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Re: I bet he thought it was a drive-thru....

Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2017 9:04 pm
by Herdanos
rinks wrote:It's probably an in-deep-end dent-bus company.

Outstanding :lol:

Re: I bet he thought it was a drive-thru....

Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2017 10:01 pm
by Monkey Man
A picture of the driver -

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Re: I bet he thought it was a drive-thru....

Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2017 1:23 pm
by Squinty
He put Red Bull in his car instead of petrol.

Re: I bet he thought it was a drive-thru....

Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2017 12:07 pm
by LewisD
This happened outside the Purple Turtle in Reading on Saturday..

Da strawberry float :shock: :shock:


Re: I bet he thought it was a drive-thru....

Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2017 12:13 pm
by <]:^D
that's a tough strawberry floater

Re: I bet he thought it was a drive-thru....

Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2017 12:13 pm
by KK
I don't know what I'm more shocked by - the speed that bus was coming round the corner at or the fact the man just got up and walked off into the shop!

Re: I bet he thought it was a drive-thru....

Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2017 12:24 pm
by LewisD
You've got to be hard to get up from that. Still shocked by it

Re: I bet he thought it was a drive-thru....

Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2017 12:28 pm
by Errkal
KK wrote:I don't know what I'm more shocked by - the speed that bus was coming round the corner at or the fact the man just got up and walked off into the shop!

Same, its like he gets hit and just goes "strawberry float off bus, I'm getting my strawberry floating paper"

Re: I bet he thought it was a drive-thru....

Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2017 1:46 pm
by Poser
strawberry floating buses. I have visions of this happening to me all the time. There's a corner near me that they take too fast and always overhang the pavement.

banana splits.

Re: I bet he thought it was a drive-thru....

Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2017 2:05 pm
by LewisD
Original got taken down


Re: I bet he thought it was a drive-thru....

Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2017 2:15 pm
by Green Gecko
Reading, mummy strawberry floating yeah, gonna strawberry float yo gooseberry fool

Edit: I'm really surprised there isn't a "swag"/thuglife/DnB remix of this yet, I might make one.

Re: I bet he thought it was a drive-thru....

Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2017 8:01 pm
by rinks
Witnesses who were in the Purple Turtle said they saw him walk in, go to the bar and ask for a whiskey drink, a vodka drink, a lager drink and a cider drink.

Re: I bet he thought it was a drive-thru....

Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2017 8:21 pm
by Knoyleo
rinks wrote:Witnesses who were in the Purple Turtle said they saw him walk in, go to the bar and ask for a whiskey drink, a vodka drink, a lager drink and a cider drink.

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Re: I bet he thought it was a drive-thru....

Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2017 8:54 pm
by Buffalo
The purple WHAT?!

Re: I bet he thought it was a drive-thru....

Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2017 6:25 pm
by rinks
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-le ... e-41035432

Must have thought it was a grieve-thru.

Re: I bet he thought it was a drive-thru....

Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2017 6:40 pm
by Errkal
People really are banana splits

Re: I bet he thought it was a drive-thru....

Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2017 6:41 pm
by Cumberdanes
rinks wrote:Witnesses who were in the Purple Turtle said they saw him walk in, go to the bar and ask for a whiskey drink, a vodka drink, a lager drink and a cider drink.


The real question is if when he had to pee did he use the kitchen sink?

Re: I bet he thought it was a drive-thru....

Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2017 1:52 pm
by Peter Crisp
Errkal wrote:People really are banana splits


I know I may be a tad odd here but why would I care if someone decided to do doughnuts over my grave as I'm dead.
I honestly don't give a gooseberry fool if I just get chucked in a ditch after I die as it's not like I'm going to be able to complain unless I come back as a depressed and moany zombie which to be fair would be pretty great :shifty: .

Re: I bet he thought it was a drive-thru....

Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2017 1:57 pm
by Blue Eyes
Peter Crisp wrote:
Errkal wrote:People really are banana splits


I know I may be a tad odd here but why would I care if someone decided to do doughnuts over my grave as I'm dead.
I honestly don't give a gooseberry fool if I just get chucked in a ditch after I die as it's not like I'm going to be able to complain unless I come back as a depressed and moany zombie which to be fair would be pretty great :shifty: .

I think it's more about the families of the deceased being upset than the deceased themselves.

Re: I bet he thought it was a drive-thru....

Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2017 2:12 pm
by Moggy
Blue Eyes wrote:
Peter Crisp wrote:
Errkal wrote:People really are banana splits


I know I may be a tad odd here but why would I care if someone decided to do doughnuts over my grave as I'm dead.
I honestly don't give a gooseberry fool if I just get chucked in a ditch after I die as it's not like I'm going to be able to complain unless I come back as a depressed and moany zombie which to be fair would be pretty great :shifty: .

I think it's more about the families of the deceased being upset than the deceased themselves.


That’s the main reason. There are also people that believe in respecting the dead rather than doing doughnuts over their rotting corpses.