Last film you watched and your rating

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by Partridge Iciclebubbles » Tue Dec 04, 2018 6:15 pm

Saigon Slick wrote:I feel like Banjo is taking huge advantage of having a Sky box and smashing through everything available on the medium this week. :lol:


Just wait until you see all the stuff he ordered on Sky Store. :datass:

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PostRe: Last film you watched and your rating
by Saigon Slick » Tue Dec 04, 2018 6:17 pm

Oh no :dread:

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by Floex » Tue Dec 04, 2018 6:22 pm

The admiration of Banjo has gone through the roof after that Covenant review :wub: Anyone who likes that film is a danger to society and a danger to themselves.

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PostRe: Last film you watched and your rating
by Rudolphin » Tue Dec 04, 2018 6:34 pm

Banjo wrote:I just watched Alien Covenant. 1/10. Worse than Alien Resurrection. Not even joking. Would actually rate that alongside AVP2 for how unbelievably abysmal it was. I would have felt so angry if I had paid money to see that.


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One of the worst films I've ever seen at the cinema. It's way, way worse than Resurrection (which I unironically like) and makes Prometheus look like the strawberry floating Smiling Madonna wiz za big boobies.

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PostRe: Last film you watched and your rating
by Banjo » Tue Dec 04, 2018 6:46 pm

Resurrection is balls, but at the very least it has some schlocky qualities and fun performances (Ron Perlman is a good laugh and Sigourney Weaver still has fantastic presence in it), and Jeunet as a visual director brings a hell of a lot to the table. When Resurrection gooseberry fools its pants, it does so in a manner that still provides laughs. Covenant is navel-gazing tripe when even the peak bollocks is just plain boring: Michael Fassbender teaching Michael Fassbender how to play the penny whistle should be one of the greatest 'what the strawberry float am I watching?' moments in cinema history, but instead it was purest tedium.

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by Yubel » Tue Dec 04, 2018 8:55 pm

Batman Ninja.

Brilliantly animated film that's truly gorgeous at times, you can tell they went all out with the theme.

I did feel it went a tad overboard with the monkey formation and Bat-god, although the general plot, along with a repertoire of twists (some more predictable than others) and characters - Harley and Joker especially keep you on your toes - left me thoroughly entertained.


8/10

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by Wedgie » Tue Dec 04, 2018 10:01 pm

Banjo wrote:
OrangeReindeer wrote:Did you at least like Fassbender in it?

Well, I was entertained in a slightly baffled way? But the entire film, which includes Fassbender by extension, was unmitigated bollocks.

Preezy wrote:Covenant was a bad Alien film, but it was a perfectly watchable sci-fi action horror movie.

As above, it was nonsense, which in itself makes it watchable. But let's not equate it with competence. Film was an absolute mess, and I'm not sure where I read it, but surely there were cheaper ways for Ridley Scott to tell Fassbender that he wanted to strawberry float him. Dreadful CGI, worse acting than Prometheus (I was initially gutted for Noomi Rapace getting shitcanned but she dodged a bullet), just an overrall farce of a movie. I watched Life earlier today, that was far from great but it showed up just how bad Covenant is. Actual 1/10.

Only decent moment of the film (yeah I don't give a strawberry float about spoilers for this shite) was the Alien Vs Truckasaurus moment near the end. I burst out laughing at it.



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PostRe: Last film you watched and your rating
by Ecno » Tue Dec 04, 2018 10:16 pm

Watched Rear Window at the weekend. I could tell it was a solid piece of film making but wasn't particularly engrossed. Perhaps because of the Simpsons episode parody.

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by floydfreak » Tue Dec 04, 2018 11:23 pm

grace kelly though :datass:

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PostRe: Last film you watched and your rating
by OrangeReindeer » Wed Dec 05, 2018 10:03 am

Partridge Iciclebubbles wrote:
OrangeReindeer wrote:Alien = Aliens >>> Alien 3 >>> Covenant > Prometheus > Resurrection

Bow before my correctness


Prometheus is better than Covenant, but otherwise you are correct.


I have never seen Prometheus all the way through because it is mind numbingly boring

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PostRe: Last film you watched and your rating
by Partridge Iciclebubbles » Wed Dec 05, 2018 10:21 am

OrangeReindeer wrote:
Partridge Iciclebubbles wrote:
OrangeReindeer wrote:Alien = Aliens >>> Alien 3 >>> Covenant > Prometheus > Resurrection

Bow before my correctness


Prometheus is better than Covenant, but otherwise you are correct.


I have never seen Prometheus all the way through because it is mind numbingly boring


And yet is still better than Covenant.

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PostRe: Last film you watched and your rating
by Saigon Slick » Wed Dec 05, 2018 10:24 am

Plane movies:

Mission Impossible 6 - 6/10
Ocean’s 8 - 7/10
The Predator - can’t score it
Isle of Dogs - 9/10
Tomb Raider - 6/10
Rampage - 7/10
The Meg - 10/10

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PostRe: Last film you watched and your rating
by Albear » Wed Dec 05, 2018 10:49 am

Is the predator really that bad? :(

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PostRe: Last film you watched and your rating
by Preezy » Wed Dec 05, 2018 11:53 am

I refuse to watch it, sounds strawberry floating awful.

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PostRe: Last film you watched and your rating
by OrangeReindeer » Wed Dec 05, 2018 12:00 pm

I haven't seen the Meg but I would not expect a 10/10 from the trailer :lol:

Isle of Dogs is definitely great though. I liked Tomb Raider for what it was too tbh, it's fine and watchable

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PostRe: Last film you watched and your rating
by Vermi-Claus » Wed Dec 05, 2018 2:23 pm

Loved Isle of Dogs, but then i always enjoy Wes Anderson movies anyways.

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PostRe: Last film you watched and your rating
by Wedgie » Wed Dec 05, 2018 10:15 pm

The Predator is that bad.

It’s the franchise’s equivalent of Robocop 3. So corny, so cheesy and both features a kid. And it have cheesy humour as well.

It’s my number one worst movie of 2018.m

Anyway...

Tomb Raider (2018) 6/10

At least it’s faithful to the reboot. “Oh no I killed a guy!” and then proceed happily to kill some more that would made John Rambo cry with pride.

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PostRe: Last film you watched and your rating
by BORbles » Wed Dec 05, 2018 10:53 pm

Albear wrote:Is the predator really that bad? :(

Yeah it is. I rated it 5/10 in a couple of pages back.

It was just boring I thought.

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PostRe: Last film you watched and your rating
by shy guy 64 » Wed Dec 05, 2018 11:02 pm

well i saw ralph breaks the internet on friday and i enjoyed it greatly full marks id say

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PostRe: Last film you watched and your rating
by Preezy » Wed Dec 05, 2018 11:19 pm

Dr. Strangelove - 10/10

First time watching this, it was fantastic.


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