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Re: Lawns and Gardening

Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2021 1:51 pm
by OrangeRKN
BID0 wrote:Team artificial. Haven't had to mow or water the lawn for over 5 years now and I never want to do it again :datass:


You don't need to water a real lawn either...

Re: Lawns and Gardening

Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2021 3:06 pm
by BID0
OrangeRKN wrote:
BID0 wrote:Team artificial. Haven't had to mow or water the lawn for over 5 years now and I never want to do it again :datass:


You don't need to water a real lawn either...

You do if you want a decent looking and feeling one

Re: Lawns and Gardening

Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2021 3:09 pm
by OrangeRKN
Sorry I just assumed you didn't care about how it looked because you have astroturf

Re: Lawns and Gardening

Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2021 4:30 pm
by Victor Mildew
BID0 wrote:
OrangeRKN wrote:
BID0 wrote:Team artificial. Haven't had to mow or water the lawn for over 5 years now and I never want to do it again :datass:


You don't need to water a real lawn either...

You do if you want a decent looking and feeling one


That's not true at all though, unless you live in Saudi Arabia or something, then your lawn gets adequet water from the weather, and even if there's some stupid drought on, even if it all dies and goes yellow, it'll will come back as good as ever. Grass is persistent stuff.

Re: Lawns and Gardening

Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2021 4:47 pm
by Oblomov Boblomov
Victor Mildew wrote:
BID0 wrote:
OrangeRKN wrote:
BID0 wrote:Team artificial. Haven't had to mow or water the lawn for over 5 years now and I never want to do it again :datass:


You don't need to water a real lawn either...

You do if you want a decent looking and feeling one


That's not true at all though, unless you live in Saudi Arabia or something, then your lawn gets adequet water from the weather, and even if there's some stupid drought on, even if it all dies and goes yellow, it'll will come back as good as ever. Grass is persistent stuff.

Ad thinks 'dead and yellow' is a decent look confirmed.

Re: Lawns and Gardening

Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2021 5:03 pm
by BID0
Oblomov Boblomov wrote:
Victor Mildew wrote:
BID0 wrote:
OrangeRKN wrote:
BID0 wrote:Team artificial. Haven't had to mow or water the lawn for over 5 years now and I never want to do it again :datass:


You don't need to water a real lawn either...

You do if you want a decent looking and feeling one


That's not true at all though, unless you live in Saudi Arabia or something, then your lawn gets adequet water from the weather, and even if there's some stupid drought on, even if it all dies and goes yellow, it'll will come back as good as ever. Grass is persistent stuff.

Ad thinks 'dead and yellow' is a decent look confirmed.

the state of his grass in the summer

Re: Lawns and Gardening

Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2021 5:15 pm
by Moggy
Oblomov Boblomov wrote:
Victor Mildew wrote:
BID0 wrote:
OrangeRKN wrote:
BID0 wrote:Team artificial. Haven't had to mow or water the lawn for over 5 years now and I never want to do it again :datass:


You don't need to water a real lawn either...

You do if you want a decent looking and feeling one


That's not true at all though, unless you live in Saudi Arabia or something, then your lawn gets adequet water from the weather, and even if there's some stupid drought on, even if it all dies and goes yellow, it'll will come back as good as ever. Grass is persistent stuff.

Ad thinks 'dead and yellow' is a decent look confirmed.


I imagine Bin Bint is on a forum somewhere complaining about her neighbour (she calls him Misery Man) and his crap lawn.

Re: Lawns and Gardening

Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2021 5:20 pm
by Albert
Oblomov Boblomov wrote:
Victor Mildew wrote:
BID0 wrote:
OrangeRKN wrote:
BID0 wrote:Team artificial. Haven't had to mow or water the lawn for over 5 years now and I never want to do it again :datass:


You don't need to water a real lawn either...

You do if you want a decent looking and feeling one


That's not true at all though, unless you live in Saudi Arabia or something, then your lawn gets adequet water from the weather, and even if there's some stupid drought on, even if it all dies and goes yellow, it'll will come back as good as ever. Grass is persistent stuff.

Ad thinks 'dead and yellow' is a decent look confirmed.


:lol:

Re: Lawns and Gardening

Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2021 5:45 pm
by Drumstick
Moggy wrote:I imagine Bin Bint is on a forum somewhere complaining about her neighbour (she calls him Misery Man) and his crap lawn.

:lol:

Re: Lawns and Gardening

Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2021 5:47 pm
by Victor Mildew
Dead and yellow, like my soul

Re: Lawns and Gardening

Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2021 6:28 pm
by Albert
And your women

Re: Lawns and Gardening

Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2021 10:29 pm
by poshrule_uk
Victor Mildew wrote:
BID0 wrote:
OrangeRKN wrote:
BID0 wrote:Team artificial. Haven't had to mow or water the lawn for over 5 years now and I never want to do it again :datass:


You don't need to water a real lawn either...

You do if you want a decent looking and feeling one


That's not true at all though, unless you live in Saudi Arabia or something, then your lawn gets adequet water from the weather, and even if there's some stupid drought on, even if it all dies and goes yellow, it'll will come back as good as ever. Grass is persistent stuff.


Watering your lawn is a waste of water as it serves no benefit.

Re: Lawns and Gardening

Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2021 10:34 pm
by Pancake
Albear wrote:And your women

:slol: