Joer Eats Food

PostRe: Joer Eats Food by **Victor Mildew** » Fri Apr 01, 2016 8:28 pm

Captain birds eye :lol:

It's just birds eye you twonk

PostRe: Joer Eats Food by **Skarjo** » Fri Apr 01, 2016 8:59 pm

Albear wrote:pot noodle is surely povvo tier over super noodles

No way, Pot Noodle is the convenience version of super noodles and convenience is always less povvo than the cupboard version.

Lern 2 povvo.

PostRe: Joer Eats Food by KK » Fri Apr 01, 2016 9:14 pm

Ad7 wrote:Captain birds eye

It's just birds eye you twonk

Well who's that bloke in blue on the box, Rolf Harris?

PostRe: Joer Eats Food by **Drumstick** » Fri Apr 01, 2016 9:16 pm

PostRe: Joer Eats Food by **Victor Mildew** » Fri Apr 01, 2016 9:26 pm

KK wrote:
Ad7 wrote:Captain birds eye

It's just birds eye you twonk

Well who's that bloke in blue on the box, Rolf Harris?

The company is called birds eye though, not captain birds eye.

PostRe: Joer Eats Food by **Herdanos** » Fri Apr 01, 2016 10:13 pm

Mr 'Lookat All Dem Povvos' is slummin it with the rest of us now, arguing over the bloke on the fish finger box.

PostRe: Joer Eats Food by **Dangerblade** » Sat Apr 02, 2016 12:06 am

Peak povvo has to be those 2p (yes, two pence) tins of ASDA brand baked beans. They're probably about 30p now...but still.

PostRe: Joer Eats Food by **degoose** » Sat Apr 02, 2016 9:37 am

I remember the good old days of kwik save back in the early 2000's. Some superb cheap and nasty stuff was available then . It made Iceland look upper class.

PostRe: Joer Eats Food by **Dowbocop** » Sat Apr 02, 2016 11:28 am

Iceland sell venison and loads of other speciality meats now. It's frozen, obviously, but it's still something interesting. I've got some frozen kangaroo burgers in my freezer (that they accidentally marked down as near to the use by date of January 2016, when the date was actually January 2017 :slol:

).

PostRe: Joer Eats Food by **Joer** » Sat Apr 02, 2016 7:38 pm

Things didn't go to plan with trying new food today as I wasn't at home for breakfast or lunch so for my dinner I'm adding some fish fingers to it so I can at least try something new today. Fish finger thoughts to follow shortly.

PostRe: Joer Eats Food by **Victor Mildew** » Sat Apr 02, 2016 7:41 pm

Hope they're captain birds eye.

PostRe: Joer Eats Food by **Joer** » Sat Apr 02, 2016 8:45 pm

So it turns out fish fingers no longer make me feel sick which is good. I didn't think they was anything special but obviously I appreciate that they're not regarded as the best fish I could have gone for for my first experience. Will have them with a few more dinners where I'm happy to say I actually like them before moving on to a proper fish dinner like cod or something along those lines.

Tomorrow is pizza day which I'm actually excited for. Not sure what to go for yet though.

PostRe: Joer Eats Food by **Starbreaker** » Sat Apr 02, 2016 9:04 pm

Joer wrote:Tomorrow is pizza day which I'm actually excited for. Not sure what to go for yet though.

What I would NOT recommend is ordering a Dominos: Revenge of the Meltdown 2 in large. Pull up a chair and I shall tell you my tale.

I ate it all and then spent the next day alternating between pooing out liquid fire, weeping, and and hosing myself off in the shower whilst weeping and wishing they made showers that sprayed milk that I could douse my anus which by that point had attained the surface temperature of the sun and was the approximate size of a tractor tyre.

Maybe go for a nice plain margharita.

PostRe: Joer Eats Food by **Rex Kramer** » Sat Apr 02, 2016 9:20 pm

If you've got a Tesco nearby then I'd heartily recommend this pizza

http://www.tesco.com/groceries/product/ ... =288697914

Don't go povvo on your first pizza.

PostRe: Joer Eats Food by **chalkitdown** » Sat Apr 02, 2016 9:24 pm

Joer wrote:I appreciate that they're not regarded as the best fish

It's barely even fish at all. It's like trying mcDonald's chicken nuggets as your first taste of chicken.

PostRe: Joer Eats Food by **Joer** » Sat Apr 02, 2016 9:30 pm

But a McChicken Nugget is the greatest source of chicken in the universe.

My first pizza is being ordered from Domino's I believe.

PostRe: Joer Eats Food by KK » Sat Apr 02, 2016 9:37 pm

Starbreaker wrote:
Joer wrote:Tomorrow is pizza day which I'm actually excited for. Not sure what to go for yet though.

What I would NOT recommend is ordering a Dominos: Revenge of the Meltdown 2 in large. Pull up a chair and I shall tell you my tale.

I ate it all and then spent the next day alternating between pooing out liquid fire, weeping, and and hosing myself off in the shower whilst weeping and wishing they made showers that sprayed milk that I could douse my anus which by that point had attained the surface temperature of the sun and was the approximate size of a tractor tyre.

This was my favourite Domino's of all time. Shame they don't do it any more.

PostRe: Joer Eats Food by **Rocsteady** » Sun Apr 03, 2016 9:24 am

I honestly cannot believe some people in here believe unsmoked bacon is pointless, the hell. Do people not like the taste of proper crisped up meat? Smoked's comparatively shite.

PostRe: Joer Eats Food by **Peter Crisp** » Sun Apr 03, 2016 9:29 am

I prefer unsmoked and have some in the fridge.

PostRe: Joer Eats Food by **Joer** » Sun Apr 03, 2016 12:04 pm

Just tried a slice of ham and cheese each and neither tasted horrible so i've made some ham and cheese rolls for lunch. I think a lot of these things will probably just take some getting used to as nothing i've tried so far has been a bad taste, just a new one really.

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