"I've never seen no stars before"

Taken from Graham Linehan's blog, this is some of the commentary on the Nick Love-directed, Danny Dyer-starring Outlaw. It might well be the most unintentionally funny thing I've heard in months.

Oh, and warning: contains strong facking language, you nawty cahnts.

Last edited by Skippy on Mon Sep 21, 2009 5:33 pm, edited 1 time in total.

Scum.

Hilarious scum but scum nonetheless :lol:

"When Taxi Driver came out it got cunted!" :lol:

'Poblem ears - peepull ave to fink wile there watching it'

I love the bit where it says "They're used to you narra'in' it and that", pretty much suggesting people who watch Danny Dyer films are too thick to 'get' this. :lol:

And "I'll tell you what - MR. BEAN 2!" :lol:

Prooves ahm a good film mahker.

Weir in da wong game, aynt we!

"it got cunted" - :fp:

This is why cockneys are ridiculed.

The bit at the open when they imply that the Sun and the Mail are gospel

These facking claaahns.

I love ya ta death, son.

"they dunnae wanna fink"

Danny dyer - what a gulch.

Comparing his offering to Taxi Driver.

What's next - Dan brown is the new Shakespeare?

Denster wrote:Danny dyer - what a gulch.

Comparing his offering to Taxi Driver.

What's next - Dan brown is the new Shakespeare?

Nah mate that was Nicky Boy talking.

I fink.

These two muppets managed to make a film?

"It's a comment on a generation"
Well it ain't mine

Oh dear.

But hey, in 15 years time we'll be kicking ourselves.

Jimmy Shedders wrote:

Brilliant.

PostRe: "I've never seen no stars before" by **Abs** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 5:51 pm

PostRe: "I've never seen no stars before" by JK » Mon Sep 21, 2009 5:52 pm

I love this! :lol:

I'll strawberry floating pipe up it was loaded, you slags

That's brilliant.

"I've never seen no stars before"

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