Inside the GRcade Studio

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PostRe: Inside the GRcade Studio
by RichardUK » Sat Aug 18, 2018 1:30 am

1.What is your favourite word?

Gregarious

2.What is your least favourite word?

Phlegm

3.What turns you on?

Cleanliness, Intelligence, Humour, Fitness, Strength

4.What turns you off?

Long Nails, Long Hair, Poor Hygiene, Campness,

5.What sound or noise do you love?

The National Anthem

6.What sound or noise do you hate?

Jeremy Corbyn

7.What is your favourite curse word?

Nincompoops

8.What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

Prime Minister

9.What profession would you not like to do?

Sewage Worker

10.Finally, if heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

Welcome, here is your pass for the Vip area

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PostRe: Inside the GRcade Studio
by Oblomov Boblomov » Sat Aug 18, 2018 8:58 am

1.What is your favourite word?

Yes

2.What is your least favourite word?

No

3.What turns you on?

Any woman 4/10 and up

4.What turns you off?

Any woman 3/10 and down

5.What sound or noise do you love?

The thump of a ball being kicked followed by the nestling sound of it hitting the back of a net.

6.What sound or noise do you hate?

Quad bikes, gooseberry fool cars/motorbikes being ragged around by stupid banana splits

7.What is your favourite curse word?

strawberry floatin'... (it's the anticipation of what comes next)

8.What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

Astronaut

9.What profession would you not like to do?

Blue collar work

10.Finally, if heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

I'm very pleased to tell you that you were wrong the whole time, but I forgive you.

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PostRe: Inside the GRcade Studio
by Qikz » Sat Aug 18, 2018 10:28 am

Is this another cambridge analytica scam? Are you going to ue this to advertise to me?

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PostRe: Inside the GRcade Studio
by Moggy » Sat Aug 18, 2018 10:32 am

Qikz wrote:Is this another cambridge analytica scam? Are you going to ue this to advertise to me?


The information will be used to train our students on the proper method of acting.

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PostRe: Inside the GRcade Studio
by Vermilion » Sat Aug 18, 2018 9:10 pm

RichardUK wrote:Campness


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PostRe: Inside the GRcade Studio
by SEP » Sat Aug 18, 2018 9:15 pm

1.What is your favourite word?
Either "strawberry float" or "banana split"

2.What is your least favourite word?
"Moist" or "Discharge"

3.What turns you on?
Big tits

4.What turns you off?
Women without any kind of shape. Nothing worse than trying to strawberry float a ruler.

5.What sound or noise do you love?
Overdriven electric guitar

6.What sound or noise do you hate?
Ed strawberry floating Sheeran.

7.What is your favourite curse word?
I refer you to my answer to question 1.

8.What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Airline pilot

9.What profession would you not like to do?
I dunno, the guy who cleans the toilet from Trainspotting?

10.Finally, if heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
"Hello, sir, what can I do for you?"

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PostRe: Inside the GRcade Studio
by Nibble » Sat Aug 18, 2018 9:49 pm

1.What is your favourite word?

Schmetterling.

2.What is your least favourite word?

Moreish.

3.What turns you on?

Kindness. Intelligence. Prolapsed rectums.

4.What turns you off?

Selfishness. Ignorance. Hairy nipples.

5.What sound or noise do you love?

Roland TB303 squelching.

6.What sound or noise do you hate?

Nails running across cagoule material. :dread:

7.What is your favourite curse word?

banana split

8.What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

Deep sea diver.

9.What profession would you not like to do?

Jizz-mopper.

10.Finally, if heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

In Heaven
Everything is fine
In Heaven
Everything is fine
In Heaven
Everything is fine
You got your good things
And I've got mine

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PostRe: Inside the GRcade Studio
by Clarkman » Sun Aug 19, 2018 11:05 am

1.What is your favourite word?

Hope

2.What is your least favourite word?

Suicidal

3.What turns you on?

Being wanted

4.What turns you off?

Men

5.What sound or noise do you love?

The riffling of poker chips

6.What sound or noise do you hate?

Pokemon in red bar

7.What is your favourite curse word?

Twat

8.What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

Stockbroker or commodities trader

9.What profession would you not like to do?

Honestly believe that the worst job in the world is Prison Officer at a Young Offenders Institute

10.Finally, if heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

Level 1, Complete

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PostRe: Inside the GRcade Studio
by <]:^D » Sun Aug 19, 2018 11:12 am

1.What is your favourite word?
retard

2.What is your least favourite word?
schedule

3.What turns you on?
this position, especially if she looks back :capnscotty:

4.What turns you off?
probably bad dirty talk, or lack of confidence

5.What sound or noise do you love?
motorbike engine idling/coasting

6.What sound or noise do you hate?
my dog yapping

7.What is your favourite curse word?
retard

8.What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
porn actor

9.What profession would you not like to do?
porn actor

10.Finally, if heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?[/quote]
have fun in there!

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PostRe: Inside the GRcade Studio
by Preezy » Mon Aug 20, 2018 2:58 pm

Clarkman wrote:Honestly believe that the worst job in the world is Prison Officer at a Young Offenders Institute

I think sewage worker would be worse, like those guys who have to wade through gooseberry fool deep underground. Imagine doing that and feeling something moving through all the poop :dread:

I bet they find all sorts of heinous stuff down there, bodies and fatbergs and all sorts :dread: :dread:

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PostRe: Inside the GRcade Studio
by Hypes » Mon Aug 20, 2018 3:03 pm

RichardUK wrote:8.What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

Prime Minister


:dread:

We're not yet in the darkest timeline :toot:

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PostRe: Inside the GRcade Studio
by Vermilion » Mon Aug 20, 2018 3:13 pm

Hyperion wrote:
RichardUK wrote:8.What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

Prime Minister


:dread:

We're not yet in the darkest timeline :toot:


To be fair, i doubt he'd do a worse job than the current crop of politicians.

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PostRe: Inside the GRcade Studio
by Hypes » Mon Aug 20, 2018 3:40 pm

Vermilion wrote:
Hyperion wrote:
RichardUK wrote:8.What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

Prime Minister


:dread:

We're not yet in the darkest timeline :toot:


To be fair, i doubt he'd do a worse job than the current crop of politicians.


Welcome to your new mandatory clothing
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PostRe: Inside the GRcade Studio
by Vermilion » Mon Aug 20, 2018 6:46 pm

Hyperion wrote:
Vermilion wrote:
Hyperion wrote:
RichardUK wrote:8.What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

Prime Minister


:dread:

We're not yet in the darkest timeline :toot:


To be fair, i doubt he'd do a worse job than the current crop of politicians.


Welcome to your new mandatory clothing
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Ah well, at least it's not a shell suit.

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PostRe: Inside the GRcade Studio
by Denster » Mon Aug 20, 2018 8:46 pm

1.What is your favourite word?
Schadenfraude

2.What is your least favourite word?
Bantz

3.What turns you on?

Posh accents, quiet quirky girls who turn out to be slathering cock fiends.

4.What turns you off?
Quiet quirky girls with posh accents that turn out to be slathering cock fiends and don’t like men that look like partially shaved bears.
5.What sound or noise do you love?
The sound an orchestra makes warming up,
A motorbike engine chugging.

6.What sound or noise do you hate?
People talking loudly on their phone.

7.What is your favourite curse word?

banana split. Fanny rash is second.
8.What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Working with David Attenborough as a researcher.

9.What profession would you not like to do?
Fluffer. I gag brushing my teeth.

10.Finally, if heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

Don’t worry, Steve - we let Tory banana splits in too.

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PostRe: Inside the GRcade Studio
by That » Mon Aug 20, 2018 8:55 pm

Denster wrote:10.Finally, if heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

Don’t worry, Steve - we let Tory banana splits in too.

:lol: :wub:

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PostRe: Inside the GRcade Studio
by Hypes » Mon Aug 20, 2018 11:33 pm

Vermilion wrote:
Hyperion wrote:Welcome to your new mandatory clothing
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Ah well, at least it's not a shell suit.


You need some new attire

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PostRe: Inside the GRcade Studio
by Peter Crisp » Tue Aug 21, 2018 3:22 am

Vermilion wrote:
Hyperion wrote:
Vermilion wrote:
Hyperion wrote:
RichardUK wrote:8.What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

Prime Minister


:dread:

We're not yet in the darkest timeline :toot:


To be fair, i doubt he'd do a worse job than the current crop of politicians.


Welcome to your new mandatory clothing
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Ah well, at least it's not a shell suit.


There's a distinct lack of a bowler hat which makes his attire invalid.

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