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by Return_of_the_STAR » Wed Aug 27, 2008 7:02 pm

Today i was in the gym locker room at Virgin Active and there was a guy standing there butt naked. Anyway near him was a dad with his daughter getting changed. Virgin rules state that girls over the age of 8 are not allowed in the male changing room so i assume she must have been 7 or 8. Anyway she turns to her dad and quite loudly says "daddy why does he have so much hair round his willy? it looks like head hair!"

It brings up the question of whether 8 is too old to be in op sex changing rooms, but aside from that what inappropriate comments have you guys heard recently.

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by Poncho » Wed Aug 27, 2008 7:05 pm

Karlprof will be asking for the location of this Virgin Active you know.

I wouldn't mind knowing either.

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by Skippy » Wed Aug 27, 2008 7:05 pm

That's hardly inappropriate, inappropriate would be the Dad saying

"It's the same stuff you've been picking out your teeth all week"

:shock:

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by Oblomov Boblomov » Wed Aug 27, 2008 7:07 pm

PsychoPriest wrote:That's hardly inappropriate, inappropriate would be the Dad saying

"It's the same stuff you've been picking out your teeth all week"

:shock:


That wouldn't be inappropriate, as it would be relevant to the question.

Also kinda sexy.

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by AerisHime » Wed Aug 27, 2008 7:08 pm

Over here we have a cool set of tv adverts for some tabloid..

see a young girl with her mum in the doctor's waiting room which is quite crowded.
Girl (very loudly):"Mummy, does one get the syphillis on every holiday?"

or: happy family is watching tv... both parents and the young son of approx. 6... you can see a scene where two adults are bringing it on:
Son: "Look at that, Mum, they're doing the same like you and uncle Tom!"...

:D

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by Return_of_the_STAR » Wed Aug 27, 2008 7:08 pm

Anung Un Rama wrote:
PsychoPriest wrote:That's hardly inappropriate, inappropriate would be the Dad saying

"It's the same stuff you've been picking out your teeth all week"

:shock:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


:lol: Anyway it's the one in Northampton.

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by Return_of_the_STAR » Wed Aug 27, 2008 7:09 pm

AerisHime wrote:Over here we have a cool set of tv adverts for some tabloid..

see a young girl with her mum in the doctor's waiting room which is quite crowded.
Girl (very loudly):"Mummy, does one get the syphillis on every holiday?"

or: happy family is watching tv... both parents and the young son of approx. 6... you can see a scene where two adults are bringing it on:
Son: "Look at that, Mum, they're doing the same like you and uncle Tom!"...

:D


Where's here?

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by AerisHime » Wed Aug 27, 2008 7:10 pm

Return_of_the_STAR wrote:
AerisHime wrote:Over here we have a cool set of tv adverts for some tabloid..

see a young girl with her mum in the doctor's waiting room which is quite crowded.
Girl (very loudly):"Mummy, does one get the syphillis on every holiday?"

or: happy family is watching tv... both parents and the young son of approx. 6... you can see a scene where two adults are bringing it on:
Son: "Look at that, Mum, they're doing the same like you and uncle Tom!"...

:D


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Sorry. Germany. :)

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by Doug Rocket » Wed Aug 27, 2008 7:15 pm

The look on my Grans face when I shouted "bollocks" in her presence the other week was chuffing priceless. She is very very Christian, and she looked at me as if I'd just sodomised Christ while he was hanging off that big cross thing.

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by Pilch » Wed Aug 27, 2008 7:29 pm

I texted my mate earlier asking him if he wanted to go to the pub and his reply was (sic):

Dude Sunderland are playing live on the telli its rarer then a black man with a job


:lol:

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by Cal » Wed Aug 27, 2008 7:33 pm

Poncho wrote:Karlprof will be asking for the location of this Virgin Active you know.

I wouldn't mind knowing either.


:lol: Best laugh all day.

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by Barley » Wed Aug 27, 2008 7:35 pm

Telling my mate that i'd rather be single than settle for a fat minger didn't go down as well as expected.

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by Igor » Wed Aug 27, 2008 7:35 pm

Return_of_the_STAR wrote:
Anung Un Rama wrote:
PsychoPriest wrote:That's hardly inappropriate, inappropriate would be the Dad saying

"It's the same stuff you've been picking out your teeth all week"

:shock:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


:lol: Anyway it's the one in Northampton.


I used to be a member there! Up at River Side retail park, yeah?

I think I better renew my membership.

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by LewisD » Wed Aug 27, 2008 7:35 pm

Surely the fully naked man should've had some strawberry floating sense not to reveal himself to an 8 year old girl!

If I was the Dad, I'd have broken the banana split's legs.

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by Return_of_the_STAR » Wed Aug 27, 2008 7:36 pm

Igor wrote:
Return_of_the_STAR wrote:
Anung Un Rama wrote:
PsychoPriest wrote:That's hardly inappropriate, inappropriate would be the Dad saying

"It's the same stuff you've been picking out your teeth all week"

:shock:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


:lol: Anyway it's the one in Northampton.


I used to be a member there! Up at River Side retail park, yeah?

I think I better renew my membership.


Yep, at the Riverside. How long since u last went. It's probably had numerous make-overs since u were last there.

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by Igor » Wed Aug 27, 2008 7:42 pm

Return_of_the_STAR wrote:
Igor wrote:
Return_of_the_STAR wrote:
Anung Un Rama wrote:
PsychoPriest wrote:That's hardly inappropriate, inappropriate would be the Dad saying

"It's the same stuff you've been picking out your teeth all week"

:shock:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


:lol: Anyway it's the one in Northampton.


I used to be a member there! Up at River Side retail park, yeah?

I think I better renew my membership.


Yep, at the Riverside. How long since u last went. It's probably had numerous make-overs since u were last there.


About a year. They were renovating when I was there, and I think have done it again since then.

When I was a member, there was a girl in the Men's changing room with her Dad, who couldn't have been any younger than about 11, it was strawberry floating weird. I can understand a father not wanting to let her going to the Women's alone, but taking an 11 year old girl into a Men's locker room is creepy.

Or sexy, one of the two.

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by Hulohot » Wed Aug 27, 2008 7:43 pm

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by Knoyleo » Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:50 pm

Barley wrote:Telling my mate that i'd rather be single than settle for a fat minger didn't go down as well as expected.

Were they the same person, then?

pjbetman wrote:That's the stupidest thing ive ever read on here i think.
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by Krafty » Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:53 pm

LewisD wrote:Surely the fully naked man should've had some strawberry floating sense not to reveal himself to an 8 year old girl!

If I was the Dad, I'd have broken the banana split's legs.


I was just about to say the same thing.

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by Shadow » Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:13 pm

A friend of mine was suffering from anorexia, we were at her house and she was eating some pasta and after a few mouthfuls she offered it to me saying she wasn't hungry, without thinking I said "Yeah, I'd better eat that for you, you are looking a bit fat." :fp:


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