What's the worst thing you've ever done?

I broke into someones flat and stole some kittens and a laptop :shifty:

A few things come to mind.

Once I filled an empty ice-cream box with water and then collected insects from the garden and put them in the water. Ladybirds, grasshoppers, ants, a butterfly etc. Then I put the box in the freezer and froze all the bugs in a block of ice. That's not really bad i guess. Just remembered it because of the bug-killing talk.

Once I was arguing with a boy that lived down the road from me. I said something about his mum being fat and he said something like "take a look at your mum before insulting my mum" to which i responded "At least when i look I can see. Not like your stupid dad" (his dad was blind). Felt quite bad about saying that.

Then there was a time in school when this dick in my computing class was pissing me and my friend off, so when he left his computer alone I deleted all his programming he had been doing. It was quite a lot I deleted. He never backed up - which was a reason why he wasn't allowed to get an extension for when to hand it in. Think that contributed to him getting a lower grade than he expected.

Oh and when I used to share a bedroom with my brother he would keep me awake all night with his snoring. I would often throw shoes at him from across the room to wake him up. Once night, when I was all out of shoes, I picked up a golf ball that was beside my bed and launched that at him. Hitting him right in the head. Stop the snoring. But the screaming and crying kept me awake instead.

Generally the worst thing I've ever done is just being a banana split towards my brothers and family.

bigcheez2k3 wrote:Why did you fight your friend's dad?

We were all in my friends house. Behaving. Then her Dad came home blazing and was like 'this couch cost £1000, I just painted these walls and they cost £500, don't take the piss lads'. We weren't doing anything wrong so we just ignored him and was like 'nah don't worry'.

Then his daughter spilt her drink on the couch, he came through and went mental calling us all banana splits and that he was gonna 'rip our jaws'. I took him up on the offer and we started fighting.

blackoutHERO wrote:
bigcheez2k3 wrote:Why did you fight your friend's dad?

We were all in my friends house. Behaving. Then her Dad came home blazing and was like 'this couch cost £1000, I just painted these walls and they cost £500, don't take the piss lads'. We weren't doing anything wrong so we just ignored him and was like 'nah don't worry'.

Then his daughter spilt her drink on the couch, he came through and went mental calling us all banana splits and that he was gonna 'rip our jaws'. I took him up on the offer and we started fighting.

What?

Mafro wrote:
blackoutHERO wrote:
bigcheez2k3 wrote:Why did you fight your friend's dad?

We were all in my friends house. Behaving. Then her Dad came home blazing and was like 'this couch cost £1000, I just painted these walls and they cost £500, don't take the piss lads'. We weren't doing anything wrong so we just ignored him and was like 'nah don't worry'.

Then his daughter spilt her drink on the couch, he came through and went mental calling us all banana splits and that he was gonna 'rip our jaws'. I took him up on the offer and we started fighting.

What?

Amazing scenes. :lol:

Any friends dad that called me a banana split would get a fist in his face. Cheeky twat. Did his daughter own up.

Mafro wrote:
blackoutHERO wrote:
bigcheez2k3 wrote:Why did you fight your friend's dad?

We were all in my friends house. Behaving. Then her Dad came home blazing and was like 'this couch cost £1000, I just painted these walls and they cost £500, don't take the piss lads'. We weren't doing anything wrong so we just ignored him and was like 'nah don't worry'.

Then his daughter spilt her drink on the couch, he came through and went mental calling us all banana splits and that he was gonna 'rip our jaws'. I took him up on the offer and we started fighting.

What?

Here, you, what's the strawberry floating script, you're a wee bawbag, your jaw's getting ripped

Anung wrote:How old were you?

17, was earlier this year.

glowy69 wrote:Amazing scenes. Any friends dad that called me a banana split would get a fist in his face. Cheeky twat. Did his daughter own up.

Not sure, she didn't speak to me for ages afterwards. He was a right patronising dick.

Zenigame wrote:Here, you, what's the strawberry floating script, you're a wee bawbag, your jaw's getting ripped

Exactly like that :lol:

This thread is comical :lol:

In a good way

Once my friend persuaded me to come along to this person I didn't really know's birthday party at her house. So I went along, drank strawberry floating tonnes of free beer (and I'd already been at a barbeque that day so was already pretty drunk). Then me and I few other people started throwing things in their outdoor fire/heater thing. Tubs of coleslaw, 2litre bottles of juice, spraying vodka out our mouths and making flamethrowers, bags of crisps. In all we probably incinerated about £20+ worth of stuff, but I was the scapegoat cause I didn't really know the host and her friend and me and the guy I was with were thrown onto the street in the middle of the night. Most of the people offended were right dicks anyway, so I didn't mind destroying their property and gassing them with the fumes.

Mafro wrote:I broke into someones flat and stole some kittens and a laptop

Is that an 'in-joke' or is it true? I really hope it's true.

Website

Alvin Flummux wrote:Threw a hammer high in the air when I was little, because the urge to do so was far too great to resist.

It landed on my sister.

There was... there was blood.

I've done something similar.

When I was little, there were 2 gangs on the park. I wanted to join the "evil" gang so they told me I had to prove myself. To do this, I decided to hurl a rock at my mate who was in the "good" gang. :lol:

He ran off and I threw the rock through the air. I threw it off in a plan to miss him and trick the evil gang but of course, it landed right on top of his head and he fell to the floor like a sack of spuds. All the mums ran over to check if he was dead. :lol:

It was seriously like something out of a cartoon. Where someone chucks a rock and it travels for miles before hitting the victim.

The only thing that comes to mind is when I was really quite young (somewhere between 7 and 10 or so), there was a little girl who always used to see if my sister was in and I disliked her. There wasn't any real reason I disliked her, she was just younger than me and annoying. One day when she came to the door and my sister wasn't in, I told the girl just to stand in the doorway and when she did, I slammed our really heavy front door in her face. She fell back into the soil behind, crying her eyes out. My mum heard and came running out to see if she was ok. I claimed that I didn't realise she was so close :fp:

I feel really bad about it now!

Other than that, I was generally a very good little child!

You bastard!

Heskimo wrote:The only thing that comes to mind is when I was really quite young (somewhere between 7 and 10 or so), there was a little girl who always used to see if my sister was in and I disliked her. There wasn't any real reason I disliked her, she was just younger than me and annoying. One day when she came to the door and my sister wasn't in, I told the girl just to stand in the doorway and when she did, I slammed our really heavy front door in her face. She fell back into the soil behind, crying her eyes out. My mum heard and came running out to see if she was ok. I claimed that I didn't realise she was so close

I feel really bad about it now!

Other than that, I was generally a very good little child!

I'm willing to bet about a billion pounds that she's strawberry floating smoking hot now.

I once javelined a fishing net cane at an acquantaince's head for some reason.

Then there was this fat catholic who I kind of befriended. He was walking down the street with a bag of Bonbons and I decided to tear the bag so the sweets went everywhere. He cried and ran off.

Actually, both these times I was with an older, cooler, rougher friend so I was probably trying to impress him.

When I was about 6 I used to crush our cat under one of those hammer-in-the-peg thingies (like an H-frame with a load of holes in the horizontal bit). I also remember throwing darts at it - pretending it was a lion trying to eat me, and putting it in the washing machine and turning it on for a few seconds (enough for a few slow spins) while babbling something about it 'going after my starlings' (I had a very... vivid imagination).

I also used to routinely subject my sister to all sorts of physical and psychological abuse.

Post by **Schrodinger's Postman** » Mon Oct 05, 2009 10:36 pm

Hmm, I just remembered the time I got into an argument with my mum and nearly ended up killing her. I suppose that's pretty bad.

PostRe: by **bigcheez2k3** » Mon Oct 05, 2009 10:37 pm

Schrodinger's Postman wrote:Hmm, I just remembered the time I got into an argument with my mum and nearly ended up killing her. I suppose that's pretty bad.

Choke the bitch?

MCN wrote:You bastard!

I know!

Skarjo wrote:I'm willing to bet about a billion pounds that she's strawberry floating smoking hot now.

...

I know!

My ones kinda bad.

When I was at college we used to mess around a lot, and this girl who I had known since little school became the victim of my latest lame joke. Its that joke where you say to them 'if your hand is bigger than your face, you are meant to be really intellegent!' Then when they do so, you knock their hand into their face, everyone laughs - end of joke.

Well I kind of fractured her nose.

smooth operator

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