I got beat up last night...

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by Scotticus Erroticus » Sun Oct 02, 2011 6:46 pm

... by a 14 year old kid! Let me explain..


Yesterday I was at a BBQ at a friends place, it was a lovely day and everyone had a great time. The food was brilliant, the good chat was flowing and everyone enjoyed themselves. Afternoon turned into night, the BBQ turned into a bonfire, the laughter turned into song and the happy children tired into grumpy monsters. It was a very fine day, no problems whatsoever.

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We didn't take into account how much to drink a friend of the host had drank. She was absolutely slaughtered. She threw up all over the couch, then threw bottles at the wall. I've never seen anybody as drunk as her in my life. I've worked in pubs all over the place, supervised off-licenses in rough towns, seen my fair share of drunken eejits on nights out... I've been there, done it, ruined the T-shirt, but this was something else. We felt a bit remiss afterwards for letting her get to that condition, we simply didn't notice!
Her son, a 14 year old chav, was there too. He wasn't too pleased about having to stay with his Mum at a party full of adults, but other than that he didn't seem too unpleasant. He sat and chatted away to people, not that he had much choice, however he didn't seem out of place. When he saw how drunk his Mum has got he became a different person, a total beast. He was dragging his Mum out of the chair, pulling her hair, screaming and shouting about how she should be ashamed of herself etc. When he became a bit too physical with his Mother I decided to act, as there was nobody else sober enough to handle the situation. I stepped in between them and suggested that he should back off as he wasn't doing his Mum any favours. At first, he wasn't cooperating, but he wasn't being hostile by any means. After a few minutes of talking to him as I would any adult, he switched completely. He headbutted my straight in the face and punched me as hard as he could on my right temple. He has a bloody hard punch for a 14 year old, I tell ya!
I stood where I was and continued to try to calm him down, which seems a bit stupid now, because when he saw that I was perfectly fine after his attacks he decided to punch me again and launched a huge rugby-style kick into my right leg and knee. I decided at this stage that I can't allow this to go on, so I grabbed him by the arm and forcefully lead him to the front door and pushed him out. He struggled a bit, but not enough to stop me. I turned around, closed the door.... then walked away, only to realize that I'd made the biggest mistake I could have made; I'd forgot to lock the F******* door!
After a couple of minutes he walked back into the house, sought me out, and delivered a huge barrage of punches to my face and arms. I didn't raise me hands in defense or attack, but I had to use every ounce of patience to stop myself doing so. I clenched my fist at one point and nearly lost my rag, but managed to keep controlled. I continued to talk to him throughout all of this, but he just wasn't listening.
I won't tell you what happened for the next 15 minutes or so, because it was just more of the same. It'd get repetitive. His Mother was deliriously drunk and no taxi firm would take her, completely understandably. He started attacking a taxi driver who refused to take her home, until I intervened again, which too resulted in more punishment. Although by this point he had figured out that I was able to take the beating, so it was more of a half-hearted effort from him.
Eventually, an ambulance arrived to treat his Mother (who had thrown up all over me) so they took both of them to the A&E ward. They left, we went back to the BBQ house and went back to bed.

I woke up this morning with a very painful nose, but other than that fine. If I had hit him back I could have found myself in very serious trouble, so I felt quite good with myself that I'd been able to hold back. My nose looks extremely swollen, as a result of the headbutt, but no other bruising has shown up yet. Bloody kids :x

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PostRe: I got beat up last night...
by Sputnik » Sun Oct 02, 2011 6:51 pm

Should've shoved his head back up his mother's fanny.

This is malignant for diapered cartoon girls crutches as well

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PostRe: I got beat up last night...
by gaminglegend » Sun Oct 02, 2011 6:52 pm

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PostRe: I got beat up last night...
by aayl1 » Sun Oct 02, 2011 6:53 pm

Did no one step in to stop him? Noone try to help? Well done for restraining yourself, anyway.

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PostRe: I got beat up last night...
by gaminglegend » Sun Oct 02, 2011 6:55 pm

You should of hit him back the little gooseberry fool, there's no way I'd stand by while a 14 year old was happily smacking me in the face, you'd of been totally justified. How big was this 14 year old?

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PostRe: I got beat up last night...
by blackoutHERO » Sun Oct 02, 2011 6:56 pm

Go get your nose checked out at A&E as soon as possible. If there is a slight break then they can fix it better the quicker you go.

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PostRe: I got beat up last night...
by Preezy » Sun Oct 02, 2011 6:57 pm

Should have beat him up then had your way with his mum....in front of him.

But yeah well done on showing restraint etc :shifty:

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PostRe: I got beat up last night...
by KomandaHeck » Sun Oct 02, 2011 6:58 pm

Should've killed him.

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PostRe: I got beat up last night...
by Scotticus Erroticus » Sun Oct 02, 2011 7:00 pm

aaronayl1 wrote:Did no one step in to stop him? Noone try to help? Well done for restraining yourself, anyway.


Nobody else there was sober enough and, without being sexist, they were all female because the men had gone home at this point.

gaminglegend wrote:You should of hit him back the little gooseberry fool, there's no way I'd stand by while a 14 year old was happily smacking me in the face, you'd of been totally justified. How big was this 14 year old?


About 6 foot! I'm only wee, 5 foot 4 or something similar. That's why he was able to headbutt me.

blackoutHERO wrote:Go get your nose checked out at A&E as soon as possible. If there is a slight break then they can fix it better the quicker you go.


Aye, I'm going to make an emergency doctors appointment tomorrow IF I'm still in pain.

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by Scotticus Erroticus » Sun Oct 02, 2011 7:00 pm

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Exactly what I thought.


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PostRe: I got beat up last night...
by Gamezville » Sun Oct 02, 2011 7:05 pm

Should of chucked him on the bonfire, then the alcohol, then petrol and then chucked yourself on his mum





















































Unless she was a state then chuck her on too and live in their house as the reward for cleansing the street 8-)

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PostRe: I got beat up last night...
by Barley » Sun Oct 02, 2011 7:11 pm

Any pics of your nose then?

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by Mafro » Sun Oct 02, 2011 7:13 pm

He headbutted my straight in the face and punched me as hard as he could on my right temple. He has a bloody hard punch for a 14 year old, I tell ya!
I stood where I was and continued to try to calm him down, which seems a bit stupid now, because when he saw that I was perfectly fine after his attacks he decided to punch me again and launched a huge rugby-style kick into my right leg and knee.

At that point I would have knocked him out. Self defense and all that.

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PostRe: I got beat up last night...
by Frank » Sun Oct 02, 2011 7:18 pm

Can you sue a 14 year old? I'd at least try.

Should've just borrowed a load of people's belts and tied him up in a corner and phoned the Po-po.

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by Scotticus Erroticus » Sun Oct 02, 2011 7:22 pm

Barley wrote:Any pics of your nose then?


If you insist.

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PostRe: I got beat up last night...
by Scotticus Erroticus » Sun Oct 02, 2011 7:23 pm

Frank wrote:Can you sue a 14 year old? I'd at least try.

Should've just borrowed a load of people's belts and tied him up in a corner and phoned the Po-po.


Wish it was that simple man..

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PostRe: I got beat up last night...
by Beans » Sun Oct 02, 2011 7:25 pm

You got beat up by a child. No reasoning can justify it

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PostRe: I got beat up last night...
by Fatal Exception » Sun Oct 02, 2011 7:28 pm

Should have pounded the banana split. Since you took it you should press charges, should be a laugh.

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PostRe: I got beat up last night...
by Barley » Sun Oct 02, 2011 7:28 pm

Scotticus Erroticus wrote:
Barley wrote:Any pics of your nose then?


If you insist.

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Doesnt look too bad.

A wee Irish fella broke my nose with a head-butt a few years back and now I have a slight ridge on the bridge of it. Deffo worth going and getting looked at asap.

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PostRe: I got beat up last night...
by Lagamorph » Sun Oct 02, 2011 7:30 pm

I don't think you can sue him directly, but I'm pretty certain you could take legal action against his mother should you feel so inclined (Such as if you have to take any unpaid time off work for medical treatment and the likes), as she is responsible for his behaviour.

Also, whether you're in pain tomorrow or not, get yourself checked out. You might not feel the pain now, but in a few days/weeks it could hit you like a ton of bricks.

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