I just found a knife in my kebab and chips.

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PostRe: I just found a knife in my kebab and chips.
by Kezzer » Sun Feb 25, 2018 9:46 pm

:lol:

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PostRe: I just found a knife in my kebab and chips.
by False » Sun Feb 25, 2018 10:24 pm

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PostRe: I just found a knife in my kebab and chips.
by Tsunade » Sun Feb 25, 2018 11:19 pm

Had a fish and chips from big John's once. The fish tasted like it had been sat in the sun for months.

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PostRe: I just found a knife in my kebab and chips.
by RichardUK » Mon Feb 26, 2018 12:11 am

The worst thing I ever found was the back of a ear ring in ravioli at my junior school, even now whenever I have ravioli I’m always cautious

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PostRe: I just found a knife in my kebab and chips.
by Earfolds » Mon Feb 26, 2018 12:48 am

Lynch Minoru.

(about time someone posted that, by the way :lol: )

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by Corazon de Leon » Mon Feb 26, 2018 12:57 am

We once found machine parts in the Chinese buffet we’d paid £2 each to eat at - I feel like we got our money’s worth tbh

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PostRe: I just found a knife in my kebab and chips.
by That » Mon Feb 26, 2018 2:39 am

:lol:

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PostRe: I just found a knife in my kebab and chips.
by Dowbocop » Mon Feb 26, 2018 5:32 am

Went to a pub in Reading that was under new management and ordered a fry up. Sausages were burnt on the outside and raw in the middle. Got an apology and the meal made fresh again. Sausages were exactly the same. Turns out the chef was new and couldn't work the grill.

I had something else.

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PostRe: I just found a knife in my kebab and chips.
by Rightey » Mon Feb 26, 2018 5:41 am

Return_of_the_STAR wrote: Yeah they gave me my meal for free and swapped it for a new one.


I don't think I'd take the risk of eating it. :dread:

I once found a maggot in a cherry, that's about the worst thing I've ever had. I got pretty lucky as I for some reason decided to open this cherry up with my hands rather than just bite off the part that was bruised like I normally would, I ripped it in half and the little bastard was wiggling away. :dread:

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PostRe: I just found a knife in my kebab and chips.
by Vermilion » Mon Feb 26, 2018 7:51 am

False wrote:monkfish


Did it tell you to put your knickers on and go make it a cup of tea?

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PostRe: I just found a knife in my kebab and chips.
by PuppetBoy » Mon Feb 26, 2018 8:11 am

I once found a massive spider in a bag of pasta from Sainsburys. That's not terribly exciting compared to a knife in a kebab though.

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PostRe: I just found a knife in my kebab and chips.
by RainbowGazelle » Mon Feb 26, 2018 8:27 am

Greenfly in a lettuce is (thankfully) the worst I've had.

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by 7256930752 » Mon Feb 26, 2018 8:32 am

I found at least half a spider in the crutch of some bananas. Left them out in the snow to freeze that sucker.

The other night I ordered chicken tikka in a curry but when it turned up it was normal chicken and a bit rubbery.

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PostRe: I just found a knife in my kebab and chips.
by Rax » Mon Feb 26, 2018 9:17 am

My brother cracked a tooth on a piece of metal that was in some meatballs once. He got a cheque in the post and an apology letter.

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PostRe: I just found a knife in my kebab and chips.
by Moggy » Mon Feb 26, 2018 10:01 am

I’ve never found anything like that in my food. And I’ve bought some really cheap and nasty takeaways, which makes me fear that I’ve eaten all sorts of bugs and knives without realising. :dread:

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by Death's Head » Mon Feb 26, 2018 10:49 am

RichardUK wrote:The worst thing I ever found was the back of a ear ring in ravioli at my junior school, even now whenever I have ravioli I’m always cautious
...and rightly so. The other one is out there, waiting to drop into a meal once your guard is down.

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PostRe: I just found a knife in my kebab and chips.
by Regginator3 » Mon Feb 26, 2018 12:22 pm

I don't understand. Where's the salad?

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PostRe: I just found a knife in my kebab and chips.
by Luboluke » Mon Feb 26, 2018 3:34 pm

I'm never eating again: the thread.

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PostRe: I just found a knife in my kebab and chips.
by jimbob555 » Mon Feb 26, 2018 3:36 pm

very sad it wasnt a whole knife with instructions saying "you know what to do"


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