If you could make one thing invisible...

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PostIf you could make one thing invisible...
by NotGreaterorEqual » Tue Sep 05, 2017 11:13 pm

Let's say scientists have invented a machine that can make things invisible. The problem being, it can only be used once and then it's destroyed or something...so they only have one chance to test it out.

What would you test it on? I honestly can't think of anything that would be more useful when it's invisible.

The only thing I could think of would be a counter bell, like in shops, that I'd stick to the top of my head and then ding whenever I had a good idea. That's literally all I have.

Actually, I'd probably make my cat invisible, just to strawberry float with him.

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PostRe: If you could make one thing invisible...
by NotGreaterorEqual » Tue Sep 05, 2017 11:16 pm

My girlfriend said 'a car' but I pointed out that only the car would be invisible. All the Costa cups and crisp packets would be hovering around her in mid air as she drove around town like a weird sitting-down superhero.

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PostRe: If you could make one thing invisible...
by smurphy » Tue Sep 05, 2017 11:29 pm

Myself. I can paint myself to look normal when I want to be seen, then wash it all off for spying on naked ladies.

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PostRe: If you could make one thing invisible...
by NotGreaterorEqual » Tue Sep 05, 2017 11:34 pm

The Sun.

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PostRe: If you could make one thing invisible...
by Hyperion » Tue Sep 05, 2017 11:56 pm

Nigel Farage

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PostRe: If you could make one thing invisible...
by rinks » Wed Sep 06, 2017 9:59 am

My skin (all three layers).

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PostRe: If you could make one thing invisible...
by False » Wed Sep 06, 2017 10:09 am

Some massive block of metal on a walkway, I think

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PostRe: If you could make one thing invisible...
by Preezy » Wed Sep 06, 2017 10:10 am

Hyperion wrote:Nigel Farage

"Hey look, a floating pint"

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PostRe: If you could make one thing invisible...
by Ironhide » Wed Sep 06, 2017 2:34 pm

Teresa May.

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PostRe: If you could make one thing invisible...
by Peter Crisp » Wed Sep 06, 2017 3:34 pm

The White House.
Just to see the amazing reaction of Americans as they freak out.

jiggles wrote:Nobody with a VR headset is going to be using it regularly this time next year, let alone in 4 years time.


Posted 16th March 2016. Let's see.
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PostRe: If you could make one thing invisible...
by Preezy » Wed Sep 06, 2017 3:42 pm

Or all of the confederate statues and flags just disappear. That'd be, err, a bit lively.

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PostRe: If you could make one thing invisible...
by Peter Crisp » Wed Sep 06, 2017 3:48 pm

Preezy wrote:Or all of the confederate statues and flags just disappear. That'd be, err, a bit lively.


I think that may actually kill Hannity.

jiggles wrote:Nobody with a VR headset is going to be using it regularly this time next year, let alone in 4 years time.


Posted 16th March 2016. Let's see.
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PostRe: If you could make one thing invisible...
by Karl » Wed Sep 06, 2017 4:18 pm

It's not really 'one thing' but I'd make all emojis invisible.

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PostRe: If you could make one thing invisible...
by Curls » Wed Sep 06, 2017 4:29 pm

Karl wrote:It's not really 'one thing' but I'd make all emojis invisible.


:shock:

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PostRe: If you could make one thing invisible...
by Alvin Flummux » Wed Sep 06, 2017 4:44 pm

Spoilers outside spoiler boxes.

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PostRe: If you could make one thing invisible...
by Curls » Wed Sep 06, 2017 4:45 pm

My penis, so that when I told people it was 6 inches they wouldn't just laugh and call me a liar.

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PostRe: If you could make one thing invisible...
by Kezzer » Wed Sep 06, 2017 6:16 pm

All the doorhandles in the world

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PostRe: If you could make one thing invisible...
by Xeno » Wed Sep 06, 2017 6:28 pm

Donald Trump. I can just imagine the pain he would feel as no one noticed him.

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PostRe: If you could make one thing invisible...
by Moggy » Wed Sep 06, 2017 6:37 pm

Xeno wrote:Donald Trump. I can just imagine the pain he would feel as no one noticed him.


I'd make Ivanka invisible, not being able to lust after her would really hurt Donald.

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PostRe: If you could make one thing invisible...
by Xeno » Wed Sep 06, 2017 6:54 pm

Baron would be quaking in his heels.


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