If I was Prime Minister

PostRe: If I was Prime Minister by **BobbyDigital** » Thu Nov 27, 2008 12:25 pm

gaminglegend wrote:- Make Bobby Digital head publicist.

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PostRe: If I was Prime Minister by **Peter Crisp** » Thu Nov 27, 2008 2:56 pm

I would set up a system where anyone who works can call in absent from work for 2 days a year at random and it would be counted as holiday (this is instead of two extra fixed Bank Holidays and as such on top of whatever holiday they get now).

PostRe: If I was Prime Minister by **Moggy** » Thu Nov 27, 2008 3:13 pm

Peter Crisp wrote:I would set up a system where anyone who works can call in absent from work for 2 days a year at random and it would be counted as holiday (this is instead of two extra fixed Bank Holidays and as such on top of whatever holiday they get now).

That’s actually a pretty good idea. Sort of like those poncey American "duvet days". Make it 5 days though.

I would actually ban working more than 4 days a week. I think 3 days at work and 4 off sound about fair.

PostRe: If I was Prime Minister by **bear** » Thu Nov 27, 2008 3:16 pm

Cameras at roundabouts and busy junctions.. People who don't indicate or regularly take the wrong lane entering a roundabout to save themselves a few seconds will be shot.

PostRe: If I was Prime Minister by **$ilva $hadow** » Thu Nov 27, 2008 4:59 pm

bear wrote:Cameras at roundabouts and busy junctions.. People who don't indicate or regularly take the wrong lane entering a roundabout to save themselves a few seconds will be shot.

WANKERS!

The amount of times I've almost been run over or gotten into car crashes because of these banana splits is ridiculous. London drivers are absolute wankers.

I would set up a technocratic government, none of this lawyers-twisting-words spin rubbish.

And...
- give cyclists more protection under the law, making it a more attractive option for commuters
- increase tax for beer and alcohol in supermarkets, but cut rates for pubs and restaurants
- teach children foreign languages from primary school age
- as far as is practicable reintroduce the separation of academic and vocational subjects as opted for by school goers
- ban beer over 4.5% being sold widely (only premier beers, etc.)
- ban alcohopops

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