'Its On Like Horsey Kong!' - THE GRAND FINAL 11.30pm!

Vote Garlic.

He is guaranteed to fall. so it's the obvious choice if you want one less horse to worry about in the final.

Come on, fellas, you know the final needs that slick factor that only Big Slick can provide.

8-)

If there one horse we don't need, it's that smelly, dirty, useless good for nothing Garlicky Aftertaste. He'll stink the joint out.

A vote for Lasty is a vote against nominative determinism!

Bloody nominative determinism!

Skippy wrote:I actually edited my bet from £20 on Chardoneigh to £10 each way.

Balls

I have you down as:

Skippy wrote:£5 on Chardoneigh e/w
£10 on France to win

JK, I wish I could fix it so Loopy Luigi dominates proceedings as he is despite having the stamina of Jimmy Five Bellies, but alas DML rejected my bribes rather violently.

Updated horse standings DML, or have I missed them somewhere? EDIT - Or is the winner of the final the overall winner, ignoring the total prize money won so far?

Also, vote Lasty or Zetta for wild card!!1! Help keep world peace!

Ropes wrote:
Skippy wrote:I actually edited my bet from £20 on Chardoneigh to £10 each way.

Balls

I have you down as:

Skippy wrote:£5 on Chardoneigh e/w
£10 on France to win

FFS I edited it again then

The wildcard horse for the IOLHK! Final as voted by you is....

Bluffed that gooseberry fool 8-)

You have until tonight to get your points on - draw tonight - race tomorrow.

Draw soon?

Mommy wrote:Draw soon?

Just sorting now.

Dubai, United Arab Emirates

THE IOLHK! HORSE OF THE YEAR GRAND FINAL - 1m2f - National Hunt (Jumps)

Prize Money Overall - $60,000

1st - $20,000 and 3 training points
2nd - $15,000 and 2 training points
3rd - $10,000 and 1 training point
4th - $7,000. 5th - $5,000, 6th - $3,000

L1JAJINSKY (ENG) - Mommy 4/6F
L2CHARDONEIGH (FRA) - Skippy 2/1
L3BANANAS ON THE BRIDGE (IRE) - Aaron 10/1
L4LOOPY LUIGI (JAP) - Ropes 12/1
L5PHYLLIS (AUS) - Nova 18/1
L6DOOR TO DOOR SALESMAN (USA) - Oh Teh Noes 33/1

The horse that wins the race will win the individual season and will be crowned HORSE OF THE YEAR.

If Jajinsky wins - England will take the team title.
If Loopy Luigi wins - Japan will take the team title.
Chardoneigh can win it for France if she wins and Jajinsky and Loopy Luigi do not make the podium.
Ireland, USA and Australia can only win the Horse Of The Year title now.

That's a pretty handy draw for Jajinsky!

Come on Luigi!

So could it be a two horse race? Jajinsky and Chardoneigh are the two everyone is talking about - the showdown between the worlds two finest jumpers - and fate draws them in Lanes 1 and 2 for the ultimate showdown. If anyone else wants to win it - they will have to seriously spoil the party. Its a race with lots of horses with decent stamina, but it will be the jumping that could make the difference...

Its female on female for the title as the big brown mare Jajinsky and French white filly Chardoneigh take on each other in Dubai tomorrow night. It will be a big upset if either doesn't win it, but the two best horses on form - Bananas On The Bridge and Loopy Luigi do lie in the next two lanes just to add some spice. Loopy Luigi is of real interest, because the friendly chesnut will need to overcome Jajinsky to take the title to Japan in what has been a tough week for the country.

Wildcard Door To Door Salesman will have to be at his absolute best to even be in this race, or could it be the Aussie causing one last huge shock?

Tomorrow - ITS ON LIKE HORSEY KONG!

DML wrote:Its female on female for the title as the big brown mare Jajinsky and French white filly Chardoneigh take on each other in Dubai tomorrow night.

Two girls, one cup.

strawberry float yes! BRING IT!

I'm excited for a simulated horse race :fp:

Me too.

And nervous.

Poor old Phyllis. Battles all the way to the final, then gets the worst lane draw it can get :lol:

Still got a sniff, mind.

DML, can we have a rough idea when the final will be tonight? I don't really want to be refreshing Off Topic all evening

'Its On Like Horsey Kong!' - THE GRAND FINAL 11.30pm!

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