If you made a sex tape...which director would direct it?

Michael Bay.

Micheal Bay.

Make it look strawberry floating epic, last 3 hours, fit girl with no personality, explosions. It'd be perfect.

EDIT: strawberry float YOU SKARJO

That'll teach you to post a considered, justified answer.

FIRST IS EVERYTHING.

Roman Polanski.

God damn my need to explain myself.

Christopher Nolan

Dark, gritty and needless complicated with a shocking twist in the third act

Tim Burton

she dies, I die, I strawberry float a corpse, theres a brief musical interlude, I get sad, then we rejoin in the afterlife with a musical outro

and its all black and white with shades of blue, Danny Elfman scores

Falsey » Sat Jun 14, 2014 8:30 pm wrote:Tim Burton

she dies, I die, I strawberry float a corpse, theres a brief musical interlude, I get sad, then we rejoin in the afterlife with a musical outro

and its all black and white with shades of blue, Danny Elfman scores

You forgot the threesome with Helen Bonham Carter and Johnny Depp.

I was sort of putting myself and the bird in their place

And that each time is worse than the time before it, with the occasional glimmer of hope (Big Fish).

John Carpenter.

It'll be fantastic so long as she's from the 80s but any younger and I should probably leave it alone.

George Lucas

Who directed gone in 60 seconds?

Shin'ya Tsukamoto

John Woo.

strawberry floating doves everywhere

Banjo » Sat Jun 14, 2014 8:28 pm wrote:Roman Polanski.

I'll go for Michael Mann. It'd have to take place in LA and be filmed with an HD handheld.

Peter Jackson.

It's just me, alone, writhing about on a green table in a green room. Women, jizz, bed sheets and everything else to be added in later.

Credit to Weta Workshop for the copious quantities of lubricants..

Lars von Trier

Hype Williams

Music video director because it wouldn't last long, and he can use bling bling to distract from my small penis.

1>3>4>2 » Sat Jun 14, 2014 7:52 pm wrote:John Landis.

Holy gooseberry fool.

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