Karen Matthews sentenced

PostKaren Matthews sentenced by **Drunken_Master** » Fri Jan 23, 2009 1:09 pm

8 years!

Who knew eh?

YYAAAYY!!!! She was like minging!

There's no way Michael Donovan will last eight years.

PostRe: Karen Matthews sentenced by **massimo** » Fri Jan 23, 2009 1:17 pm

I really want one of those t-shirts.

PostRe: Karen Matthews sentenced by **Denster** » Fri Jan 23, 2009 1:18 pm

DRUNKEN MASTER IS A BASTARD!!!
:mrgreen:

though!

PostRe: Karen Matthews sentenced by **Octoroc** » Fri Jan 23, 2009 1:20 pm

It's sad though really.

The little lads in that photo look kinda scared.

What a b!tch.

PostRe: Karen Matthews sentenced by **Hexx** » Fri Jan 23, 2009 1:55 pm

At least she wont have to worry about Prison rape.

PostRe: Karen Matthews sentenced by **<]:^D** » Fri Jan 23, 2009 2:55 pm

Hexx wrote:At least she wont have to worry about Prison rape.

Women rape too. And it's worse than a penis; they'll probably use a rusty screwdriver or something.

PostRe: Karen Matthews sentenced by **SEP** » Fri Jan 23, 2009 2:57 pm

<]:^D wrote:
Hexx wrote:At least she wont have to worry about Prison rape.

Women rape too. And it's worse than a penis; they'll probably use a rusty screwdriver or something.

Yeah, but she's minging. No-one would want to rape that misshapen bag of shite.

MCN wrote:
<]:^D wrote:
Hexx wrote:At least she wont have to worry about Prison rape.

Women rape too. And it's worse than a penis; they'll probably use a rusty screwdriver or something.

Yeah, but she's minging. No-one would want to rape that misshapen bag of shite.

You say that, yet she's got six kids. By six different fathers!

No chocolate ones though, which goes to show you, black guys are more discerning.

PostRe: Karen Matthews sentenced by **SEP** » Fri Jan 23, 2009 3:10 pm

Drunken_Master wrote:
MCN wrote:
<]:^D wrote:
Hexx wrote:At least she wont have to worry about Prison rape.

Women rape too. And it's worse than a penis; they'll probably use a rusty screwdriver or something.

Yeah, but she's minging. No-one would want to rape that misshapen bag of shite.

You say that, yet she's got six kids. By six different fathers!

No chocolate ones though, which goes to show you, black guys are more discerning.

Michael Donovan blatantly only went with her for the kids, bloody perv that he is.

MCN wrote:
Drunken_Master wrote:
MCN wrote:
<]:^D wrote:
Hexx wrote:At least she wont have to worry about Prison rape.

Women rape too. And it's worse than a penis; they'll probably use a rusty screwdriver or something.

Yeah, but she's minging. No-one would want to rape that misshapen bag of shite.

You say that, yet she's got six kids. By six different fathers!

No chocolate ones though, which goes to show you, black guys are more discerning.

Michael Donovan blatantly only went with her for the kids, bloody perv that he is.

He was the simple uncle. Her paedo partner was Craig something.

PostRe: Karen Matthews sentenced by **SEP** » Fri Jan 23, 2009 3:14 pm

Drunken_Master wrote:
MCN wrote:
Drunken_Master wrote:
MCN wrote:
<]:^D wrote:
Hexx wrote:At least she wont have to worry about Prison rape.

Women rape too. And it's worse than a penis; they'll probably use a rusty screwdriver or something.

Yeah, but she's minging. No-one would want to rape that misshapen bag of shite.

You say that, yet she's got six kids. By six different fathers!

No chocolate ones though, which goes to show you, black guys are more discerning.

Michael Donovan blatantly only went with her for the kids, bloody perv that he is.

He was the simple uncle. Her paedo partner was Craig something.

Meh, who cares what their names are? They're all bloody scum who give the rest of us unemployed a bad name.

So um, what happened? What's going on? :oops:

PostRe: Karen Matthews sentenced by **HrC** » Fri Jan 23, 2009 3:25 pm

Completely forgot about this case, I guess its a good result though.

Thought the Dennyshop was a masterstroke though.

PostRe: Karen Matthews sentenced by **Rex Kramer** » Fri Jan 23, 2009 3:56 pm

The judge said it was doubtful Matthews and Donovan could have planned and carried out the kidnap without other people.

He said: "Having regard to their low intellect... it must be doubtful whether they could have conceived or continued these offences without the assistance or connivance of others.

"The pre-sentence report in Matthews' case comments that neither defendant seems to have the cognitive ability to devise and orchestrate such an elaborate offence with any degree of likelihood of success."

PostRe: Karen Matthews sentenced by **Hexx** » Fri Jan 23, 2009 3:57 pm

emilythestrange wrote:So um, what happened? What's going on?

8 years each, and the Judge basically called them stupid scum :lol:

PostRe: Karen Matthews sentenced by **SEP** » Fri Jan 23, 2009 3:57 pm

Rex Kramer wrote:
The judge said it was doubtful Matthews and Donovan could have planned and carried out the kidnap without other people.

He said: "Having regard to their low intellect... it must be doubtful whether they could have conceived or continued these offences without the assistance or connivance of others.

"The pre-sentence report in Matthews' case comments that neither defendant seems to have the cognitive ability to devise and orchestrate such an elaborate offence with any degree of likelihood of success."

Basically, they're too thick to have done this alone.

PostRe: Karen Matthews sentenced by **Eighthours** » Fri Jan 23, 2009 3:57 pm

I love the judge's verdict that Karen/Michael probably had help because they were of such limited intellect they couldn't have organised the kidnapping and subsequent cover-up by themselves! :lol:

Sub-human pond life.

PostRe: Karen Matthews sentenced by **Cal** » Fri Jan 23, 2009 4:12 pm

I don't know what to think about this. Eight years seems a bit steep, is all. I don't defend for one moment what these idiots did, it was clearly wrong on every level, but I can't quite see how what Mrs Matthews did equates to eight years in chokey (four of which will be served). My guess is it's a couple of years for the offence of 'false imprisonment' (Boy George just got 15 months for pretty much the same thing), maybe another year for trying to pull off a fraud and another five for making muppets of the Police. They do, after all, seem to 'bear more grudges than lonely High Court Judges...' (The Mozz).

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