Inventions You Would Buy Tomorrow If They Existed

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Tomous
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PostRe: Inventions You Would Buy Tomorrow If They Existed
by Tomous » Tue Nov 27, 2018 5:13 pm

Sandy wrote:
Tomous wrote:Something that reduces the negative effects on your body of things you consume...fatty foods, alcohol etc


David Nutt of Daily Mail hatred fame has been developing something called Alcosynth for the last few years. It'll basically have the effects of alcohol without so many of the negative side effects - liver damage and hangovers being the key mitigated issues.


That would be a huge gamechanger if it actually worked and went on sale.

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Partridge Iciclebubbles
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PostRe: Inventions You Would Buy Tomorrow If They Existed
by Partridge Iciclebubbles » Tue Nov 27, 2018 5:32 pm

I’d invent a Karl cloning machine so he could post more.

Karl wrote:
Poser wrote:An automated random thread bumper.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO


IT WORKED!!!!

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Alvin Flummux
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by Alvin Flummux » Wed Nov 28, 2018 4:32 am

This thing.

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PostRe: Inventions You Would Buy Tomorrow If They Existed
by Somebody Else's Presents » Wed Nov 28, 2018 7:05 am

Sandy wrote:
Tomous wrote:Something that reduces the negative effects on your body of things you consume...fatty foods, alcohol etc


David Nutt of Daily Mail hatred fame has been developing something called Alcosynth for the last few years. It'll basically have the effects of alcohol without so many of the negative side effects - liver damage and hangovers being the key mitigated issues.


That is literally Star Trek-level stuff.

http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Synthehol

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PostRe: Inventions You Would Buy Tomorrow If They Existed
by Curls » Wed Nov 28, 2018 10:46 am

The felix luck potion off of Harry Potter. Or a confidence potion, I think a boost in either of those right now would really do wonders for me, I can feel things in the cusp of my fingers that I may just feck up from lack of confidence or bad luck.

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Meep In Heavenly Peace
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PostRe: Inventions You Would Buy Tomorrow If They Existed
by Meep In Heavenly Peace » Wed Nov 28, 2018 11:44 am

I want some nanobots or something that will keep my body in perfect condition no matter what I eat or how little I exercise. I am not out of shape or anything, I just find the whole business of keeping healthy incredibly tedius.

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PostRe: Inventions You Would Buy Tomorrow If They Existed
by Chocolate-Milk » Wed Nov 28, 2018 1:07 pm



What I wouldn't give... :datass:

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PostRe: Inventions You Would Buy Tomorrow If They Existed
by abcd » Wed Nov 28, 2018 2:31 pm

Isn't that just a Rustlers burger?

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PostRe: Inventions You Would Buy Tomorrow If They Existed
by Yulehide » Wed Nov 28, 2018 2:54 pm

Sub dermal chloroplast implants that provide most of your bodies energy needs via photosynthesis.

Not so sure about having green skin but not needing to eat (or gooseberry fool) as often would be great.

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PostRe: Inventions You Would Buy Tomorrow If They Existed
by Vermi-Claus » Wed Nov 28, 2018 2:56 pm

Curls wrote:The felix luck potion off of Harry Potter




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