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Heated?

Am I allowed to put (gooseberry fool loads) of whipped cream on them?

I would like four mince pies please.

You can warm them up and add any additional toppings.





This guy did 60, 3.6kg of mince pies.

I'll easily do that in December.

Pacing is essential.

I reckon if I really wanted to I could probably eat a dozen, reckon I’d very quickly start feeling sick after I’ve had 6 to be honest

I could probably eat two boxes of 6 before sickness set in. It'd have fo be on an empty stomach though, and I'd need a nice hot drink to go with them to wash them all down.

I probably wouldn't be able to move for a few hours after all of those too

I doubt I could manage even one, can’t stand the things.

I'd stand a better chance with pork pies.
Savoury > sweet

I reckon 6 is when I'd no longer want to eat any more, but the ones in the OP look tiny so I'm sure I could earn a decent amount

Oh yeah - many brands do mini versions. They’re still mince pies. Easy money.

Well I've just had two and could certainly eat some more. They were only mini ones though, box of nine.

EDIT: I've popped another two in the oven. They're very good. Sainsbury's Taste the Difference. Brandy Infused.

I thought an old colleague was hardcore for eating 12 mince pies over a 12 hour night shift. I guess not.

I could easily eat six over several minutes, but I don't think I'd be feeling happy with myself after.

To be fair, wanting to eat 12 pies in 12 hours is pretty hardcore.

I'll go for 16 mince pies. This would make me a round £100 and I would probably enjoy the first ten, so essentially I'm getting paid for eating six mince pies when full.

16 mince pies is on average around 4,000 calories, so this is achievable without long term health damage.