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I think I'm in love

Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 2:03 am
by Gario
Just been chatting for four hours straight with a very handsome guy.

Some key quotes from our MSN conversation:




Gary says: (22:17:31)
call in sick and we'll stay in bed watching films
Jack says: (22:18:14)
then i'd have to work 2 days for nothing :S
Gary says: (22:18:20)
haha bless ya
Gary says: (22:18:23)
nobody wants that



Gary says: (22:45:48)
not the tits
Gary says: (22:45:54)
just the feel of it
Jack says: (22:45:58)
how come?
Gary says: (22:46:01)
dunno
Gary says: (22:46:07)
cos i bet it would feel nice?



Jack says: (23:50:43)
oh, no, kim's bf?
Gary says: (23:50:44)
the one who lost his hand at the school
Gary says: (23:50:45)
yeah
Jack says: (23:51:03)
who was the one chloe shagged? he was hot



Gary says: (00:16:05)
i would never stalk you. i might kill you but only if you killed me
Gary says: (00:16:17)
im a such a geek, i just laughed at my own joke
Jack says: (00:16:20)
used to call me all the time and somehow found out the area i lived in
Jack says: (00:16:53)
not exactly where, but he used to ring and say he was in his car a few streets away.... was weird
Gary says: (00:17:10)
ive never had a stalker. ive had loads of loser guys text me and text me until they got the message i aint interested
Jack says: (00:18:17)
yeah, this went past that. really creepy. it's nice when people fancy you but he took it WAY too far. i think he thought he was being romantic



Jack says: (01:52:31)
are you on this thing much?
Jack says: (01:52:34)
that sounds like do you come here often?
Gary says: (01:52:55)
im not, as it happens, cos it makes my computer slow
Gary says: (01:53:00)
but il try to be :)
Jack says: (01:53:05)
ok
Jack says: (01:53:19)
or i'll patch through a message from a secure line in a jack bauer style
Gary says: (01:53:37)
ok but i'll need it encoded and a socket opening on 3
Jack says: (01:53:55)
but i need a level 5 access code for that
Gary says: (01:54:03)
do you got those images for me?
Gary says: (01:54:10)
god dammit do you got 'em


We meet Saturday.

Re: I think I'm in love

Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 2:05 am
by Oblomov Boblomov
Well you can forget about any one-to-one training sessions with me. Bitch.

Re: I think I'm in love

Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 2:06 am
by Skarjo
strawberry floating hell, gays can pull making strawberry floating 24 jokes.

strawberry float this, I'm switching sides.

Re: I think I'm in love

Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 2:07 am
by Alvin Flummux
He's no Pterodactyl.

Re: I think I'm in love

Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 2:08 am
by Gario
I just realised I put up some pretty rubbish extracts from the chat, but much of it was X-rated :oops:

Re: I think I'm in love

Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 2:11 am
by Gario
Image

Re: I think I'm in love

Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 2:14 am
by Cuttooth
You don't even have to be asked to provide pics. :lol:

Re: I think I'm in love

Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 2:14 am
by Scotticus Erroticus
Enjoy.

Re: I think I'm in love

Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 2:17 am
by Gario
Cuttooth wrote:You don't even have to be asked to provide pics. :lol:



There's enough boob in the photo to please you guys.

Re: I think I'm in love

Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 2:21 am
by Skarjo
I'm conflicted by the amount of boob and that being a damn fine looking man.

Damn gays and their chin chisels.

Re: I think I'm in love

Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 2:21 am
by frogg
Guess this thread could do with some music


Re: I think I'm in love

Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 2:27 am
by The People's ElboReformat
Gario wrote:I just realised I put up some pretty rubbish extracts from the chat, but much of it was X-rated :oops:

Post the x-rated stuff. Image

Re: I think I'm in love

Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 2:28 am
by Scotticus Erroticus
Zenigame wrote:
Gario wrote:I just realised I put up some pretty rubbish extracts from the chat, but much of it was X-rated :oops:

Post the x-rated stuff. Image


OUTED we have a flapper.

Re: I think I'm in love

Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 2:33 am
by The People's ElboReformat
Scotticus Erroticus wrote:
Zenigame wrote:
Gario wrote:I just realised I put up some pretty rubbish extracts from the chat, but much of it was X-rated :oops:

Post the x-rated stuff. Image


OUTED we have a flapper.

Image

You wish.

Re: I think I'm in love

Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 2:39 am
by Scotticus Erroticus
I've always imagined that being gay would make it much easier to have a good love-life than being straight. I don't know if thats my own ignorance or whether its accurate.

Re: I think I'm in love

Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 8:19 am
by Drunken_Master
He's out of your league Gario. Has he seen your photos?

Re: I think I'm in love

Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 8:26 am
by Moggy
Scotticus Erroticus wrote:I've always imagined that being gay would make it much easier to have a good love-life than being straight. I don't know if thats my own ignorance or whether its accurate.


I don’t think being gay would mean it was easier to find a long term relationship but it would be a lot easier to get laid whenever you want. It’s a generalisation but women are not usually prepared to shag a stranger, men usually are.

It’s the people that love pterodactyls that I feel sorry for. :(

Re: I think I'm in love

Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 8:30 am
by Hexx
Moggy wrote:I don’t think being gay would mean it was easier to find a long term relationship but it would be a lot easier to get laid whenever you want. It’s a generalisation but women are not usually prepared to shag a stranger, men usually are.


:mrgreen:

Re: I think I'm in love

Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 8:33 am
by coldspice
Gario is gay?? :shock:

Re: I think I'm in love

Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 9:07 am
by Henke
Lock this gooseberry fool down and disinfect the forum, PRONTO!