I PISSED!!!

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aayl1
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PostI PISSED!!!
by aayl1 » Tue Aug 26, 2008 9:07 pm

Obvious parody thread aside I want to ask a semi serious question.

Okay, so lads, we have the advantage of being able to urinate standing up, but does your stream ever split in two, with so much distance between them that it's actually impossible to get both streams in the toilet bowl?

I'd say this happens about 10% of the time for me, and it's bloody annoying. I just wondered if I'm strange.

Also, got an amusing urination-based anecdote to share? I bet someone does!

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PostRe: I PISSED!!!
by Green Gecko » Tue Aug 26, 2008 9:08 pm

To be blunt that 10% of the time is probably because you either wanked and didn't clean up, got laid the previous night or slept on your knob. Not you personally; it's true.

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PostRe: I PISSED!!!
by SEP » Tue Aug 26, 2008 9:09 pm

Fairly often. I've found it happens when an errant pubic hair traps itself in my foreskin, and manages to bisect the stream.

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PostRe: I PISSED!!!
by Green Gecko » Tue Aug 26, 2008 9:11 pm

If you notice it happening you could just sit down.

Actually, nah, pissing up the wall is more dignified. 8-)

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PostRe: I PISSED!!!
by Cuttooth » Tue Aug 26, 2008 9:11 pm

Uh yeah a couple of times. Whatever you do though, don't cross them.

EDIT - strawberry floating Anung :x

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PostRe: I PISSED!!!
by aayl1 » Tue Aug 26, 2008 9:11 pm

Anung Un Rama wrote:Happens to me a few times. and it goes over the wall. i ignore it. its impossible to cross the streams.


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PostRe: I PISSED!!!
by Hexx » Tue Aug 26, 2008 9:15 pm

WTF is wrong with you people?

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PostRe: I PISSED!!!
by abcd » Tue Aug 26, 2008 9:19 pm

I only get twin jets after eruption of sex wee.

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