Inventions You Would Buy Tomorrow If They Existed

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PostInventions You Would Buy Tomorrow If They Existed
by DML » Mon May 12, 2014 3:59 pm

What invention yet to be invented would be an absolute must-buy if it got invented in the next 24 hours?

For instance, for me it would be a hoverboard. That wouldn't even be a question and I can barely skateboard!

What large or even small inventions would you buy in an instant?

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PostRe: Inventions You Would Buy Tomorrow If They Existed
by Mockmaster » Mon May 12, 2014 4:07 pm

A Sonic Screwdriver would be a Day 1 purchase.

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by Scotticus Erroticus » Mon May 12, 2014 4:11 pm

A matter/anti-matter conversion matrix.

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PostRe: Inventions You Would Buy Tomorrow If They Existed
by Buffalo » Mon May 12, 2014 4:12 pm

Some games for the Wii U.

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PostRe: Inventions You Would Buy Tomorrow If They Existed
by Cal » Mon May 12, 2014 4:30 pm

Invisibility machine. :nod:

Time machine. So many wrongs to put right.

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PostRe: Inventions You Would Buy Tomorrow If They Existed
by satriales » Mon May 12, 2014 4:35 pm

I want a solar panel breakthrough so they become efficient enough that you can just buy a solar panelled umbrella, stick it in your garden, and it would power your whole house.
No more electricity bills!

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PostRe: Inventions You Would Buy Tomorrow If They Existed
by Knoëleo » Mon May 12, 2014 4:37 pm

Nationwide Oyster cards.

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PostRe: Inventions You Would Buy Tomorrow If They Existed
by Mommy » Mon May 12, 2014 4:53 pm

Something to cure Tinnitus, with the side effect being penis enlargement.

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PostRe: Inventions You Would Buy Tomorrow If They Existed
by DML » Mon May 12, 2014 4:57 pm

Mommy » Mon May 12, 2014 3:53 pm wrote:Something to cure Tinnitus, with the side effect being penis enlargement.


:lol:

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PostRe: Inventions You Would Buy Tomorrow If They Existed
by abcd » Mon May 12, 2014 4:59 pm

I'd like remote central locking for my house.

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PostRe: Inventions You Would Buy Tomorrow If They Existed
by Dual » Mon May 12, 2014 5:01 pm

A device that could let me make telephone calls while on the move.

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PostRe: Inventions You Would Buy Tomorrow If They Existed
by Seven Posers Posing » Mon May 12, 2014 5:03 pm

Buffalo » Mon May 12, 2014 4:12 pm wrote:Some games for the Wii U.


:fp:

I actually came in to post something about HD Metroid and 1080.

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PostRe: Inventions You Would Buy Tomorrow If They Existed
by Cal » Mon May 12, 2014 5:04 pm

Mommy » Mon May 12, 2014 3:53 pm wrote:Something to cure Tinnitus, with the side effect being penis enlargement.


Do you suffer from tinnitus, Mommy? I've had the condition in my left ear for about five years now. Sadly, no sign of cure or any chance of a penis enlargement, either. :(

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PostRe: Inventions You Would Buy Tomorrow If They Existed
by Joer » Mon May 12, 2014 5:16 pm

Knoyleo » Mon May 12, 2014 4:37 pm wrote:Nationwide Oyster cards.



Oh god this. They're my favourite bank so would love their own brand of Oyster card.

EDIT: I should say I quoted this with the attention of agreeing because it would be useful then got distracted by my own bad joke.

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PostRe: Inventions You Would Buy Tomorrow If They Existed
by Xeno » Mon May 12, 2014 5:29 pm

The gateway tech from Judas unchained.

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Xeno wrote:Chewing takes effort. What he needs is Emma Watson to chew his food then transfer it to him for him to swallow.

I dont know why, but that sounds strawberry floating incredible.

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PostRe: Inventions You Would Buy Tomorrow If They Existed
by Qikzmas » Mon May 12, 2014 5:34 pm

Personal teleporter.

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PostRe: Inventions You Would Buy Tomorrow If They Existed
by Barley » Mon May 12, 2014 5:34 pm

Hover board 8-)

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PostRe: Inventions You Would Buy Tomorrow If They Existed
by Xeno » Mon May 12, 2014 5:36 pm

Qikz » 12 May 2014, 17:34 wrote:Personal teleporter.


I would have thought you would have said Stargate.

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Xeno wrote:Chewing takes effort. What he needs is Emma Watson to chew his food then transfer it to him for him to swallow.

I dont know why, but that sounds strawberry floating incredible.

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PostRe: Inventions You Would Buy Tomorrow If They Existed
by Hyperion » Mon May 12, 2014 5:56 pm

Mommy wrote:Something to cure Tinnitus

Ooh yes.
And a teleportation device

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PostRe: Inventions You Would Buy Tomorrow If They Existed
by kommissarboris » Mon May 12, 2014 5:59 pm

Flying car.

fifth element style.

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