Is there a chance the track could bend?

A caller at this hour? You dial nine-one, then when I say so, dial one again.

Your headgear seems to be emitting a buzzing noise, sir. Perhaps you have a bee in your bonnet?

Marge! Get me my conversation hat!

Jimmy Shedders wrote:Your headgear seems to be emitting a buzzing noise, sir. Perhaps you have a bee in your bonnet?

BEE! AH!

I wonder if this Simpson fella is any relation.

I doubt it sir - they both spell and pronounce their surnames differently.

Dad...maybe this will cheer you up.
Dum dum dum dum
Aw, this doesn't work any more.... I didn't say stop!

Banjo wrote:
Jimmy Shedders wrote:Your headgear seems to be emitting a buzzing noise, sir. Perhaps you have a bee in your bonnet?

BEE! AH!

That hat has been with us for twenty years. It had one day left 'till retirement.

Remember when he ate my goldfish, and then you lied to me and said I never had any goldfish. But why did I have the bowl Bart? Why did I have the bowl?

A professional in an ape mask is still a professional.

Well, back on land my name was Homer Simpson... and I guess it is here, too.

Clarkman wrote:Dad...maybe this will cheer you up.
Dum dum dum dum
Aw, this doesn't work any more.... I didn't say stop!

Are you sure this is the Casino? Mr. Burns' Casino? I think I should call my manager..

Your manager says for you to shut up!

Vera said that?

I don't know where you magic pixies came from, but I like your pixie drink.

"Congratulations, you have just discovered a comet"

Nooooo!

*Let's go of baloon*

NOOOOO!

"Prez sez: School is for losers"

NOOOOO!

And later that morning they've reprinted the newspaper to feature Bart's comet.

Reverend Lovejoy: If anyone here knows why this couple should not be wed in holy matromony. Let him speak now, or forever hold his peace.
Homer: Da-da-da-da-da- HEY - Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-HEY

http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season7/fish6.mp3

Free mouthwash. Free shampoo. Free shower curtain!

Don't worry, Lise, there's nothing in here that you didn't see when dad boycotted pants.

All right, I admit it: I am the Lindbergh baby. Waah! Waah! Goo goo. I miss my fly-fly dada.

Hey, the lamps running away!

That's my dog, man

Bye Bye Lamp

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