather than just a dirty pecker.


I'm sure she'd swallow. Most blokes aren't into snowballing.

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PostRe: How high is your sex drive?
by SEP » Mon May 18, 2009 3:07 pm

Banjo wrote:
Hexx wrote:
CosmoKramer wrote:I wouldn't want to kiss a girl if she'd just had my dick in her mouth.


Why?

Don't you wash it?


I assume he's referring to a semen-filled mouth, rather than just a dirty pecker.


I fail to see the problem. If you won't taste your own semen, why should you expect a girl to?

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PostRe: How high is your sex drive?
by Oh Teh Noes » Mon May 18, 2009 3:08 pm

BobbyDigital wrote: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I'm not trying to be manly or masculine or whatever mayne, I'm just stating facts

BobbyDigital wrote:But having a chick go down on her knees, suck your dick, look up at you while you cum in her mouth is one of the most manly/empowering things you can do mayne.

Dude. It was the words 'manly' and 'empowering' that did it.

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PostRe: How high is your sex drive?
by Qikz » Mon May 18, 2009 3:09 pm

even if your beans have been in her mouth


Best expression ever, can't stop laughing. :lol:

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PostRe: How high is your sex drive?
by Oh Teh Noes » Mon May 18, 2009 3:09 pm

CosmoKramer wrote:Do you kiss them afterwards or boot them out of the door? Personally I wouldn't want to kiss a girl if she'd just had my dick in her mouth.

Of course. Why not? It's my knob.

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PostRe: How high is your sex drive?
by Cardinal Chunder » Mon May 18, 2009 3:09 pm

Ginga wrote:
Banjo wrote:
Hexx wrote:
CosmoKramer wrote:I wouldn't want to kiss a girl if she'd just had my dick in her mouth.


Why?

Don't you wash it?


I assume he's referring to a semen-filled mouth, rather than just a dirty pecker.


I'm sure she'd swallow. Most blokes aren't into snowballing.


Do they have a choice?

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PostRe: How high is your sex drive?
by Hexx » Mon May 18, 2009 3:10 pm

Ginga wrote:
Banjo wrote:
Hexx wrote:
CosmoKramer wrote:I wouldn't want to kiss a girl if she'd just had my dick in her mouth.


Why?

Don't you wash it?


I assume he's referring to a semen-filled mouth, rather than just a dirty pecker.


I'm sure she'd swallow. Most blokes aren't into snowballing.


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PostRe: How high is your sex drive?
by BobbyDigital » Mon May 18, 2009 3:10 pm

MCN wrote:
Banjo wrote:
Hexx wrote:
CosmoKramer wrote:I wouldn't want to kiss a girl if she'd just had my dick in her mouth.


Why?

Don't you wash it?


I assume he's referring to a semen-filled mouth, rather than just a dirty pecker.


I fail to see the problem. If you won't taste your own semen, why should you expect a girl to?


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Huh??? The only reason bitches taste my semen is cause they suck my dick. It ain't like I got some Yakult production factory going on where I bottle my cum and sell it for a pound a bottle and give away free samples for women to taste. I ain't even really got much of a say what my cum tastes like. I don't suck my own dick, so I wouldn't expect to be tasting my own cum. If a bitch chooses to suck your dick she knows the dealio.

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PostRe: How high is your sex drive?
by Oh Teh Noes » Mon May 18, 2009 3:11 pm

BobbyDigital wrote:I ain't even really got much of a say what my cum tastes like.

Pineapple makes it taste nice.

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PostRe: How high is your sex drive?
by Mr Thropwimp » Mon May 18, 2009 3:12 pm

Banjo wrote:
Hexx wrote:
CosmoKramer wrote:I wouldn't want to kiss a girl if she'd just had my dick in her mouth.


Why?

Don't you wash it?


I assume he's referring to a semen-filled mouth, rather than just a dirty pecker.


What's wrong with a bit of snowballing?

(I just noticed that at least 20 other people have asked this question in varying forms :fp: )

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PostRe: How high is your sex drive?
by SEP » Mon May 18, 2009 3:13 pm

Oh Teh Noes wrote:
BobbyDigital wrote:I ain't even really got much of a say what my cum tastes like.

Pineapple makes it taste nice.


Apparently asparagus affects it, too.

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PostRe: How high is your sex drive?
by BobbyDigital » Mon May 18, 2009 3:15 pm

Oh Teh Noes wrote:
BobbyDigital wrote:I ain't even really got much of a say what my cum tastes like.

Pineapple makes it taste nice.


For real, I know having a healthy diet and eating good food and fruit is meant to improve the taste etc. But IMO, it's sorta like this mayne, if I was a man who never ever drunk beer, but brewed beer for non-profit and gave it away to women for free, I wouldn't give a strawberry float what it tasted like.

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PostRe: How high is your sex drive?
by Neo Cortex » Mon May 18, 2009 3:15 pm

MCN wrote:
Oh Teh Noes wrote:
BobbyDigital wrote:I ain't even really got much of a say what my cum tastes like.

Pineapple makes it taste nice.


Apparently asparagus affects it, too.


Jam it in the Japs eye, Hugo swears by it.

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PostRe: How high is your sex drive?
by Knoyleo » Mon May 18, 2009 3:15 pm

BobbyDigital wrote:I ain't even really got much of a say what my cum tastes like.

It's all about your diet. Fruit, especially pineapple apparently, makes it taste sweeter, whilst caffeine, alcohol and smoking, all the fun stuff, makes it taste more bitter.

Basically, swing back some fruit juice with your lunch everyday, and she won't mind half as much.

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PostRe: How high is your sex drive?
by Ginga » Mon May 18, 2009 3:15 pm

CosmoKramer wrote:
Ginga wrote:
Banjo wrote:
Hexx wrote:
CosmoKramer wrote:I wouldn't want to kiss a girl if she'd just had my dick in her mouth.


Why?

Don't you wash it?


I assume he's referring to a semen-filled mouth, rather than just a dirty pecker.


I'm sure she'd swallow. Most blokes aren't into snowballing.


Do they have a choice?


The girls? Yes, clearly. 99% of women either swallow or spit it out. The 1% that gargle like it's strawberry floatin' creamy Listerine could take a telling if it's not your bag but my point was that you're not going to "kiss her with a mouthful of semen".
I have had girls that licked my lips after I went down on them, though.

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PostRe: How high is your sex drive?
by Banjo » Mon May 18, 2009 3:18 pm

Brerlappins little hat wrote:
tiarnLOL wrote:
Banjo wrote:
Hexx wrote:
CosmoKramer wrote:I wouldn't want to kiss a girl if she'd just had my dick in her mouth.


Why?

Don't you wash it?


I assume he's referring to a semen-filled mouth, rather than just a dirty pecker.


What's wrong with a bit of snowballing?

(I just noticed that at least 20 other people have asked this question in varying forms :fp: )



I remember i got a surprise snowballing off a bird once. Not pleasant, not unpleasant, but not something id be in a mad rush to do again


Brer, you're leading the way here with your stories. :lol:

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PostRe: How high is your sex drive?
by Banjo » Mon May 18, 2009 3:21 pm

Lewis types them out better, but I find yours have got more "lolwut" factor as they just seem to come out of nowhere.

Pun intended.

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