How Police Reporting Works

PostRe: How Police Reporting Works by **FatDaz** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 1:02 pm

Cal wrote:All in all a nice little jolly for all those Plods out to maximise their overtime and monthly earnings. Job done!

You cant win :fp:

If we police it properly which leads to no disorder then we are maximising overtime and earnings whereas if we left it alone and there was trouble we would be critised for being lazy and not safe guarding the public

I dont know what you do for a living Cal but to begrudge someone for earning over time by working on rest days is a bit low even for your anti police agenda.

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Edit: nothing to see here.

Elfhours wrote:
Egg Noggy Digital wrote:

Paging Sam Seed to the thread. This has potential!

Very Unsavoury fellows, rather like this chap.

and these fellows too.

PostRe: How Police Reporting Works by **Vermin** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 1:10 pm

Elfhours wrote:
Egg Noggy Digital wrote:

Paging Sam Seed to the thread. This has potential!

If he can somehow find the fizzogs of some of the environmentalist protestors, stick 'em in the picture, and have it displayed in a Police station, with lots of keystones running about.

Speaking of Po Po, I got one in my store now, he's under cover, he's doing training or something and tryna follow somebody. Am I snitching by letting this bitch ass in here???

Egg Noggy Digital wrote:Speaking of Po Po, I got one in my store now, he's under cover, he's doing training or something and tryna follow somebody. Am I snitching by letting this bitch ass in here???

You sold out mayne. Rather like Ice T did, when he made those kids films and Dr Dre did, when he made Eminem his 'protege'.

Sam_Seed wrote:
Egg Noggy Digital wrote:Speaking of Po Po, I got one in my store now, he's under cover, he's doing training or something and tryna follow somebody. Am I snitching by letting this bitch ass in here???

You sold out mayne. Rather like Ice T did, when he made those kids films and Dr Dre did, when he made Eminem his 'protege'.

But he's only doing training, so it ain't too bad mayne. But obviously this training will make he a better old bill mayne.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

PostRe: How Police Reporting Works by **Albert** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 1:17 pm

You don't want good/well trained police?

Albear wrote:You don't want good/well trained police?

They'd be more likely to catch m..

Er,

No.

Albear wrote:You don't want good/well trained police?

Nah I'm only messing mayne. I think the country would be a better place if the Po Po was trained better.

This bitch ass is taking liberties though. He had to use the changing room to change.

PostRe: How Police Reporting Works by **coldspice** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 3:44 pm

It's a conspiricy!

Gil-Martin wrote:
stung on finger by possible wasp

As opposed to the lesser-known impossible wasp.

Wasp sting is an injury so what's wrong with reporting that?

PostRe: How Police Reporting Works by **FatDaz** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 5:48 pm

Memento Merry wrote:
Gil-Martin wrote:
stung on finger by possible wasp

As opposed to the lesser-known impossible wasp.

Wasp sting is an injury so what's wrong with reporting that?

If the government had been sensible enough to provide the officers wasp repellant it would have never happened!

PostRe: How Police Reporting Works by **Vermin** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 5:50 pm

Memento Merry wrote:
Gil-Martin wrote:
stung on finger by possible wasp

As opposed to the lesser-known impossible wasp.

Wasp sting is an injury so what's wrong with reporting that?

UH? Did you...how did you...get to the conclusion that I was somehow saying it wasn't an injury? Are you being serious?

It was a poorly written statement, and should have said, 'Possibly stung on finger by Wasp'; or, 'Stung on finger by Wasp, possibly'.

Hence my impossible Wasp.

*belm*

Gil-Martin wrote:
Memento Merry wrote:
Gil-Martin wrote:
stung on finger by possible wasp

As opposed to the lesser-known impossible wasp.

Wasp sting is an injury so what's wrong with reporting that?

UH? Did you...how did you...get to the conclusion that I was somehow saying it wasn't an injury? Are you being serious?

It was a poorly written statement, and should have said, 'Possibly stung on finger by Wasp'; or, 'Stung on finger by Wasp, possibly'.

Hence my impossible Wasp.

*belm*

I wasn't saying you were claiming wasp stings weren't injuries. Cal's post seemed to be implying they shouldn't have reported them as injuries. I disagree.

PostRe: How Police Reporting Works by **Vermin** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 6:37 pm

Don't quote me, then!

Now I feel slightly bad for belming.

I had a friend in the police force working at those protests. He really resented being sent to babysit hippies when he could be doing propper police work.

PostRe: How Police Reporting Works by **Turok** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 6:43 pm

WTF is belming? I have two dictionaries and neither have it

PostRe: How Police Reporting Works by **Vermin** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 6:50 pm

You need the 'Urban' Dictionary for this particular word.

*belm*

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