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Man defends cementing own head in microwave and doesn't care what people think
Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:44 pm
by KingK
is this guy for real?Future Darwin Award winner here surely.
Can't believe he defends his actions and thinks it's ok to waste the firefighters time.
Re: Man defends cementing own head in microwave and doesn't care what people think
Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:57 pm
by Saint of Killers
It's not wasting their time if he intentionally and wholly unnecessarily put
my his own life at risk. And anyway, what about people who drink and drive?!
edit fail
Re: Man defends cementing own head in microwave and doesn't care what people think
Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 10:48 pm
by Lagamorph
That is not a sentence I expected to read today.
Re: Man defends cementing own head in microwave and doesn't care what people think
Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 10:54 pm
by Alvin Flummux
This seems like the sort of thing that
Florida Man might do.
Re: Man defends cementing own head in microwave and doesn't care what people think
Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 10:55 pm
by Frank
Saint of Killers wrote::roll: It's not wasting their time if he intentionally and wholly unnecessarily put my own life at risk.
SoK is Microwave Man. CONFIRMED.
Re: Man defends cementing own head in microwave and doesn't care what people think
Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 11:02 pm
by Saint of Killers
There's, like, zero evidence of that! Legit. *cough*
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Re: Man defends cementing own head in microwave and doesn't care what people think
Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2017 12:23 am
by floydfreak
is the guy a retard? whoever thinks cementing their own head into a microwave is a serious window licker weirdo shouting a cheese in tesco mong.
Re: Man defends cementing own head in microwave and doesn't care what people think
Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2017 8:42 pm
by Trelliz
That guy seems pretty normal and intelligent...for wolverhampton.
Re: Man defends cementing own head in microwave and doesn't care what people think
Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 7:24 pm
by smurphy
After this and that woman who shot her husband with a Desert Eagle I like to think YouTube 'pranks' have restarted natural selection.
Re: Man defends cementing own head in microwave and doesn't care what people think
Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 7:26 pm
by Preezy
Breeding licenses.
Re: Man defends cementing own head in microwave and doesn't care what people think
Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2017 9:29 pm
by Squinty
He deserves a slap.
Re: Man defends cementing own head in microwave and doesn't care what people think
Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2017 10:27 pm
by Lex-Man
They should have left part of the cement on his head as a punishment.
Re: Man defends cementing own head in microwave and doesn't care what people think
Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2017 11:42 pm
by Tragic Magic
I hate myself for giving that retard more views on YouTube but it really had to be seen to be believed. What a strawberry floating idiot.
Re: Man defends cementing own head in microwave and doesn't care what people think
Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2017 8:46 am
by Knoyleo
Tragic Magic wrote:I hate myself for giving that retard more views on YouTube but it really had to be seen to be believed. What a strawberry floating idiot.
That's the kind of gooseberry fool YouTube ought to demonetise completely.
Re: Man defends cementing own head in microwave and doesn't care what people think
Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2017 2:16 pm
by Green Gecko
I lol'd at "it's expanding!" Of course it's expanding, you added water to a dry mix you strawberry floating cretin.