Man defends cementing own head in microwave and doesn't care what people think

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PostMan defends cementing own head in microwave and doesn't care what people think
by KingK » Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:44 pm

is this guy for real?

A Wolverhampton man who cemented his head inside a microwave said he "doesn't care" what people think.
Jay Swingler, 22, had to be freed by firefighters after the stunt, filmed for his YouTube channel, took a dangerous turn.
He said emergency services' time was not wasted, because "they saved my life".
West Midlands Fire Service said it would not charge the £650 deployment fee as his life was in genuine danger.


Future Darwin Award winner here surely.

Can't believe he defends his actions and thinks it's ok to waste the firefighters time. :fp:

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by Saint of Killers » Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:57 pm

:roll: It's not wasting their time if he intentionally and wholly unnecessarily put my his own life at risk. And anyway, what about people who drink and drive?!

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by Lagamorph » Fri Dec 08, 2017 10:48 pm

That is not a sentence I expected to read today.

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by Alvin Flummux » Fri Dec 08, 2017 10:54 pm

This seems like the sort of thing that Florida Man might do.

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by Frank » Fri Dec 08, 2017 10:55 pm

Saint of Killers wrote::roll: It's not wasting their time if he intentionally and wholly unnecessarily put my own life at risk.


SoK is Microwave Man. CONFIRMED.

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by Saint of Killers » Fri Dec 08, 2017 11:02 pm

:lol:

There's, like, zero evidence of that! Legit. *cough* t:wear-caps?f=7 :shifty:

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by floydfreak » Sat Dec 09, 2017 12:23 am

is the guy a retard? whoever thinks cementing their own head into a microwave is a serious window licker weirdo shouting a cheese in tesco mong.

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by Trelliz » Sat Dec 09, 2017 8:42 pm

That guy seems pretty normal and intelligent...for wolverhampton.

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by smurphy » Sun Dec 10, 2017 7:24 pm

After this and that woman who shot her husband with a Desert Eagle I like to think YouTube 'pranks' have restarted natural selection.

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by Preezy » Sun Dec 10, 2017 7:26 pm

Breeding licenses.

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by Squinty » Mon Dec 11, 2017 9:29 pm

He deserves a slap.

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by lex-man » Mon Dec 11, 2017 10:27 pm

They should have left part of the cement on his head as a punishment.

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by Tragic Magic » Mon Dec 11, 2017 11:42 pm

I hate myself for giving that retard more views on YouTube but it really had to be seen to be believed. What a strawberry floating idiot. :|

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by Knoyleo » Tue Dec 12, 2017 8:46 am

Tragic Magic wrote:I hate myself for giving that retard more views on YouTube but it really had to be seen to be believed. What a strawberry floating idiot. :|

That's the kind of gooseberry fool YouTube ought to demonetise completely.

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by Green Gecko » Tue Dec 12, 2017 2:16 pm

I lol'd at "it's expanding!" Of course it's expanding, you added water to a dry mix you strawberry floating cretin.

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