LewisD's work stories

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PostLewisD's work stories
by Poser » Tue Oct 17, 2017 10:47 am

LewisD has regaled us with so many of his favourite stories about the stuff he gets up to at work over the years.

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Rex Kramer wrote:And remember what he did to the milk. Jesus, picture being the one who drank that afterwards. :dread:


Hyperion wrote:Imagine if that colleague is the guy whose missus Lewis shagged!


What were your favourites? Post them here!

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PostRe: LewisD's work stories
by LewisD » Tue Oct 17, 2017 11:11 am

My boss' reaction when he reads this thread:

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PostRe: LewisD's work stories
by Victor Mildew » Tue Oct 17, 2017 11:55 am

Hah, well at least he doesn't know you fingered his wife that time.

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PostRe: LewisD's work stories
by Hypes » Tue Oct 17, 2017 12:44 pm

Lewis fingered his mother-in-law???

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PostRe: LewisD's work stories
by Squinty » Tue Oct 17, 2017 12:45 pm

Stay classy Lewis, you crazy holocaust denier.

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PostRe: LewisD's work stories
by Moggy » Tue Oct 17, 2017 12:56 pm

Is it probably best we don’t mention the time that Lewis stole loads of money from the company?

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PostRe: LewisD's work stories
by Errkal » Tue Oct 17, 2017 1:09 pm

Moggy wrote:Is it probably best we don’t mention the time that Lewis stole loads of money from the company?

If you consider taking money from capitalist pigs to buy nice breakfast ingredients stealing then yes that is what he did.

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PostRe: LewisD's work stories
by Moggy » Tue Oct 17, 2017 1:12 pm

Errkal wrote:
Moggy wrote:Is it probably best we don’t mention the time that Lewis stole loads of money from the company?

If you consider taking money from capitalist pigs to buy nice breakfast ingredients stealing then yes that is what he did.


I had forgotten that.

I was thinking of the time he stole a few hundred quid so he could buy some headphones.

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PostRe: LewisD's work stories
by Hexx » Tue Oct 17, 2017 1:13 pm

Hyperion wrote:Lewis fingered his mother-in-law???


To be fair she was asleep at the time

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PostRe: LewisD's work stories
by Rex Kramer » Tue Oct 17, 2017 1:17 pm

Hexx wrote:
Hyperion wrote:Lewis fingered his mother-in-law???


To be fair she was asleep at the time

Well, Rohypnol will do that to you.

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PostRe: LewisD's work stories
by Errkal » Tue Oct 17, 2017 1:19 pm

Rex Kramer wrote:
Hexx wrote:
Hyperion wrote:Lewis fingered his mother-in-law???


To be fair she was asleep at the time

Well, Rohypnol will do that to you.

If she don't remember it then it may as well have no happened, so its fine.

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PostRe: LewisD's work stories
by Ironhide » Tue Oct 17, 2017 2:37 pm

Its a damn shame what he did to that dog.

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PostRe: LewisD's work stories
by Rex Kramer » Tue Oct 17, 2017 2:40 pm

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I wonder how many of those are Lewis' colleagues.

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PostRe: LewisD's work stories
by Rax » Tue Oct 17, 2017 3:42 pm

Ironhide wrote:Its a damn shame what he did to that dog.

Its the Llamas I feel bad for. :cry:

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PostRe: LewisD's work stories
by Pedz » Tue Oct 17, 2017 5:39 pm

Isn't this the guy that banged all the legal aged school girls when he was a chef?

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PostRe: LewisD's work stories
by Moggy » Tue Oct 17, 2017 5:40 pm

Pedz wrote:Isn't this the guy that banged all the legal aged school girls when he was a chef?


Legal? Depends which country’s law you are applying...

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PostRe: LewisD's work stories
by Errkal » Tue Oct 17, 2017 5:44 pm

Moggy wrote:
Pedz wrote:Isn't this the guy that banged all the legal aged school girls when he was a chef?


Legal? Depends which country’s law you are applying...

Well not this one obviously, I'm pretty sure he was into Asian food at the time and said he was eating s much he felt like he was there and so because of that it was ok.

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PostRe: LewisD's work stories
by Rightey » Tue Oct 17, 2017 6:13 pm

Lewis when he sees his father in law post on here...

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PostRe: LewisD's work stories
by Qikz » Tue Oct 17, 2017 7:07 pm

I still remember that time Brer Lewis wanked on that mannequin.

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PostRe: LewisD's work stories
by Denster » Sat Oct 21, 2017 10:23 am

That wasn’t a mannequin. Just MCN sitting very, very still.


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