Inventions You Would Buy Tomorrow If They Existed

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Preezy
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by Preezy » Mon May 12, 2014 6:02 pm

Phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range.

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Yulehide
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by Yulehide » Mon May 12, 2014 6:07 pm

Just what you see pal.

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TheTurnipKing
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by TheTurnipKing » Mon May 12, 2014 6:19 pm

Proper brain-electronic interfacing.

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Irene Demova
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by Irene Demova » Mon May 12, 2014 6:20 pm

Personal Teleprompter

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Heskimo
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by Heskimo » Mon May 12, 2014 6:22 pm

Mommy » Mon May 12, 2014 3:53 pm wrote:Something to cure Tinnitus


As cool as any other awesome invention could be, I'd go for a little silence in my ears over any of them in a heartbeat.

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satriales
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by satriales » Mon May 12, 2014 7:31 pm

satriales » Mon May 12, 2014 3:35 pm wrote:I want a solar panel breakthrough so they become efficient enough that you can just buy a solar panelled umbrella, stick it in your garden, and it would power your whole house.
No more electricity bills!


I've just realised the solution is a wind turbine with solar panel blades! Gonna patent it now...

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Yulehide
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by Yulehide » Mon May 12, 2014 7:38 pm

TheTurnipKing » Mon May 12, 2014 5:19 pm wrote:Proper brain-electronic interfacing.


I'd love that, it'd make driving my electric wheelchair far easier for a strart, then there's the gaming aspect and operating TVs just by thinking about it.

Or failing that just transfer my brain into a cybernetic body a-la Ghost in the Shell.

Or a big mech.

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by Mommy » Mon May 12, 2014 7:41 pm

Heskimo » Mon May 12, 2014 6:22 pm wrote:
Mommy » Mon May 12, 2014 3:53 pm wrote:Something to cure Tinnitus


As cool as any other awesome invention could be, I'd go for a little silence in my ears over any of them in a heartbeat.



Innit? Too much loud music has strawberry floated my hearing up big time. A constant static sound has been torturing me for ten years now.

I have officially retired from international football.
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Frosty the Clarkman
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by Frosty the Clarkman » Mon May 12, 2014 7:56 pm

X-ray specs

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by Squinty » Mon May 12, 2014 7:56 pm

Cal » Mon May 12, 2014 5:04 pm wrote:
Mommy » Mon May 12, 2014 3:53 pm wrote:Something to cure Tinnitus, with the side effect being penis enlargement.


Do you suffer from tinnitus, Mommy? I've had the condition in my left ear for about five years now. Sadly, no sign of cure or any chance of a penis enlargement, either. :(


I have tinnitus in both ears and a huge dong. Go me.

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by Somebody Else's Presents » Mon May 12, 2014 8:21 pm

SquintyMcSquint » Mon May 12, 2014 6:56 pm wrote:
Cal » Mon May 12, 2014 5:04 pm wrote:
Mommy » Mon May 12, 2014 3:53 pm wrote:Something to cure Tinnitus, with the side effect being penis enlargement.


Do you suffer from tinnitus, Mommy? I've had the condition in my left ear for about five years now. Sadly, no sign of cure or any chance of a penis enlargement, either. :(


I have tinnitus in both ears and a huge dong. Go me.


How do you get tinnitus in your dong?

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Heskimo
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by Heskimo » Mon May 12, 2014 8:48 pm

Mommy » Mon May 12, 2014 6:41 pm wrote:
Heskimo » Mon May 12, 2014 6:22 pm wrote:
Mommy » Mon May 12, 2014 3:53 pm wrote:Something to cure Tinnitus


As cool as any other awesome invention could be, I'd go for a little silence in my ears over any of them in a heartbeat.



Innit? Too much loud music has strawberry floated my hearing up big time. A constant static sound has been torturing me for ten years now.


Yup, sucks a big one. Got it from playing in a metal band in college in a practice room that reverberated so much that you had to whack everything up to get over the sound of the drums. They used to just ring for a day or two, but then one day they just never stopped. Been a good 8 years or so.

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by Wedgie » Mon May 12, 2014 8:50 pm


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Denster wrote:My phone messaged me yesterday after i'd encouraged him to download and play the RESi demo.


Super Intelligent Phones Are Here!!!! We are dooooomed!
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Death's Head
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by Death's Head » Mon May 12, 2014 10:08 pm

Light Sabre
Star Trek phaser
Wrist watch type device that lets me pause time

Yes?
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by Fatal Exception » Mon May 12, 2014 10:21 pm

Deathnote.

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by False » Mon May 12, 2014 10:22 pm

matrix tier vr

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by Advent7 » Mon May 12, 2014 10:30 pm

A hoverboard, and not one of those povvo mattel ones but a pit bull :datass:

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Jay Adama
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by Jay Adama » Tue May 13, 2014 1:01 am

Food replicators.

"Tea, Earl Grey, Hot... and some chips"

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Peter Crisp
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by Peter Crisp » Tue May 13, 2014 1:02 am

I'd like a Star Trek Replicator.
Even one just the size they have in standard cabins in next gen would do.

jiggles wrote:Nobody with a VR headset is going to be using it regularly this time next year, let alone in 4 years time.


Posted 16th March 2016. Let's see.
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by Learning Curve » Tue May 13, 2014 2:27 am

Neural interface system; like a headband or something that completely replaces all mice and keybaords and allows you to control gooseberry fool just by thinking about it.


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