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PostJermain Defoe cheats on Alexandra Burke with this...
by KK » Sun May 13, 2012 5:18 pm

Went from this:

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Defoe cheated on her with a SECOND woman.

Last night a pal said: “Alex is heartbroken but she has ended it. It’s all over. They are not together any more.”

We told last month how the Spurs striker, 29, cheated with model Laura Brown, 23. And today nurse Kirsty Crummey reveals she slept with him too.

The pal added: “Alex thought Jermain might be the one but has now decided to move on with her life.”

LOVE rat Jermain Defoe cheated on girlfriend Alexandra Burke — then RANG her as the lover he’d bedded looked on.

Nurse Kirsty Crummey told how the England ace brazenly made the call after inviting her to his mansion for sex six weeks ago.

She said last night: “I felt upset that Jermain would do it in front of me and I felt guilty for Alexandra.”

Shaken Kirsty is the SECOND girl with whom he has cheated on Alex. Yesterday the X Factor winner dumped him after The Sun’s revelations last month that he romped with Geordie model Laura Brown, 23.

Curvy Kirsty revealed the bed-hopping Spurs star:

PESTERED her to send him intimate naked pictures and videos;

BEGGED her to take part in a threesome with him;

SENT her explicit texts, and

ROMPED
with her in his walk-in wardrobe.

Raven-haired Kirsty, 26, told how she first slept with Defoe last year. The relationship cooled, but they kept in touch off and on with raunchy texts.

Then on March 30 when she was visiting London she got a call from him at 11.30pm inviting her to his five-bed £3.75million Hertfordshire mansion.

Kirsty said: “He messaged me asking if I would have a threesome but I said No.

“He gave me a hug on the doorstep. I said I had a headache and he gave me two pain-relief tablets in the kitchen.

“He had a bowl of Coco Pops and asked if I thought the milk smelled OK.”

Then he took her upstairs and they started having sex in his walk-in wardrobe.

Kirsty added: “After a few minutes we moved to a spare room. I guess he felt more comfortable there because it didn’t feel so much like cheating.

“I didn’t want to hear about Alexandra and he never mentioned her. I guessed he was with her but I didn’t want to know the truth.

“I’d fallen for him and I suppose I was fooling myself we could be together.”

She stayed the night and in the morning a pal drove Defoe to training. The footballer was in the passenger seat, with Kirsty behind him. That was when he made the call to Alex.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sh ... again.html

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PostRe: Jermain Defoe cheats on Alexandra Burke with this...
by SEP » Sun May 13, 2012 5:21 pm

Does Alexandra have a moustache in that first picture?

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by Preezy » Sun May 13, 2012 5:22 pm

Both do nothing for me.

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by Alvin Flummux » Sun May 13, 2012 5:22 pm

Somebody Else's Problem wrote:Does Alexandra have a moustache in that first picture?


That's Defoe.

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by Barley » Sun May 13, 2012 5:29 pm

Nice arse, but looks hideously ugly in that second picture.

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by Kanbei » Sun May 13, 2012 5:29 pm

Man the harpoons!

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by Fatal Exception » Sun May 13, 2012 5:34 pm

A black guy shagged an ugly fat white woman? Well I never.

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PostRe: Jermain Defoe cheats on Alexandra Burke with this...
by Bigerich » Sun May 13, 2012 5:37 pm

They're all hideously ugly.

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PostRe: Jermain Defoe cheats on Alexandra Burke with this...
by Lotus » Sun May 13, 2012 6:44 pm

Yeah, Alexandra Burke's hardly nice. And Defoe cheats on anyone he goes out with, doesn't seem to matter who it is or who with.

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PostRe: Jermain Defoe cheats on Alexandra Burke with this...
by Qikz » Sun May 13, 2012 7:12 pm

Bigerich wrote:They're all hideously ugly.


Probably no oil painting yourself though are you.

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PostRe: Jermain Defoe cheats on Alexandra Burke with this...
by Mafro » Sun May 13, 2012 7:21 pm

Fatal Exception wrote:A black guy shagged an ugly fat white woman? Well I never.

Go on...

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PostRe: Jermain Defoe cheats on Alexandra Burke with this...
by Mini E » Sun May 13, 2012 7:22 pm

Oh dear....

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PostRe: Jermain Defoe cheats on Alexandra Burke with this...
by Henke » Sun May 13, 2012 7:28 pm

Mafro wrote:
Fatal Exception wrote:A black guy shagged an ugly fat white woman? Well I never.

Go on...


Y'know.

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by $ilva $hadow » Sun May 13, 2012 8:00 pm

Mafro wrote:
Fatal Exception wrote:A black guy shagged an ugly fat white woman? Well I never.

Go on...




O please maf, we know it was you shagging that bird.

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by Lotus » Sun May 13, 2012 8:00 pm

Marfo :lol: :fp:

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by Rubix » Sun May 13, 2012 9:27 pm

Somebody Else's Problem wrote:Does Alexandra have a moustache in that first picture?


I thought that :lol:

They were both on this weeks (A league of their own) show :shifty:

Anyway lets get some better pictures up

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PostRe: Jermain Defoe cheats on Alexandra Burke with this...
by Frank » Sun May 13, 2012 9:30 pm

The only thing that redeems this thread is that glimpse of the Flying Fish in the first picture.

And the Swarm, obvs :datass:

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PostRe: Jermain Defoe cheats on Alexandra Burke with this...
by Turboman » Sun May 13, 2012 9:31 pm

There's something wrong with her top lip.

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by Little Old Man » Sun May 13, 2012 9:33 pm

Preezy wrote:Both do nothing for me.

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by Vermin » Sun May 13, 2012 9:47 pm

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