Living on Mars was a terrible idea now off to Venus.

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PostRe: Living on Mars was a terrible idea now off to Venus.
by Lagamorph » Tue May 16, 2017 1:14 pm

Floex wrote:Dammit, I missed out on buggy action.

Ok, I'm looking at some sort of high command pilot position. Getting us around the galaxy, docking down into planets, surveying landscapes, that sort of thing.

No flying after 7:30 though, man needs his downtime.

Surveys are for chumps, we'll just be heading straight down.
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PostRe: Living on Mars was a terrible idea now off to Venus.
by Poser » Tue May 16, 2017 1:37 pm

Dowbocop wrote:I do photos of eyeballs for a living so I can treat the Venusian blind.

8-)

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PostRe: Living on Mars was a terrible idea now off to Venus.
by Moggy » Tue May 16, 2017 2:05 pm

Poser wrote:
Dowbocop wrote:I do photos of eyeballs for a living so I can treat the Venusian blind.

8-)

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If I wasn't busy playing with my goo, I would chuck him off the ship for that.
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PostRe: Living on Mars was a terrible idea now off to Venus.
by Peter Crisp » Tue May 16, 2017 2:21 pm

Dowbocop wrote:I do photos of eyeballs for a living so I can treat the Venusian blind.


That's lucky as I had an eye op just a few years ago and my eyes are going to gooseberry fool again so I'm off to the hospital soon for more checks and perhaps another op so you can maybe be the first person to do a complex medical procedure on Venus :D .
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jiggles wrote:Nobody with a VR headset is going to be using it regularly this time next year, let alone in 4 years time.


Posted 16th March 2016. Let's see.
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PostRe: Living on Mars was a terrible idea now off to Venus.
by Peter Crisp » Tue May 16, 2017 2:23 pm

Lagamorph wrote:
Floex wrote:Dammit, I missed out on buggy action.

Ok, I'm looking at some sort of high command pilot position. Getting us around the galaxy, docking down into planets, surveying landscapes, that sort of thing.

No flying after 7:30 though, man needs his downtime.

Surveys are for chumps, we'll just be heading straight down.


Yep, real men don't bother checking what's about and just stumble round hoping to bump into stuff and then getting horribly killed.
Or they get horny and get killed while having sexy time in the shower.

By all means do surveys but don't expect anyone to take a blind bit of notice.
jiggles wrote:Nobody with a VR headset is going to be using it regularly this time next year, let alone in 4 years time.


Posted 16th March 2016. Let's see.
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PostRe: Living on Mars was a terrible idea now off to Venus.
by Ironhide » Tue May 16, 2017 2:37 pm

I'll be the token disabled scientist who dies horribly when the gooseberry fool hits the fan.
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PostRe: Living on Mars was a terrible idea now off to Venus.
by Rax » Tue May 16, 2017 2:49 pm

Ill be the deranged guy who keeps throwing gooseberry fool at the fan.
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PostRe: Living on Mars was a terrible idea now off to Venus.
by Floex » Tue May 16, 2017 2:54 pm

Peter Crisp wrote:
Lagamorph wrote:
Floex wrote:Dammit, I missed out on buggy action.

Ok, I'm looking at some sort of high command pilot position. Getting us around the galaxy, docking down into planets, surveying landscapes, that sort of thing.

No flying after 7:30 though, man needs his downtime.

Surveys are for chumps, we'll just be heading straight down.


Yep, real men don't bother checking what's about and just stumble round hoping to bump into stuff and then getting horribly killed.
Or they get horny and get killed while having sexy time in the shower.

By all means do surveys but don't expect anyone to take a blind bit of notice.


I would be drinking on the job if that is any help.
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PostRe: Living on Mars was a terrible idea now off to Venus.
by Moggy » Tue May 16, 2017 2:57 pm

Ironhide wrote:I'll be the token disabled scientist who dies horribly when the gooseberry fool hits the fan.


It's well known that Venus is populated by giant hornets.

RIP in peace Ironhide. :cry:
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by Cheeky Devlin » Tue May 16, 2017 2:59 pm

I'll be the stowaway, living off stolen supplies during the voyage before finding religion and founding a new Church worshipping the giant hornets when we get there.
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PostRe: Living on Mars was a terrible idea now off to Venus.
by Peter Crisp » Tue May 16, 2017 3:01 pm

Floex wrote:I would be drinking on the job if that is any help.


Being hammered at key times is a positive bonus on this trip.
jiggles wrote:Nobody with a VR headset is going to be using it regularly this time next year, let alone in 4 years time.


Posted 16th March 2016. Let's see.
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PostRe: Living on Mars was a terrible idea now off to Venus.
by Lagamorph » Tue May 16, 2017 3:18 pm

Peter Crisp wrote:
Floex wrote:I would be drinking on the job if that is any help.


Being hammered at key times is a positive bonus on this trip.

As Captain I intend to make it mandatory that all crew members undergo breathalyser testing at the start of their shift to ensure nobody is sober at work.
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PostRe: Living on Mars was a terrible idea now off to Venus.
by Meep » Tue May 16, 2017 7:37 pm

My job atm mostly consists of picking up after people who fail to do theirs, so got you covered I suppose.
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PostRe: Living on Mars was a terrible idea now off to Venus.
by Qikz » Tue May 16, 2017 7:38 pm

Cheeky Devlin wrote:I'll be the stowaway, living off stolen supplies during the voyage before finding religion and founding a new Church worshipping the giant hornets when we get there.


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PostRe: Living on Mars was a terrible idea now off to Venus.
by Alvin Flummux » Tue May 16, 2017 8:14 pm

Floex wrote:Dammit, I missed out on buggy action.


You can have buggy privileges for times when I turn up to work drunk or get sick with Space Madness.

When you're not piloting the ship, anyway.
Jupiter is in your sun sign this week, making it pretty crowded in there, what with Jupiter being the largest of the planets and all.
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PostRe: Living on Mars was a terrible idea now off to Venus.
by Squinty » Tue May 16, 2017 9:13 pm

Dowbocop wrote:I do photos of eyeballs for a living so I can treat the Venusian blind.


Clever :nod:

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