I just found a knife in my kebab and chips.

A few years back I found ants in my tesco milk. I complained over twitter and they sent me a £15 voucher. Then I returned it to the store and got a further £15 8-)

Rocsteady wrote:Nothing because donner kebab is strawberry floating rank. Like eating ballsack skin.

Most donner kebabs are indeed hideous but you can get some that are fairly nice, it just depends on where you get them from.

The best takeaway kebab type thing I've ever eaten was from a greek restaurant that used to be in Meadowhall, they made them with lamb meatballs and they were superb.

Sadly they closed the takeaway bit (in the foodcourt) to concentrate on the sit down restaurant part and a couple of years later closed entirely, I think it's a Nando's now.

Depressing story.

The only time I can remember complaining about food was when a few years ago I bought a packet of crisps (just for Ad7 :wub:

) and there were hardly any in the bag. I emailed Walkers to complain and they sent me a £5 voucher.

Green Gecko wrote:Depressing story.

Tell me about it.

It wasn't exactly a Michelin star dining experience but I have fond memories of eating there; mainly of them doing the gimmicky plate smashing thing and my then four year old sister refusing to do it because she thought she'd get into trouble :lol:

pjbetman wrote:
FudgeDiver wrote:once had a battered sausage

to my dismay, turns out batter has milk/cream in

to my roommates dismay, turns out i'm lactose intolerant

You went all the way through your life to this point without realising that:-

a) Batter had milk in it?

b) You were lactose intolerant?

Didn't develop it until a while ago and then it took me a while to realise why I always felt like crap

I am not a bright man

LewisD wrote:Waitaminute.. were talking about the correct strawberry floating sauce to put on a donner and no one had said burger sauce yet?!

very funny
i hope youre not serious

Rocsteady wrote:Nothing because donner kebab is strawberry floating rank. Like eating ballsack skin.

1) theres only 1 n
2) what doner have you been eating :lol:

3) you know what ballsack skin feels like to put in your mouth? :dread:

<]:^D wrote:
Rocsteady wrote:Nothing because donner kebab is strawberry floating rank. Like eating ballsack skin.

1) theres only 1 n
2) what doner have you been eating
3) you know what ballsack skin feels like to put in your mouth?

Your dad's ballsack's not gonna suck itself

<]:^D wrote:
LewisD wrote:Waitaminute.. were talking about the correct strawberry floating sauce to put on a donner and no one had said burger sauce yet?!

very funny
i hope youre not serious

strawberry floating deadly serious.

Lamb don(n)ER with burger sauce is awesome sauce.
If they don't got burger, then mint & Chilli.

Wtf is burger sauce?

its a northern thing

<]:^D wrote:its a northern thing

How northern? I'm from Sheffield and haven't heard of it.

<]:^D wrote:its a northern thing

I'm Guildford blood fam.

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Ironhide wrote:Wtf is burger sauce?

Ketchup and mayo.

Website

I'm dripping burger sauce from my strawberry floating bell peice. I love to put it right in the gob in any cock sucker but I like to give them a happy choice.

I'll Kai kai if you want me.

LewisD wrote:
<]:^D wrote:its a northern thing

I'm Guildford blood fam.

above croydon and you're a filthy northerner tbqh

Can't think of anything too bad that's happened to me, however my wife's friend bought a Milka chocolate bar and when she bit into it there was something hard inside it. Upon further inspection, it turned out to be a human tooth. Everybody told her to make a big deal out of it but she did nothing.

Evil Ted wrote:
Ironhide wrote:Wtf is burger sauce?

Ketchup and mayo.

Isn't that just thousand island?

I just found a knife in my kebab and chips.

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